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[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №45772
 10.04.2011
Promoters are burning! I go to the TRC today, I see a naked girl standing and holding something in her hands! I get closer and see a bearded guy in a latex suit imitating a naked woman! He holds a poster in his hands. If you have not noticed the beard, contact an ophthalmologist and the number of the clinic that is advertised, at the bottom of the attribute with a black marker - and if you have noticed it and you are not confused, contact a sexologist or a psychiatrist!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №45771
 10.04.2011
From me in the morning my husband ran to the kitchen when I tried to eat his "friend" with the words Waka waka waka ((((

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №45770
 10.04.2011
Author "12 Angry Men" Sidney Lumet has passed away. On this film Nikita Mikhalkov made a remake "12"

Comment: This is how you will make a good movie, and after it Michalkov remake will do! A terrible profession is a director.

[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45769
 10.04.2011
with a comrade a foreigner came together in the opinion that in Russia when you go late alone, and someone goes to a meeting, then you automatically throw in the head who will hang and so you strain the whole))

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №45768
 10.04.2011
Kaspersky condoms, Kaspersky condoms... I have been holding the Liqui Moly trophy for three years. And at the end, after a very funny manual on operation, the signature:
"The use of this accessory will keep your engine pins from corrosion for a long time"

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №45767
 10.04.2011
Do you want to chew? ?
What... is there over what?
Oh yeah yeah)
xxx: feel "a small victory of the sclerotic"
XHHH: I put the fried cheesecakes))
HH: He has gone.
I have forgotten ?
I smell, I smell of garlic.
and =D
No, not early
I think I tried.)
I am here, and here is the victory!
I fucking forgot to put on the bowl, and there the current oil burned)))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №45766
 10.04.2011
Soul and ass conspire and choir demands adventure

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №45765
 10.04.2011
Article on the tape:
"The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Belarus is outraged by UN statements about the presence of Belarusian mercenaries in Libya"

One of the comments:

They are not mercenaries. They are deadlines. by D"

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №45764
 10.04.2011
The modern resuscitation:
We are losing him! not eat! He establishes third heroes. 49 percent is fucking. The nurse, urgently a daily dose of breastfeeding intravenously and three beers orally.

CG

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №45763
 10.04.2011
SmiLe krsk: I pay monthly alimony in the amount of 25% on maintenance of the son
And I thought we had 1/4 of the money, not 25%.
Selfish: a lamp, you burn
In the absence of an agreement on the payment of alimony alimony for minors children are collected by the court from their parents monthly in the amount: for one child - one quarter. It is 1/4
A_N_D_R_E_I: The light bulb has killed!:D :D :D

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45762
 10.04.2011
Merovingien: Who is born in the year of the horse laughs well!

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №45761
 10.04.2011
Captains of Evidence is my insurance company.
Lost the phone, well though lazy did not let the insurance cancel six months ago, I call from a friend's phone to the insurance company, send them all the data. After a few days comes the email "We tried to call you on your phone, but could not, which is basically logical, as you lost your phone". At first, I did not know what to answer.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №45760
 10.04.2011
Side effects of the antidepressant: depression, hallucinations, psychosis, disruption of sexual function and coma.

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45759
 10.04.2011
The FSB wants to ban Skype. I cannot decipher intercepted negotiations. The FSB and the FSB are going fucking with their bans.

[ + 92 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45758
 10.04.2011
A spatial paradox: the snow in April in Russia is perceived as a "yes and hear with it" and in Moscow a major incident and top news.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №45757
 10.04.2011
I finally learned how to run games on Linux!
I will miss you...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №45756
 10.04.2011
I sit down and decide the geometry. Suddenly, he began to talk to himself. I notice two consecutive phrases:
Fuck, I am a fool!
No, I am sorry, I have settled.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №45755
 10.04.2011
The Russians had a strange notion of anatomy...first on the knee, then on the belt, then on the throat, and only then onto the fist!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №45754
 10.04.2011
omdzn (19:34:01 9/04/2011)
...well he lives outside the city – he has land there, builds a cottage)

Misha (19:41:12 9/04/2011)
I built the workshop basement under the kitchen - my mom says - what a comfortable room you can keep chickens in the winter... you need to buy at least two! And she was surprised that the construction cost half a year of life, a hundred thousand rubles and immeasurably nervous - just for two chickens!
I was thinking of a sculpture workshop ((

by Murrr! (19:43:35 9/04/2011)
Underground bunker for 2 chickens!!! by Abasrazzo!
And suddenly a nuclear war – but the eggs will be ?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №45753
 10.04.2011
Help me with the cursor.
How can I help you with him?
I just need to talk to someone, I’m not alone.
- Can you draw two more, preferably a black man who will overtake you and a blonde who talks about morality?

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