Psychoman: What are we feeding the Pepsi generation? Generation of everyday ends of the world rather... children of apocalypse, fake like silicone breasts.

If you have a stone in your heart, throw it into someone else’s garden.

There are 11 million people in Moscow. It is almost impossible to meet at different times and in different areas. I thought so, but God is not a freerunner. In general, I eat it, I don’t touch anyone) Let me think I’ll go to the store, eat I’ll buy. I ride. And at the very universe, I get on the wheel into a huge pit. It seems that the speed is already small, but you can see in the pit the hole is painfully deep. The most beautiful fountain from under the wheels, from the legs to the head, I shed the dirt of a man. Meanwhile, I think it was uncomfortable how it went. And faster down from there, the shob not to say so.
Apparently by chance, I didn’t want to, but funly washed. The evening. I come home, I go from the parking lot home and already in the yard, exactly according to the same scheme I get my portion of peat. Only that driver and wash will not work, the courtyard is impasse. I go to him, splashing out the sludge from my mouth, thank you, I say, already washed so washed! He - sorry brother, I didn't intentionally, I went to the "Five" today exactly the same way. I say, in Kerch, the black Ford Mondeo?
He – Ah.... And we stand on each other with our eyes knocking... Then he approaches and almost whispers out the brilliant phrase: – Listen, friend... And let us now believe in God... ))))

Most stupid things during the day are done by people who get up early and go to bed late.

Sakhalin Society of Obstetricians-Gynecologists.

Hello, please answer my question. 5 years of sex is delayed - can it be that the hole has grown...It is very important help.......With respect your reader...I await an answer...Thank you....

Sex is a natural antihistamine
You are my personal type of tavegil :D

XXX: Sleep - rain, awakened - around the snow.Question: I was sleeping a year? O_O

on a dating site.
Go to the end of the world?
She: Why? O_O
He: Snoop out of the breach

>>...nothing is so respectful on the road as a car with a triangle "U" on the rear glass.

>> The back of the car?
O_O

Do you know what buttons are needed?
" Funny but Wrong","Right but Not Funny" and "Why did you write this?".

I: cute, well why before (before marriage) you liked kissing, and now (after 13 years) not very
He: Well you know, sometimes you want sausages, and sometimes – it’s already done!! to

To an out-of-the-art student who experienced that he could not buy 25 roses, you were divorced. Work on self-esteem, self-esteem should not depend on the opinion of the vendors in the store (guyes))) Giving a girl 1 flower is great, especially if it is carefully and sensibly arranged. I would find such sellers - they would leave the next day.
This is a foreign businessman 😉

My mom cooked cold today. Among the other "attributes" for the navy there was a pig head. I walk past the kitchen and I hear my mom’s whisper: “Some of you, pig, your teeth are dirty, you should clean them.” and then loudly: “Katy, can I take your toothbrush?” For a moment"
O_O

I went to the website to order a tour. Fill out the form and send an order. Then came the text: "P.S. If you do not respond to your request for a long time, it means that they are bad from your cool order;-)"

There is nothing worse than when your paranoia turns out to be a well-functioning intuition.

xxx: Recently my husband complained that I forgot to look at Google why pregnant women forever forget everything :( and 5 seconds could not understand why he cries! Oh my poor pregnant brains.

Tell me, which movie can I download to cry at? =) is
Yyy: Download porn! and cry that you are not so =D

On April 13, 1961, people bought a newspaper in the morning and saw the headline: “The First Man in Space.” An unknown face on the cover. And they discuss with acquaintances: "Who is this - Yuri Gagarin? Where did he come from? I thought Khrushchev would fly!"

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YYY :?? to
XXX: It happened accidentally.
YYY: Are you beating your head?
xxx: no, throw the spider into the keyboard and it runs there, and I try to stifle it with the buttons

Intelligent people do not determine their intelligence by hair color
The wise people do not paint their hair in the color of their brains.