Erotic dreams for you!
WOW: Oh that is it! I dream that I met a guy, cute such, all the business. And that, I tell him, you’re so nice, maybe we’ll go to you, all that.
WOW: and he says let’s. brought home... and let’s get to know your parents ((( so all night and acquainted))

From the online game chat:

SmiLe krsk: I pay monthly alimony in the amount of 25% on maintenance of the son

And I thought we had 1/4 of the money, not 25%.

Selfish: a lamp, you burn

In the absence of an agreement on the payment of alimony alimony for minors children are collected by the court from their parents monthly in the amount: for one child - one quarter... This was before 25%, the village. It is 1/4

Watched the broadcast of the match with the participation of the London Arsenal. The wife was upset when she heard the report: "Why does the commentator often repeat - nasri, Arshavin? Is it possible to describe the bad game of our footballer in some other way?”

The Hindus stated that during comparative tests of the Indian tank Arjun ("A rjun") with our T-90 in all indicators won the Indian super tank!
But all the tests were classified and...
The contract was signed for the supply of 1,000 Russian T-90 tanks.
They never burn...

<Galieva> people advise a movie with humor and porn scenes!! to
<eaglepart> The Diamond Hand!

I will find the only one soon.
He who forbids me from drinking, smoking, and blasphemy without reason.
WOW: Don’t be afraid that when such a person appears and begins to ban you from drinking, smoking and mothering – you with a cigarette in your teeth and a can of beer in your hand will send him to the world.

<COPYCAT> You are the same! I am a copycat!

I’m at home, I’m quietly mad. Then somehow the memories were squeezed... in general, the hand pulled for the whiskey, well you understand. I think why not play in Dota, yes, once I played, I beat the harena, I find a hard varic, I begin to patch. Time goes by, nothing to do. I called Max and he was playing. I offered him to play and he says - "You are online and the last couple of years you have always been almost online".... here I think all, see the account hacked. I register a new one, I come in. And then I realized that playing the desire is not, and again those thoughts about her. I think I’ll get to know someone who made the account. I write "Hello, as things, you are from where and so on" - added to friends, talked, decided to play. In the game, I realized that it was a girl. Here I already made an observation that it is not good to take someone else’s bills... Silence... The story from her that it is her boyfriend’s bill. And she just plays, I ask questions, I learned that he dropped her, I remembered that the account was mine. I asked if he loved him. She said "yes". I said I would come in 15 minutes. Later in the night, she was crying at the door, worn out for a long time...Karoche, why all this, I think you will understand it yourself.

Mom and sister sit in the room and watch Harry Potter and the Gifts of Death, I go into the room for a cup and hear from my sister:
...the next part of the semi-bom will start with some foundation!
“I’ve been waiting a long time for this bald man to say, ‘Harry, I’m your father!’”
My mom even drowned from laughter.)

How is your trip to the gynecologist?
It was very comfortable in the chair.
WOW: The more I wore a long coat, and somehow calm.
I can’t see my vagina, so nobody can see it.

Andy: Nowadays, if a man opens the door to a woman, he is most likely a Swiss.
Olga: And if it doesn’t open, it’s probably a fool.

The crown does not close the eye of the crown, but in the nest may remind the crown.

I sit at the dentist with my mouth open. The feeling is familiar to everyone – like on an electric chair.
Left-right chairs with the same misfortunes. The next chair is released. The doctor - an elderly gentle lady calls the sanitary's name and she, opening the door, shouts her out into the corridor.
A young man takes a dry old lady. Two doctors put her in a chair.
“Let’s open the mouth,” said the doctor, “how beautiful we are here. by
What are you complaining?
“The tooth is broken,” the grandmother replies, “and now the tongue is broken. to eat, and
Talking is painful.
As a tooth? The doctor is surprised. Is it not proteins?
Why do I have prosthetics when my parents are still good?
How old are you?
Eighty three, my daughter.
Go crazy out! The dentist is surprised, look here.
Calls colleagues, grandmother over eighty, and all teeth and whole.
Even some patients wanted to see the grandmother in the mouth.
When the audience split, the doctor took a tooth and asked:
How did you break a tooth in old age?
- AEHHI HYZLA - the old lady answers with her mouth wide open.
Even those who were crying from pain a minute ago.

Look out, the star is falling! Make a quick wish!
I want you to marry me!
Look, I went back up!

My first-class brother came from school. In the diary note: "Sitting! He walked, walked and walked!"
Did the teacher comment in the violation process?

XXX: You have some hernia in your hair!
YYY: The idiot! This head...

Ele: Oh, I ate a soup of peanut, cabbage salad, low-salted cucumbers... Oh, so the stomach is blowing now, I don’t know how to stop the gas discharge... And I’m sitting in the office fucking! Zhejiang
NikoShark: Well, if everything is so bad then shake your finger, if it doesn’t help, then with two fingers. If you don’t even stop, you’ll whisper ?

Yesterday the goat called.
Not a goat, but a potential customer.

xxx: help find the mystery about the cat in English.
YYY: From Russian if translated, will it?
The lonely, the lonely,
He drinks milk.
Songs are singing.
XXX is yes.
YYY: here
Hairy, moustached
Milk drinks
Singing songs.
Where did you translate?
YYY: in the Google.
XXX: Try to translate
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
The Milk Drinks
Singing the songs.
xxx: hairy milk and chopped kefir sing "Oh, frost, frost!" =))))

News: "US State Department found human rights violations in Russia"
First comment: "Will we be Libya?"