And did you know that there are no jet fighters in the Liechtenstein army, because when such an aircraft performs a turn, it inevitably leaves the borders of the state?

I have three former classmates married.
TAPKO: and I... I can play a console game on C++ to write :/

Friday the 13th justified itself.
I decided to quit work and left after lunch.
- I go happy with a smile on my face home, and fly into the artificial hole (repair of the road, no warning sign), the protection dissipated like crystal.
Hi you guys, you are a bitch.
- I go in traffic jams looking for a hundred, protection like a crack, all about the asphalt is rubbing.
- I turn to the first 100 hit, but there are no places, only tomorrow
- I give back, and there is nowhere to take the pillar, broke the lighthouse, a bumper
I come home, I take off my jacket, pull my sleeve, and he breaks out of the seam.
I sit down, drink vodka, I don’t touch the knives.

This is what you say men do not cry.
x: here I went on a visit to my grandfather, to visit and show his recent acquisition - TT-T (trauma).
X: This is
X: When he was getting the weapon, his TT number was carefully recorded.
X: This is a remake of the same pistol with which he went through the war.
Y: to shrink, and really...
X: exactly

xxx: Assess, I came up with a name for the ship: aircraft carrier cruiser "Driving", well, type fearless...

Daria is
Do you like the dark?
Alexander is
Did you cancel anything?
Alexander is
Are you talking about real darkness? and :(

In the tram, a man and a conductor argue:
M is you!! You are no one at all! You are a conductor!! to
K - I am not just a conductor! I am a ticket sales manager!!! to

Len... well you understand, because religion was needed to make a herd of lambs an organized herd of lambs.

Again in the store. A guy stands in front of me and chooses a snack for a long time for beer: a barbecue - so that it is not tough and with ivory, a calamarch is fresher, fistakes are not very salty, etc.
Alcoholics are worried about me: without five, ten, and after ten they will not sell.
Finally making a choice, the guy asks:
How much is me?
Six hundred and twenty bla-bla
The hero gets a five thousand note.
You’ve been astonished, young man!! Where can I find you?! to
It is not fucking. It is your duty to give me. I will not move from place.
In the row...
I (knowing that I have five thousand notes in my wallet):
Let me break you a fifth!

...I didn’t immediately understand why he looked at me with a frightened look and why the whole line was crazy...

X: Der, and we have a server with what form of government?
Not with us, but with me.

One of the sellers in the store on April 1 replaced the label with the name in the badge from Olga Olegovna to Olologa Olegovna =) She noticed this only 10 numbers. But the buyers were fun =) And no one gave out, the devil.

I: I’m starting to quietly hate our show business
You will grow up...

Since childhood, this question has been interested: hard and soft iris are different varieties or just a marriage?

What unites Sasha Grey and Nescafe 3 in 1?

I belong to the generation when Perelman’s theorem was still a problem for Poincaré.

Dear railway workers, especially those who shape tariff policy... this is purely for the sake of interest: and you yourself, badly, tried to ride these trains? Have you worn for these wheels on the wheels to take twice as expensive as an airplane on the same distance??????? to

We discuss with a colleague old trips to the gym and sports nutrition.

I ate protein, but the results were not very good.
YYY: Have you been active?
The whole bank eaten.

I’m fat, but I’m smart. Therefore, next to me, you will feel both pride and shame at the same time... Like after deprivation of virginity.
d: ))))))))))))))))) Patchwork...

When you think about whom to borrow, you especially clearly understand how lonely you are on this earth.

I complained to a friend that no one could correctly write my girl's name from the first time.
-I am sure that you have compared with me a child's pet.My surname -Forgot( in Ukrainian - "forgot").And imagine the reaction of people when I answered such a simple question.And sympathized, and regretted...But believe that this name without a passport could not.