The future came yesterday.
The largest university in our country. I walk past the audience in the morning to my office. At this moment the door opens, the student comes out and says, addressing the teacher: "Alexey Nikolaevich, thank you very much for allowing me to leave! I left the dictionary, he writes your lecture, the guys will give me afterwards, and I listen to everything!” He closes the door and runs away. What an interested student!“I thought...

A couple of days later, the door to the auditorium is opened, Nikolaich's lecture is held, ten students are sitting, and on the lecture table on the edge three dictofones lie in a row and write his lecture. “The first experience was a success!” I thought and went on.

A week later, I found a logical end. I urgently needed a few words of Nikolaich, I approach the door of the auditorium – he is reading a lecture. I knock. Without any effect. I knock and look: a magnetophone stands on the table and reads the lecture with Nikolaich's voice, around 10 dictofones and phone headsets lie, listen attentively and record it. And no one more...

Kudrin promised the Russians to have tough years without explaining his optimism.

XXX: That’s shit even with such a dumb girl...I’m doing something wrong?



Yyy: He’s just beautiful, and you’re not.



XXX: I am beautiful, it is not a hero, it is not a panacea.



Yyy: I speak like the same beautiful – compliments from mom encourage, but in fact do not do more beautiful.

In relationships with power, the main thing is not to have any relationship with it.

At 10 o’clock, the youngest daughter (9 years old) calls: “Dad, I fell from the hole, I hit, my arm hurts very much.” He went, took it out of the house, took it to the clinic to the traumatologist, found a fracture, put on a plaster.
At lunch, the eldest daughter (12 years old) calls: "Dad, I went to the store for a ice cream for Larke, I fell, my leg was shaken." I took it, I went to the traumatologist, he examined it, sent it to the bandage, began to fill out the map, then looked at me and said, "I think I already had Ivanova today?", I confirm to him, I said, only the younger Lera, and this is the older Masha. In general, he took Maska home, did not have time to come to work, his wife calls: "I pressed my hand through the door, my finger was swollen!" With my wife, the doctor took me without unnecessary questions, found a fracture and sent me to apply a plaster.
He looked at me through his glasses and asked me:
Is Ivanov finished today?

When there are no new ideas in the Ministry of Economic Development, they conduct a survey among taxi drivers.

My husband and I once bought in a Dutch sex shop a large box of beautiful chocolate hearts made of untempered chocolate that melts from the temperature of the human body. It was supposed that they had to smash on each other and sliced. Chocolate was very delicious and with different additives, each heart was different from the other. Moreover, they were not signed, and if any strawberry or banana taste was recognized immediately, then about the more exotic we did not always agree on what taste it was. In general, they had a very fun and satisfying evening, ate the whole box of these hearts, hugged and never got to sex.

In a democracy, the pirates have the opportunity to defend their rights.
With authoritarianism, they can rule.

My dad told me. I am from the Urals. He took me one winter into the garage when I was a kid. The road was through the forest. The dialogue with the Pope:
Are there monkeys in the forest?
Daddy – no, monkeys live where it is warm.
Why do monkeys live where it’s warm and we live here?! to

Interesting – and if doctors on the Day of the Doctor would chase the city on cars with white flags
with the red cross and in robes on a bare foot, scalpeled scalpel and phonendoscopes, shouted “I do not obey the law, but Hippocrates, his mother!”, sprinkled the paint from the syringes to Jean in the passers,
They watered brunettes with peroxide, drank whiskies with corvalol right from the tubes, beat themselves in the chest with the words “Yes, I operated your mother, creature, and where were you at that time?”Would we be respected more?

The people are silent because they are brainless.

I have a couple with two children, 9 and 6 years old. And he, and she from disadvantaged families, in everyday life talk in Russian mother tongue, from the category of "take this fight to this heroine." Children talk about the same way.
The terrible parents? I am not sure. Although not the most cultural language, but to children brought very strict norms of behavior. "Only pigs and pigs are dumped on the street" - children never throw their fantasy under their feet, but carry it to the urn, even if it has to be specifically sought. "Hate the weak fools and cowards" - children never raise their hand on animals and babies. They advocate for girls, they don’t steal, they don’t cheat. The seats in the bus are given to the elderly.
And you know, it is much more pleasant for me to see a child who speaks like a rocker, but behaves like a man, than a purely over-loved child who can both throw a wrap on a bench and beat a cat with a stick, because their parents don’t care.

