It was on the radio:
The feminist society “Nude Breasts” has about 40 members. »

A quiet morning. I stood brushing my teeth, something remembered a joke from the tower about ready at the concert of Kadysheva. It smiled. I clean further. I presented. I shrinked. I presented again. and charged. She swallowed all the pasta that was in her mouth... In general, the look of the mother who ran to strange sounds is the following picture: The child stands over the scrap, blends there with a blender, cries, cries, splashes... But, shit, laughs!

<Lynx> here I sit and watch "The War of the Dinosaurs"
<Lynx> crazy... I haven’t seen such a rare shit in a year.
<Lynx> or even two
<Lynx> blasphemy in 1561 in Korea "Incompetent fools" is your atheist.
<Lynx> just shot down a man at a speed of 80-100 km / h... so the man fell 10 cm from the cap...
<Lynx> crazy.. dialogues are just something..
<Lynx> "He will help, he will be able to do so that you can see what you don’t want to see..."
<Lynx> has passed the half of the film and has not yet shown the snake completely... as if it hadn’t yet drizzled.
<Lynx> all the time to the belt
<Lynx> Karoche, Gadzilla 1973 year more interesting...
<Lynx> )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<Lynx> On the helicopter was a flying dwarf.. well type stuck.. A combat helicopter of the Apache or Comanch... The pilot gets the bride from where the 9mm shotgun and shoots from the cabin through the glass into this beast..
<Lynx> glasses of such a helicopter can withstand the direct impact of the stinger, fucking.
<Lynx> all... zeblo.. I will be looking forward to... there at least closer to reality

Hello to the worker!
2 – Hello
1: How is it?
2 is fucking! I joke, I need to rework a bunch of contracts, I burned a fax, which I need very much, the accounting office was busy, there is no money, and I want to eat!!!!! to
2: How are you?
1: the nails strike here)
2: The problem of people.

If you believe the Bible, anyone, even the most outspoken sinner, can go to heaven if he dies during Easter. This is the first bug in human history that has been officially protocoled and has not yet been corrected.

by Cardinal911
I drink protein with a chocolate taste, diluted in orange juice, eat a banana. Am I a pervert?
LonelyCactus :
You are Pidaras.
To drink such cocktails, a person must have an exclusively trained sphincter.

The Bionet:
The bleach was again.

The Bionet:
There was a tangus. he fucking 5 minutes explained to me that he had a cable from the processor to the video card... but it was a jerk yet, there was a power cable needed. The shortest one. I sold him 1.8 m and he left. After a few minutes, this body comes back and says, “I don’t understand anything! I mean I grew up. " I don’t look at him, I’m looking at him like that. Then he takes this cable in the area of the fork, pulls it out like a snake, suffocated by his hand, and compares it with its height (you know how fishermen are forever photographed). He repeats his request. I stopped, called the deputy director with the words that there were doubts about the length of the cable, such as a meter and a half maximum. He pulled another cable for 1.8 meters. Com comes out after him. The two are now standing and peeling the cables... ppc! I can’t stand the com. by Dir. It begins to roast! I connect to. We all know that the Chinese are fucking foolish!!! And this tangus of the expedition was the only one to measure the length of a standard cable! And I burned the FSEH CHINCEFF!!! I am losing the sting of the home fse cable overmeasure after work, once the sting has burned! The movie fucking.

I decided to change the job.I work as a advertiser.I sit in the office, I send a resume for the same position on soap...In 20 minutes. The answer comes:
Alexander, I reviewed your resume...What, shit, in 3 minutes, was in my office!!! to

I read the complaint:

"..I was injured in an accident incompatible with life."

Nemo: When are the exams going?
JokeR: (_._) -> (_o_) -> (_O_)
This is the third stage...

220469994: listen, and how will it be in English "extract files from the archive zip"?? to
See also: HZ, HZ
220469994: here I hz...and still a crazy translator with a diploma 220469994: you understand, I am a man from America dropped the archivist, so he in the wharf asks what to do with this pile of colorful books))))
220469994: I roasted for 10 minutes))up to the icote))
There was an option to answer "take the top and read")))
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I killed my sister!!! to
WOW: What happened?
XHHH: I rubbish MTV - there Maxim about her paradise sings, a whirlwind on MusicTV - there she is the same with this same song!
WOW :D
I cut off the ear of the telecast, I cut off the radio... Scuco she is eating there! Without experiencing the fate anymore, I catch the player and scratch the nails in the market for the hustle.
Which side of the sister is to blame? :D
XHHH: Guess who scuco in the player recorded when I turned it on??? Fuck you!! to

The girl on the avatar:
The ass loves adventure.
My is no exception...

Dear (not by me) Speaker D.M.! to

I hope that you will be stifled by those grandmothers that you cut off on your stupid subject from students.

I also hope that your Lexus will crack down!

With disrespect, your student!

Grifon: Hi to you. Do you have a thermometer? I have a radiator to restore hope.
Otto: Hi, don’t bother taking the usual toothpaste.
Grifon: Is it serious? Are you bored?
Otto (14:17:12 16/01/2008)
Absolutely by.
Grifon (14:40:17 16/01/2008)
It makes no difference except the smell.
What kind of pasta do you have?
Grifon: That is sec.
Tagged: blendamede
Otto: ))) this will not fit there calcium and fluoride... you need CPT-8 - silicon organic... Grisha, we are all office patches... )))
Grizzly is fucking! Fuck you! I will come idiots.

Third course of university. There is an essay, in the auditorium, a lecturer and a person of 6 students - sitting on different parties preparing to answer the ticket, there is a dead silence. Here from the last part is heard:"Eh, and now would have already returned from the army..." And a breath of disappointment.

Hello you midnight guys! I think we had a case at school today, so I’ll tell you.
Go on the fucking little fool! Fuck the students! What kind of stuff did you tell you about IRC?! to
XXX: Go to the fuck, I am a teacher! The horse is pale!
ZZZ: I am...

My scientific director, an academic, being very unspirited, after a meeting of some ordinary council calls me to himself:
How much do you know about ancient philosophers?
-- Nnu... a man 10-15 Greeks and 5-10 Romans, maybe I will name (I, of course, in a statement from the question)
In the Dark Age?
Well, there, in general, more, these theologians...
How much fucking?
The man 20...
What about Revival and Enlightenment?
and 30+
Great, and the new time there?
Well, there is a lot of very...
How much more, has it all been done?
Noah, a man of 100.
-- And now imagine that we have a puppy faculty, which each puppy year produces 120 people, in whom in the diploma is written "philosopher"!!!!! to

I hate getting up in the morning. I generally believe that there are only two things to wake up in the morning: the penis and the sun.

You are in contact 7.
This is what?
- large such a dating site masked under the database of FSB