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[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62913
 16.04.2012
Echuy: In principle, it is realistic and from 2.5 per night to find, if not very upset.
I know how much the prostitutes are.
I am definitely working tomorrow.
Echuy : No! not eat! Are these two messages not related? Well please!

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62912
 16.04.2012
I believe in the victory over corruption when the number of envelopes sold is equal to the number of letters sent.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №62911
 16.04.2012
Twoster (22:08) :
Tagged atheists

slider ) (22:08) :
and kill)

Twoster (22:08) :
burning you in hell.

slider ) (22:08) :
We have no hell.

Twoster (22:08) :
will be

slider ) (22:08) :
There is no such hideout in the valhalla caves.)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №62910
 16.04.2012
Training for motorcyclists:

xxx: There is a closed site at the church in front of Sber, but tomorrow there is some boiling ground, the row that pipes, and the cars were parked to chew.
It is called Easter...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №62909
 16.04.2012
NTV and news:
Andropov’s eggs, an ordinary city housewife, can shock..."))

[ + 36 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62908
 16.04.2012
How can you live for 6307 rubles? Is it a month? So don’t buy an iPhone on credit and everything will be okay!

and ah. I don’t know how you do, but I personally give half of this “living minimum” for utilities. It is in a single room.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №62907
 16.04.2012
We are flying with our son (6 years old) to Kiev. The son asks – Daddy, did we fly to Kiev?
Yes Yes
The next question of the son is loud so on the entire plane
Will Yanukovych steal my hat?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №62906
 16.04.2012
The camera with the face detection function on a batch of pork saw 5 people!!! Lumix, his mother ?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №62905
 16.04.2012
XXX: Christ is in the midst!
It is indeed a sleep.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №62904
 16.04.2012
Users of Ubuntu Christian Edition believe that the processes in this OS are not completed, but move into one of two swaps on some remote server. In which of the swaps this process will fall depends on its logs.

[ + 50 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62903
 16.04.2012
So, my beloved underdeveloped impasse, today we will continue our lessons of life.
We remind:
A number is a number from zero to nine, and a number is any set of numbers.
"47", "52", "13" - not numbers.
Also, any number is a number, but not all numbers are numbers.

With the desire to kill you all, your cap.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №62902
 16.04.2012
The most likes in the Satanic-Gothic group collected a collection of photos... horses
I also love horses.
Everyone loves horses.
Not everyone loves people.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №62901
 16.04.2012
XXX: What Happened? What is status?
I hate myself, I hate myself and people.
I think it was with this phrase that Hitler began his career.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №62900
 15.04.2012
XXX: I was fired again. This is the third time I have to go to the army.
Yyy: Three times from the first course – you are strong. I think you and the army will be removed in half a year.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №62899
 15.04.2012
Ash: You could call me.
I broke the phone somewhere.
Shade: Oh
by SHI
...
and Shade:
All of it?
Thanks, I found it
It is good that the old Nokia is loud.
If I could find my phone in my shoe.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62898
 15.04.2012
While I was putting in the capsule, I forgot what I wanted to write!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №62897
 15.04.2012
From Twitter:

Pope Francis ‏ @Moscow_advokat
It turns out that Titanic drowned on Stolypin’s birthday, just on the 50th anniversary. I don’t think the celebration was too dark.

Max Crylov ‏ @makseest
@Moscow_advokat If you consider that he was killed six months earlier, it is not at all.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62896
 15.04.2012
A friend bought a Bear Grills knife.
“Now I have a knife and instructions on how to survive with it... but it’s in English, so we’re going to die.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62895
 15.04.2012
In Irkutsk, the polytech was built in the shape of the letter "Z", and next to three houses, the first two in the shape of the letters HU, but they did not decide to build further =)

Give me the coordinates on Google Maps :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №62894
 15.04.2012
I met a girl on the internet.
They talked:
...
I: How are you with polyglot?
D: What is it? You guys are all the same.
blocked contact

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