One question plagues me. Why did those who killed Lystyev not be found, and those who did not kill Soloviev were found?

The six-year-old boy refused to believe that we used to use paper cards to navigate.



Do you mean pirates?“?”

If anyone told me, I’t believe it.

He enrolled in the GIBDD through state services at 16:45. I haven’t been there, I don’t know anyone. At 9 in the morning, I go for business. I watched a few cars on Saturday. I should have registered earlier.



Call from an unknown number.

Have you been to Gibraltar tonight?

and yes.

What did they pass by? Come in now, people are few.



It was hard to surprise me, but I did.

The acquaintance bought a car and at the time of registration in GAI received fashion numbers - 100. Sold in a week of rooms for 120k and now sells a newly purchased car - wants to take a fresher.

A boy who grew up in a full family will never defeat a blind man in a fight.

In the mid-1980s he worked as a slugsman at the Sunday Chimkombinate.

And when the construction of the Dolphin pool was completed in the city, the party's ruler appealed, apparently, to the management of the enterprise, with a request to allocate workers to help the builders. In order to meet the timing,...

I was sent from our factory EFC-3 as the youngest and least valuable worker, I came there recently after the army, and I was sent to all such locks.

Well, I came to the pool at 8:00 p.m. - the "commanded" from the chemical combination were people of 20 or 30 different ages.
We sit and smoke. No one is going to be especially stressed. The men are bustling...

A master or master comes and asks, “Who knows how to work with a hammer?”
Everyone is silent, I get up, I say, "Before the army I worked at the RMZ, and a couple of days happened there to wall wall walls."
The Master says, “Excellent! Let us go!”

Afterwards, before lunch, these men said to me, “Why did you call? It’s not your shop, you’re still paid here on average – why break up? The day has passed and it’s okay.”
But sitting down or walking was boring to me.
And the hammer liked working - the results are visible, and I need someone all the time.

Of course, I used to sit when there was no work. But it happened that the master would say something to continue for the electricians, let’s say, and here the water suppliers are already resorting, and they are sitting waiting when I am done to help me stretch the hose to their site, and someone else is already in line behind them... That motivated me.

And once on Sunday there was a temporary love, the girl stayed with me until morning, and it was like it was time to work, but I did not want to break up. He sat on a bicycle, went to the building, gave the master a donor certificate for the retreat, and returned to it.

On Tuesday I come to the "Delfine" - there some boss came, and all the engineers-master-probe went to the construction for this man, showing where what was left to do, and at what time. And in the basement he is told that here under the ceiling to put the pipes. He angrily asks, say, why did not do this before, because because of this something there is not done next.
And there were such newly laid-out kinds of thick brick clothes, in which for these pipes you need to cut niches under the ceiling.
He was told that there was no worker on the hammer.
He is also angry, “And now is this worker?”
I go forward, “I’m here...”
He asks, “Will you do it by evening?”
I say, "The forest is already there, fifteen minutes to start the compressor and stretch the hose, and half an hour to cut - the cutting is fresh, what is there..."
He turned and went on with everyone.

And to me the men: “What are you like the Corchagin spider on a narrow lane? I would say - yes, I will do it by evening... Then I would agree with the master that as you do - go home... The hours before 12 would be rested in no hurry, and would arrange a short day..."
I didn’t think of such a crazy thing.

Well, and a few years ago - 30 years later, it turns out - already as a journalist did a report on the capremont of the pool. I went down to this room and looked at the pipes in these niches.

Propaganda does not make people idiots, it is originally intended for them.

I flew from Kaliningrad to Rostov-on-Don, and the flight was Kaliningrad - Minvody - Rostov-on-Don - Kaliningrad. We make a stop in the Minvoods, where we have passengers who need to go to Kaliningrad. There is a dialogue between them about how long to fly and what the weather is there. Here I join the conversation:

There was rain in the morning.

How do you know?

So I fly from there.

How from there? We are flying there!

The stewardess reassured them.