Live to blush! Previously, it was not so eager to buy glandons in the pharmacy, as now ananas in the store.

A friend quarrels with a girl.
Why didn’t you reply to my SMS?
It’s because I slept at night.
She – did you shrink? Do you want to sleep every day?

This morning I’m going for a couple, I’m making tea behind the TV broadcasting about the success of a romantic dinner on the fifth date, on the first channel. Don’t force a girl to take off her shoes, because shoes are also part of the outfit. His legs..." surprised, squeezed, then heard the continuation" and his bare feet are a sign of trust you need to." This is such a fun morning!

The Governor’s Dilemma
Where to get asphalt for roads
Riding on a Porsche
There is asphalt.

Russia for the Olympics purchases vehicles from Israel to produce snow. Jews sold snow to the Russians in the winter. The Pizzeria.

Let’s say I bought Lego. I am an independent adult. What I want, I play!

From the discussion of YotaPhone on Habra:
In the mode of video playback at maximum brightness you get 4 hours of work, with games the smartphone lives 2 hours.
Vertex: Without games, it begins to get bored and discharges in 20 minutes.

Poxy - Proxy
...I sit and conduct a dissertation of a graduate student from Mozambique. 230 pages of constant errors. and free.

Question: Who is a Negro?

Criminal archives of the 1950s and 1970s.
— — — —
How wonderfully subtle you sent!

My wife and aunt were fighting.
The widow was about to leave.
I tried to reconcile them - in the end I was absolutely extreme!

and rykky:
After a long reading of guitar forums, I am almost sure that a true guitarist is, first of all, a wealthy and technically skilled radio amateur audio-phile.

XXX: So what will we do?

YYY: With what joy?

XX: You put me a lie.

xxx: So, on a dating site you found two girls who indicated that they own C++. What are your next actions?

Yyy: Pff... I suggested one of these to make a game. She said that if I don’t pay anything, I’ll give naturally.

Ansci: A heart-shaped loaf on the parket means that the dog loves us all very much.

On this garbage and complained to the administration of the village of Beloyarsk workers of the kindergarten. But the rubbish did not go anywhere.
For failure to supervise will have to answer the educator"
That is funny in itself.

In one of the villages, the state supervisor fined the administration of the village for the absence of a fire-fighting intersection between the village and the forest. The administration hired a company to create this same lane. Ordinary thing... if the administration was not secondly fined by the ecologists for illegal deforestation.

The first Russian smartphone. And although it is called a purely Russian name "YotaPhone", it works on a purely Russian OS "Android", it is assembled by a Singaporean company "Hi-P" in Taiwan, and it is simply not in the pocket of most Russians. However, he has a 13MP camera, but the camera eye is located in the lower left corner. Therefore, if you need to photograph something urgently, you are probably shooting your palm. And yes, he is dumb.

Question of the month. How to block the word "euromaidan" at the browser level?

The xxx:
I for some reason remembered the summer grassland with cloves after your post.
Not in the subject either.
YYYY :
A bad metaphor is like a cat with a door.
by habr

A small town in Connecticut. Instead of the first snow, everywhere is fog that even the eye shakes. On another evening’s trip, I saw a car crawling in front of me. Well, I think okay, maybe someone is cautious in this weather and darkness. Arriving closer, he saw a picture: the car runs, his mother, a dog, and the man only presses the gas pedal and energically explains something to her. Do not assure after that that you live in a fucking country.

The Habr:
NASA plans to send live plants to the moon
How will they verify the results of the experiment?
If in a couple of years these plants will fly back on their own, then the experiment was successful.