The third calac is more valuable than the plunged pipe.

This story happened this summer.
So then. Monday morning, everyone is in a hurry to work.
As a result of the accident at the substation, the trolleybus was unable to enter the route and the bus was sent by the depot on its route.
A couple of aunts rushed to the driver of the bus to ensure that the driver did not miss regular passengers. At the next stop, they saw men who always ride this flight to work. Men with a faint sight stood at the stop and did not react to the approaching bus, they were waiting for the trolley bus. One woman can’t stand it and screams:
The men! Sit down, it’s a trolleybus!
The men and so the appearance was not joyful, the effects of yesterday's weekend, and then their eyes were even more overwhelmed. Synchronously looking up at the roof of the bus, the men looked around, but did not move from the place.
The men! Someday! People are in a hurry, let’s go faster! This is a trolleybus!
I can’t stand it, another aunt.
The men are stupid, they clearly see the bus. and both.
There is a roar in the salon:
What are we standing?
The driver is about to touch the stop. Aunt to the driver:
Wait and wait! They are late to work! Men, that is
The trolleybus! rather than!
Here the grandfather comes up from the salon, approaches the front door and says:
Here are the old ones! Not a trolleybus, but a trolleybus.
The men, realizing that they did not have a white fever, but only were misled, sat on the bus and went to work with a smile.

To the director of the circus comes a woman - a small, dull, in glasses - a godfather. He says:
I want to be a tiger shelter!
Director with a smile:
“Well, you see there, in the cage, the tigers are angry, go and calm down.
The woman quietly enters the cage and hurts:
Well, beasts, you have to calm down!!! to
The tigers sat by surprise, one even wet. The disappeared director:
Have you done the same in your previous job...?
Yes, but I added something.
What is?
The seventh “B”

fZ: The paradox of this country: doctors in street shoes can walk around the clinic all day long, and patients cannot even get to the check-in stands without a buzz.

XX: I generally sympathize with today’s children in this regard. They had plastic bags. And they NEVER understand what it’s like to ride from the icebergs on the Zaporozhye cape...

Yesterday was a joke. I watched my husband sleep.
Showing on Johnny D.That guy would have played Jack the Sparrow well!
I: Well, if you say that...

The Mint, however...
I’m coming home from work...I remembered that the year had a rabbit on my nose.
I bought a beast that was thick, a meter and a half sitting.
Here, say, will be pleased with the favourite... PPS :) caught up in the salon. In the Nexus.

I am disturbed by Gaia.
What are you lucky?
and rabbit. Trophy of hunting. and :)
(Look at the salon)
Where is the rose?
You don’t have a brainstorming (brain pressure)? and )
Feed is normal. It does not bite. Where is the rose?
(I am in Houston)
I took the nerve. In the donkey :)
Without a rose?? to
... ended 20 minutes after the total
Trucks on the subject of the rubber... PPC.

From the forum:
Do women recognize sperm inside their bodies?
YYY: Women do not have a bottomless well inside, so they can be recognized. Do not expect to end unnoticed.

The world I live in is called drink. If you want, I’ll take you with me, and if you want, I’ll share it with you!

Lego has always been a designer of pressed cocaine, judging by the price.

The Prep of History explained who was Hercules by the words It is like Chuck Norris only in ancient Greece.

I sit scratching mail at work, under letters signature type "sent from IPhone" or "sent from Blackberry".
The next one is sent from MG-42.
As far as I know, the bullet...

In prostitutes, before the front teeth were beaten out, so that they sucked better and did not bite a member from inexperience or anger.

So, my sweet girls, if you write "Préfétisme, like deliefs, photodalef?", I know everything about you...

Drunk adults almost like children, only drunk adults

Doctor Arthouse - a legless misanthropic physician treats the corpse of a sanitary and finds the meaning of life speaking in an empty room with an echo

Russian experts decrypted telemetry information from the apparatus "Fobos-Grunt".

The comments:

XXX: So what were they doing there?
yyy: "When I come home soon, see you"

Hakuna Matata (22:37:57 24/11/2011)
One day, if a person drinks cognac at home every day without a reason, is it alcoholism?

Jem (22:40:29 24/11/2011)
This is slapping

From Zh. The post, about the fact that babies, when massaging their legs, can no longer massage the inner side of the hip, because they have “erogenic zones” there.

The comments:
XXX: Yes, and these very babies are coming from an undue place. The shame!
YYY: I agree, it would be logical to prohibit giving birth to a baby.
There is no greater cynicism.

XXX is strong.
yyy well how to say... the battery from the parking lot he wears like a barbecue

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