Mr. Uley: Sanj, mono intimate question? like a man to a man :-)
Morse: Let’s Go
Mr. Ulei: Are you shaving your cheeks?
Mr. Ulei: And another question
Mr. Uley: Can the tree be carried out?

VLADOS776: Read in the game the status of the type: "You are all crap and not treated".
VLADOS776: I thought "How do I not treat?! I’m so excited about".
VLADOS776: And, pl, the current then came...

Anastasia K.
XX: What do you do in life?
Yy: I get people.
XXX: And how are they?
Yy is Orut.
X: Have you ever been beaten?
YY : No! I am a midwife at home.

XXX: And the parents of Serezy wanted to call me. But when I was born, I decided that Lisa was successful.

Well how can you react to a message at 4 a.m. with the text: "I burned my anus!!!!"

I went for summer clothes today. I caught myself looking at the boobs of the mannequins in the underwear department. Spring is fucking.

Well, let’s – burn me with your hot butt!
WOW :?
See also: UPS WRONG WINDOW
WOW: Was there anything at all?! to

Everyone tries to have time to wash their hands while cold water runs out of the hot crane.

A woman and her child are on the bus. She asks him:
Do you want the window?
The boy does not understand:
What is?
Do you want the window?
What is?
Do you want the window?
What is what? = = )

- Dad, and I called all the President Matt today!
Go away from me, unknown boy.

Belarusian: It’s about the ring.

Greetings from Irka! Let us talk.

Lexx: Hi, let me go

Lexx: Just throw a picture, I want to scratch you.

Lexx: look at it

The Danish:
When I decided to send him off, the cockroaches in my head applauded standing!! to

@hellchicken

XXX: My Favorite Husband
She poured banks with water to soak up. I forgot about them. Sereja shash bank broke accidentally, and there sparks. So now I can’t make him wash the floor, wear gloves and gloves, which is scary to him and he’s afraid of these worms))))) On his gloves he wore celophane bags))))
He said that it would be better for me to get a bear than to touch a dwarf :-D He suggested that I do not clean, but move :-D

She is number one in all, she even has a first-size chest.

Speaking of Jigsaw:

xxx (22:50:33 9/04/2011)
I watched his concert >>
yyy(22:54:47 9/04/2011)
Were you in yourself?
xxx(22:55:04 9/04/2011)
Until the concert!
xxx(22:55:41 9/04/2011)
And then there was the desire to speak 4 octaves below and call women hairy feathers.

I remember when there was a game on TV!!! And it was necessary to have a license and to manage the CUZEY(!) The radio with the buttons!!! and!! Even then I had a coveted plan in my head how this can be done from the phone - the drum!!!! XDDD

The store. Buyers are looking at a large diagonal plasma TV. For unconsecrated - unlike LCD, plasma has a persistent greenish shade of the screen in the unconsecrated state.

Buyer (P) - Well get out of the box.
The seller 1 gets along with the other seller 2...

P - and here green... like in other shops..
PR1 - yes, they were in the warehouse probably, greenered from mold to...
We don’t need green, the whole picture will be green!
PR2 - Do you want me to knock him? he might be violet.

XXX: Tell me to watch a movie.
YYY: No problem though. What genres are you interested in?
I want a movie without blood, betrayal, love, action; no fantasy, no fantasy, no comedy, no horror.
YYY:... Your requests are only suitable for porn...

With Dairy:
I saw an announcement yesterday about the vacancy of a comedian seller. They need active, confident, punctual people with a competent speech and a pleasant appearance.
I would like a girl like that!

Previously, my friends wrote checkbooks, and now they copy contracts.)