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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45872
 13.04.2011
The C Forum:
HH: It all resolved by itself.

Added in 37 minutes.by :
Oh no, no blh

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №45871
 13.04.2011
I study in Slovenia for student exchange. I sit on a pair on the history of the Slovenian language, the theme is consonantism (development of consonants), and the predecessor as an example of the development of diftong "sc" gives the verb "scat". Silence in the audience, an uncertain voice: “That’s not... emm... a book word?”
Preponja: Yes, this is a word from the spoken language, but, first, it gives a good example of the diptong, and secondly, we use this word in everyday speech, and so let us not lie to our colleague from another country that we do not have such a word.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №45870
 13.04.2011
In the Krasnoyarsk region, a new scandal - a year later, officials discovered that the GLONASS system does not work on 69 new school buses.

“We started connecting them and realized that the instruments are formally made, and some are simply wrapped with an insulator,” the Minister of Informatization and Communications of the Krasnoyarsk Territory Alexei Turov said.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №45869
 13.04.2011
You are an atheist?
YYYYY: Yes
XXX: Thank God for it.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №45868
 13.04.2011
Previously there were keys, now there are also flashes.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №45867
 12.04.2011
case in the chat(:infection: - antimate):
<x> infection:
<x> infection:
<x> infection:
<chh> how to say that!? to
<chh> fuck me in the ass
<x> o_o
<chh> and where the infection

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №45866
 12.04.2011
A trip with a brigadier (B)
I cooked sausages

I’m like the old X*J!
B is not possible! I only bought yesterday. I tried it today and it was normal.
I’m... I’m about their appearance, not their taste.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №45865
 12.04.2011
On a couple to the strict basement entered a person late and goes to himself, not noticing anyone. He was so surprised and so surprised "A?". Someone from the rear side guesses his thoughts: "Who is here?and "

[ + 88 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45864
 12.04.2011
April 12 is dedicated to:
Once the heroes for the youth were not bandits and thieves,
designers and astronauts.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №45863
 12.04.2011
Subscriber: My computer is writing "there was an error, call the system administrator", what to do?
Call the system administrator
I am a system administrator!
Call the normal system administrator.

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45862
 12.04.2011
zombiek: by the way, counted here - the mass of all mankind can be accommodated in a building size 1km x 1km x 600m
In any water reservoir under Moscow
Sly: I’m even afraid to ask why you thought that 😉

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №45861
 12.04.2011
> like to:
> I go to work through the bor.

And most people go to the bor through work.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45860
 12.04.2011
Local radio is pleased. DJ says:
"And we have a new message from the listener"Sorry":
My friend Slavik two days ago scratched his hand with a circular saw. Put him the song "The Shaman has three hands""

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №45859
 12.04.2011
No, I’m not going to watch movies today. I better go to bed ;) And how can I quietly watch a movie if I don’t have a cursor done tomorrow? O_O

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №45858
 12.04.2011
The first Russian driver broke the steering wheel on a F1 car

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №45857
 12.04.2011
Fuck... The classmates have all married, the children were born... And I was like a fuck on them, so is it.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45856
 12.04.2011
In the city, the struggle has begun again.
2. ugu, and the name is to come up with the type of "Vir-Antihu"

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №45855
 12.04.2011
xxx (10:37:46 12/04/2011)
Do you bite the science granite?
yyy (10:38:07 12/04/2011)
Salad of Unemployment

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45854
 12.04.2011
YERMAX: Hello
Yermax: Are you here?
YERMAX: Oh well!! to
YERMAX: You are silent. It is autoimmune.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №45853
 12.04.2011
The Fourth Civilization is burning.
A fighting camel can be improved to a helicopter.)

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