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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12142
 04.11.2008
by ASE
1 (16:40:29 16/10/2008)
fucking fucking

2 (16:48:51 16/10/2008)
We’re watching a movie here...and here on the whole screen yours.
I want to fuck.

2 (16:57:29 16/10/2008)
I haven’t been that long ? ? ?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №12141
 04.11.2008
In the Russian language Olympiad, the task is to choose how to write - collectively or separately. and had to be so sealed in the task - (n) unfavorable... as I wanted to write separately...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12140
 04.11.2008
<Drag> Yes, he’s so rough that the only beautiful photo with him is Röntgen!!!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12139
 04.11.2008
Morning peak on the proletarian branch of the Moscow metro.
Disposition: A 16- to 17-year-old girl sits in a seat next to the door.
In front of her stands a woman, very similar to the girl and matching her in the
The mother. The people who are in your barrel of seals :-)
At the next station in the car is pressed impressive sizes
"Jewish grandmother", of the category "you all owe me". Determining the future
victim, crawls straight to the girl and rugged, rough
The counter-altum addresses her:
Don’t you think you should give up your place?
A woman without thought:
Of course of course! He stood up and wiped out a Jewish grandmother.
A woman sitting in front of him says:
and Mommy! Please sit down!
The mother sits down sharply, the daughter puts her bag on her knees and
Standing in opposite. The train goes on...
People from sleep seconds after 15 catch up with the situation and rush how much
It allows tightness.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12138
 04.11.2008
I would have enacted such a law that people would not be allowed to write or call their ex until the alcoholic intoxication has passed.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №12137
 04.11.2008
I discovered on the first wedding night that my wife was a virgin.
This is her second marriage o_o.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12136
 04.11.2008
(Status in asske "I’ll have sex with whoever feeds me")

xxx (17:08:21 30/10/2008)
I will feed you ?

yyy (17:11:29 30/10/2008)
It is naher)

yyy (17:11:34 30/10/2008)
She has a wife)

yyy (17:11:40 30/10/2008)
I started cooking myself.

xxx (17:11:53 30/10/2008)
You are a fan!!!!))))))))))))))))

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12135
 04.11.2008
There is an announcement at the entrance:
On October 29, from 10 to 15 the hot and cold supply will be turned off. The water tank will be around an hour (!) Please contact us at the following address:"
They burn up, they burn up. (

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12134
 04.11.2008
HULIGANK@ (17:26:12 28/10/2008)
I will not talk to you, you drink, you sit like an alcoholic in proud solitude.
I{a4eJIu xD (17:26:52 28/10/2008)
I have a cat on my knees.
I{a4eJIu xD (17:27:06 28/10/2008)
I gave her a valerian ;)
HULIGANK@ (17:27:17 28/10/2008)
ppc

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №12133
 04.11.2008
In the metro:
Stop the Mint.
Hello, the title is like this, your documents are like this.
I am... not with me.
And if I can find it!!? to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12132
 04.11.2008
I installed the gprs modem. In the instructions I encountered the phrase:
The LED NET flashes slowly - registration is going on in the network. after registration in the network, the LED NET begins to flash slowly"
I thought a lot...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12131
 04.11.2008
If a sanitary technician enters the apartment and removes his shoes, he is a thief.! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12130
 04.11.2008
XXX is
The most interesting thing is that I already had one virgin, but an older one.
No problems at all.
Great feelings so far.
XXX is
• Relationships
XXX is
:D
YYY
* uses the spactal*

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12129
 04.11.2008
Everything that seemed to me a mysterious and rich inner world in it turned out to be just shit.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №12128
 04.11.2008
Question on mail.ru: "why the cat’s tail?"
He killed one of the ovates: "what would be more convenient to get it from under the couch or from a tree."

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12127
 04.11.2008
A friend invited her to visit and asked her to buy something for tea at her house. In her house is a bakery and pharmacy. Is it a check?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №12126
 04.11.2008
XXX is not sleeping.
YYY: I think of you.
XXX: What did you think?
YYY: There is nothing to think about here.

O_O

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12125
 04.11.2008
xxx: To me today a 15-year-old girl called "You"...
YYY: And what then?
XXX is 16!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12124
 04.11.2008
From Forum
Looking for witnesses of my impudence 19.10.08g in the Anime club my distinctive feature all in black and pink tie which I successfully left on the girl who to the pity I do not remember how they call about what I am very angry because I was very drunk interested in any information about her ready for real information to pay here for mistakes I will fix everything

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12123
 04.11.2008
From the mouth of a girl:
He doesn’t know he likes me!

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