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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №996
 17.01.2008
All reviews of the movie "Stranger"

But this characteristic sent the paddle:

Genre: "Uncommunicable creature in a closed space with reverse counting of people."(c)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №995
 17.01.2008
G&G and G;
Fuck guys, I decided to study Linux, I thought it was necessary for me or not... but when I loaded in the console under root, I type "kde", opened where and the inscription appeared:
...Hello to! You are logged into KDE under root! This is not the best idea, as under root, you can easily hurt me and your entire computer with your curved hands! Continue to cancel...
I’m in love with linux))) I’ll be studying and studying him, fuck his mother)) It’s just something unnoticed!!!)))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №994
 17.01.2008
XXX is
Everyone should speak to me "My Lord the Elder"!

XXX is
And say "Domino Origato Gojzumas Taa"!

YYYY
And the parents?

XXX is
No is

XXX is
You can call me as before.

XXX is
"Go eat" and "Go to bed"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №993
 17.01.2008
XXX is
Everyone should speak to me "My Lord the Elder"!

XXX is
And say "Domino Origato Gojzumas Taa"!

YYYY
And the parents?

XXX is
No is

XXX is
You can call me as before.

XXX is
"Go eat" and "Go to bed"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №992
 17.01.2008
XXX is
Everyone should speak to me "My Lord the Elder"!

XXX is
And say "Domino Origato Gojzumas Taa"!

YYYY
And the parents?

XXX is
No is

XXX is
You can call me as before.

XXX is
"Go eat" and "Go to bed"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №991
 17.01.2008
XXX is
Everyone should speak to me "My Lord the Elder"!

XXX is
And say "Domino Origato Gojzumas Taa"!

YYYY
And the parents?

XXX is
No is

XXX is
You can call me as before.

XXX is
"Go eat" and "Go to bed"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №990
 17.01.2008
XXX is
Everyone should speak to me "My Lord the Elder"!

XXX is
And say "Domino Origato Gojzumas Taa"!

YYYY
And the parents?

XXX is
No is

XXX is
You can call me as before.

XXX is
"Go eat" and "Go to bed"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №989
 17.01.2008
Diter: Over the years you understand the phrase "Cinema and Germans" differently.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №988
 17.01.2008
I have a great day in my horoscope for romantic dates...does that not mean that I will be fucked out at the exam?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №987
 17.01.2008
Little kids, fuck, you fucked up the fools to fast here with the words "crack" and "crack"!!!! The foolish!! What do you think where they meet is funny? Nihua is not funny!! who agree put "+"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №986
 17.01.2008
Mike> challenged a beer box
Mike> Argued that Chel won't be able to send a single piece of the film by mail
Mike> Smog
Mike> Put the DVD in the envelope
Mike> and sent by mail
Mike> Scully

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №985
 16.01.2008
How is the session?
Lo†aRTM: (_o_)
What does the egg in the pot mean?
It looks like a bit of a ass.
Faust: and a little on the container in the desolate sphere inside
Faust: Emptiness in a Closed Space
Lo†aRTM: O_o
Faust: In other words, you do not have the option to choose your path, but it is as terrible as the emptiness around and there is no way to escape those problems that oppress the desolate soul.
Faust: (_o_) - and you cleverly encrypted it
Faust: I don’t understand

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №984
 16.01.2008
2:42 The Demon
Please read, there is a ppt.)
2:43 by Smart
Read the lectures, there is PPS!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №983
 16.01.2008
Dear Odin Basha! From poor students a big request: cut off the site by February!!!! We want to take a session!! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №982
 16.01.2008
Solly :
What is the name of a thing that is attached to the guitar and distorts the sound? What about the "Death"?

The Bachan:
The Guitarist!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №981
 16.01.2008
What does vodka computerists do...

In the evening, the square near M. Clean ponds.
We stay with friends, we don’t touch anyone. From a distance, drunk voices consisting of matte and incomprehensible words are heard.
The voices approach, and we see four young men and a young girl. She approaches us and asks for a bit of beer, arguing that by the fact that she has DR today. In response to the phrase that we do not have a little bit, it sounds drunk Aitish battle, consisting of the names of prehistoric iron and havens programming languages... Friends approach and try to calm her, it begins to be called "sagan hards", "eight-bit stones" and a bunch of more I do not remember what... Among us was Sisadmin Corbina. He said he had never heard such insults before.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №980
 16.01.2008
X: In honour of our friendship, put the Heart.Transmit this message to all your contacts and you will find out how many friends you have.
Y: You have borrowed your henna, the more I know the jump of my friends!
X is jumping?
10 seasons...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №979
 16.01.2008
<oXoloXo_[notebook]> something fingerprint scanner
<oXoloXo_[notebook]> the little one on the leg can not scan at all
<oXoloXo_[notebook]> Lack of work by developers
<oXoloXo_[notebook]> not counted on Russian user specifics

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №978
 16.01.2008
Crond> Speak to me!

Utaraptor Red> What is there?

Crond> Something struck me out of the toilet, I noticed it late, hit by a stream, it floated somewhere deep.

Utaraptor Red> O lord

Utaraptor Red> This is a perverse rat

Crond> Well I didn’t sit down!

Utaraptor Red> Yes

Utaraptor Red> She would be amazed

Crond> The cat needs to go to the toilet to find out...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №977
 16.01.2008
From personal observations:
We constantly insult children 3-5 years of age, for the fact that they will get everything to look, take, push, say that we did not do so, etc. And now remember the first time you played what kind of half-life thread, I won't believe if you say that you didn't shoot or throw everything that could only be thrown or moved.)

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