Okay, I’m accustomed to the fact that our group, gently speaking, doesn’t shine with intelligence.
I’ve become accustomed to the fact that the group doesn’t even know the simplest terms and constantly asks me what a word means.
I got used to "oy, I did something and I had everything closed", "set me a program", "teach me to make a pillow in photoshop", "and why do you call the transition from pink to white a grand?" (the word "gradient" for classmates is unspoken, yes).
But today they got me. I started telling something about ZV and mentioned Darth Vader. The girls looked at me surprised and asked what the singer was and what his most famous thing was. And another girl gave out that the classmates are dudes, and it is not a singer, but a DJ.
Shoot them someone, please :facepalm:

xxx: yyy, I am a woman
YYY : OO
Have you started monthly? OOO
xxx: I was in a bad mood, and I went to buy an expensive junkie, and it got easier for me!)

Basilica at 22:43
A murderous fact for me:
Dalmatians stolen by Hauc and Pope Ron Weasley

As one boss said, it’s cheaper to kill Sysadmin than to fire him.

The old man threw a net into the sea and caught a fish, which spoke to him with a human voice:
Let me go, old man.
And the old man realized that there was something the Japanese did not agree with Focushima...

M: on request "where to buy.." releases "where to buy a cradle".. well and the interests of the people

Look at what "crystal" is

M: Why do you?

I need it too, but I don’t know.

From the Auto Forum:
My brother and I have a problem: we decided to pour a carburetor cleaner into the tank. And when it was poured, a stopping ring fell from the throat of the bubble into the tank. It is plastic, it will probably use gasoline!!! First we tried to get him by a bicycle spark, but it turned out to be short and we accidentally dropped it into the tank. Then they tried to get the spit with the help of a magnet: they took a larger magnet and dropped it into the throat of the tank. But they didn’t think and the magnet clung to the wall of the tank from the inside. They began to shake, and the beetle soaked and rubbed around the magnet’s edge. He also stayed in the gasoline tank. In order to pull out at least a magnet, they took the largest key that had ever been able to climb into the throat in the hope that it would catch the magnet. The rope was thick. But it turned out to be synthetic, and while we caught the magnet, gasoline turned it off.
So now in the gas tank lies a ring, a magnet, a spearhead and a gauge key.
Tell me how to get it all out of there.

Terrorism is the killing of civilians of a state with the aim of changing the policy of the government of that state. (Note: the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki are not terrorist attacks.)

One American textbook

xxx: people, get the idea where to go with a girl
yy1: in the cinema
YY2: In Theatre
Yy3: Put her in bed
yy4: in the circus
Yy5: Just go for a walk
yy6: in the sushi bar
A lot of ideas... now it remains to find a girlfriend

My mom gave me a puzzle - the house is cleaner twice as fast. My mother! ))
Yyyy - pulled home the fools, let the order be set fast...!)
Zzzz -... Mr is crazy!))

Russian automotive industry is not for you spacecraft diluted salary to refuel.

We drive from Tolyatti to Kazan. Summer, heat, a bunch of spare parts in the trunk (the car was collected). We have already gone 40 kilometers... painting with oil: on the road lies a porch in oil with a shatun. We stumbled, like a dog flying fast and didn’t notice how it fell out. Further more fun: 3 kilometers away lies a carter paddle, a huge oil pit. have stopped. I went out and looked, and the paddle was still hot. We went further, 5 km. On the sidelines was a new priora with a shrouded cap, and the boy puts his gaze under the cap (it seems that the construction of the car has not even seen in the books). We stop, we go out, maybe help is needed... I look under the hood, there is a mess. The roof is removed, half of the components are missing.
It would have all ended, but his question forced us to postpone the continuation of the journey for half an hour: guys, and I'll ride it to Kazan?
The Curtain

Goodbye(s)

If you listen backwards, you can get out of jail.

In the cold April...
As Nathan said to the housewife of Kuz: “Wake me up in the spring, April 30th.”

The pirates are so crazy.)
and?
All rights reserved is replaced by "rights protected poorly" xD

Answers from mail:

1: Help you choose a player in L2. The Dark Elf of Sch. Prince is pleased with the 847 cast with tattoo and scrolls. Do you have any good profiles? And another question: why when I jumped the sab SS on a human then on him the magical attack is less than on the light elfe SS?

The best way to get gen. Director of a successful company, well, or ultimately the head of the department. A friend recently kicked the middle-level manager, in principle, he likes the eye. In the future, everyone recommends rushing sabclasses such as "excellent husband", "good father", "excellent friend". And Spelsinger, that’s... Vatenko.

Hello world by Yuri Gagarin (c).

Spend for him.

Microblog mail (pointing is saved):
Love is like mercury: you can hold it in an open palm, but not in a compressed hand!!!! to

I: Mercury is better not to hold at all...)

Spring... The faint male demand is wildly stifled by the female offer...

Vvzla: Fuck, I stumbled the day as our stumblers listened to metal.
vvzla: listen to listen and one such: "dirty as singing"

There was a trial in the United States. The lawyer defended the accused. Which line of defense did he choose? You will fall. He calculated that for the past time since the murder (year 5 passed, long caught) all the molecules in the body of the defendant replaced with new, generally speaking that fact. And if so, then before the judges is no longer the person who once committed a murder. But not. Number has not passed)

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