Promoters are burning! I go to the TRC today, I see a naked girl standing and holding something in her hands! I get closer and see a bearded guy in a latex suit imitating a naked woman! He holds a poster in his hands. If you have not noticed the beard, contact an ophthalmologist and the number of the clinic that is advertised, at the bottom of the attribute with a black marker - and if you have noticed it and you are not confused, contact a sexologist or a psychiatrist!

From me in the morning my husband ran to the kitchen when I tried to eat his "friend" with the words Waka waka waka ((((

Author "12 Angry Men" Sidney Lumet has passed away. On this film Nikita Mikhalkov made a remake "12"

Comment: This is how you will make a good movie, and after it Michalkov remake will do! A terrible profession is a director.

with a comrade a foreigner came together in the opinion that in Russia when you go late alone, and someone goes to a meeting, then you automatically throw in the head who will hang and so you strain the whole))

Kaspersky condoms, Kaspersky condoms... I have been holding the Liqui Moly trophy for three years. And at the end, after a very funny manual on operation, the signature:
"The use of this accessory will keep your engine pins from corrosion for a long time"

Do you want to chew? 😉
What... is there over what?
Oh yeah yeah)
xxx: feel "a small victory of the sclerotic"
XHHH: I put the fried cheesecakes))
HH: He has gone.
I have forgotten 😉
I smell, I smell of garlic.
and =D
No, not early
I think I tried.)
I am here, and here is the victory!
I fucking forgot to put on the bowl, and there the current oil burned)))

Soul and ass conspire and choir demands adventure

Article on the tape:
"The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Belarus is outraged by UN statements about the presence of Belarusian mercenaries in Libya"

One of the comments:

They are not mercenaries. They are deadlines. by D"

The modern resuscitation:
We are losing him! not eat! He establishes third heroes. 49 percent is fucking. The nurse, urgently a daily dose of breastfeeding intravenously and three beers orally.

CG

SmiLe krsk: I pay monthly alimony in the amount of 25% on maintenance of the son
And I thought we had 1/4 of the money, not 25%.
Selfish: a lamp, you burn
In the absence of an agreement on the payment of alimony alimony for minors children are collected by the court from their parents monthly in the amount: for one child - one quarter. It is 1/4
A_N_D_R_E_I: The light bulb has killed!:D :D :D

Merovingien: Who is born in the year of the horse laughs well!

Captains of Evidence is my insurance company.
Lost the phone, well though lazy did not let the insurance cancel six months ago, I call from a friend's phone to the insurance company, send them all the data. After a few days comes the email "We tried to call you on your phone, but could not, which is basically logical, as you lost your phone". At first, I did not know what to answer.

Side effects of the antidepressant: depression, hallucinations, psychosis, disruption of sexual function and coma.

The FSB wants to ban Skype. I cannot decipher intercepted negotiations. The FSB and the FSB are going fucking with their bans.

A spatial paradox: the snow in April in Russia is perceived as a "yes and hear with it" and in Moscow a major incident and top news.

I finally learned how to run games on Linux!
I will miss you...

I sit down and decide the geometry. Suddenly, he began to talk to himself. I notice two consecutive phrases:
Fuck, I am a fool!
No, I am sorry, I have settled.

The Russians had a strange notion of anatomy...first on the knee, then on the belt, then on the throat, and only then onto the fist!

omdzn (19:34:01 9/04/2011)
...well he lives outside the city – he has land there, builds a cottage)

Misha (19:41:12 9/04/2011)
I built the workshop basement under the kitchen - my mom says - what a comfortable room you can keep chickens in the winter... you need to buy at least two! And she was surprised that the construction cost half a year of life, a hundred thousand rubles and immeasurably nervous - just for two chickens!
I was thinking of a sculpture workshop ((

by Murrr! (19:43:35 9/04/2011)
Underground bunker for 2 chickens!!! by Abasrazzo!
And suddenly a nuclear war – but the eggs will be 😉

Help me with the cursor.
How can I help you with him?
I just need to talk to someone, I’m not alone.
- Can you draw two more, preferably a black man who will overtake you and a blonde who talks about morality?