Now girls are like pony... - Small and with big ass!!! to

iPlayer: Don’t consider me an idiot
VasyaPiskin: Don’t read my thoughts

Nowadays it is fashionable instead of "need" to say " spring, fucking!". The first one has not been conducted for a long time, and the second - in the spirit of time and sounds romantic...

The biblical idea of “every creature – a pair” in Russia is embodied at a very high level.

Once upon a time, an old, tired-looking dog came to me. He was wearing a necklace, and the dog was very careless, so I realized that he wasn’t homeless and was well cared for. The dog quietly approached me, I slapped him on the head; then he followed me into the house, slowly crossed the hallway, turned with a claw in the corner and fell asleep.

The next day he came back, greeted me in the yard, entered the house again and fell asleep in the same place. He slept about an hour.

This lasted for several weeks. Eventually I became interested, and I attached to his necklace a note of the following content: "I would like to know who is the owner of this beautiful dog, and does he (that is, you) know that the dog almost every day comes to me to sleep?"

The next day the dog came back, and the following answer was attached to his collar: "He lives in a house where six children grow up, two of whom are under three years old. He is just trying to sleep somewhere. Can I come to you tomorrow too?”

If free elections are allowed, thieves and fools can come to power.
If they do not, they will remain in power.

It may only happen to me...

With 50 pounds in my pocket.

I went out for a beer on Saturday night.

I went home at lunch on Monday.

During this time I visited Dnipropetrovsk.

Travelling by tram and metro.

About 15 hours to travel in an unknown city.

Go to the concert of your favorite group.

I went out to drink beer in Sevastopol.

HH: What is the problem?

yyy: The problem is that I want to be the father of her children, but for her I’m just that white finger in ragnarok.

XHH: I

Mom: Well, you would also find a girl, or it would be boring...
I: I do not need it. Well if I find, then the player I will not buy soon, because all the money for the girl, etc.
(A minute of pause)
Mom: Well, I also think she’ll fuck you...

My sister in the universe had a pad that was closed by a huge newspaper at the exam, and when he had to turn the page, he said loudly, “I’m turning!”and "
But it was very difficult for him to give up.)

Sasha Grey has left the profession!

Xy: Not a fan of her :) Tory Black OK

XX: By the way, I don’t catch up with what was found in Sasha Grey. She is overplaying.

Xy: Yeah, they are all there as if they had a firearm.

Xy: And the young looking defacks try to imitate them, and they ask again, and why are you silent... you won't stand there, you won't shrink. Would be hurt later :(

Xy: I really don’t mind.

Xy: I’m ripping like a Jiggard!

Leaving the house in the morning:
So far Mom!
Until tomorrow son.
Per he’s in this job, this job?

Santa Barbara was a soap opera filmed in the United States from July 30, 1984 to January 15, 1993. There are 2137 series. The event takes place in the city of Santa Barbara. In the shortened version, which was shown in Germany, - 2123 series.

How did they manage to cut out a few series from such a crowded series?

The film is about zombies.it goes to the description of the film and red fat font is highlighted:
A warning! The series is filled with scenes of violence and obscene vocabulary!
It is not recommended for observation to weakly nervous pregnant children.

The first comment:
XXX - Fuck...I am a weakly nervous pregnant child, and so I wanted to see.... =((

Trilogy: Identification of Born, Authentication of Born, Authorization of Born.

World of Tanks
Odin: Faq, I’m stuck in a tank!
3 opre: Morning standing is a terrible thing.

I watch TV "The Chronicles of Riddick"
Suitable for wife.
What is the name of this actor? Authorship"
-"Yes, Rabbit, Vin Diesel..."

by Google

I can't find a cartoon where the cock plays out the cat and there the giraffe.
with a syringe in the hand.
Help short

O_O

Stud21: I’ve been living on decoctions for a week
Aftor: What are they?
Stud21: The Pelicans

xxx: Today I came to the conclusion that my cat is demotivating me on weekdays. By the time I go out of the house to work, he has time to have breakfast twice and sleeps on my couch up on his feet, not paying attention to external stimuli at all. Thus, he does not simply question the principle: “Whoever does not work does not eat,” but rejects it. and (