After Saturday, I was on a bus with a methole. One guy looked at me for a long time, and then with a smile asked, “What, didn’t you?”

Since January 1, 2014, the price of vodka has risen by 16%, and the fee for kindergarten - by 50%.
The reasonable question arises: with whom is our government fighting?

I have no mood. Now I’m going to go and watch the slime girl series. Or horrors about monsters and vampires.

M: You can completely unite. Now full of saliva girls series about vampires. That is horror!

17:20 <+_Master> and have you heard what Obama hates?
17:20 <+_Master-> has already watched the new season of Game of Thrones
17:20 <+_Master-> takes advantage of his position
17:21 <+almi> fucking
17:21 <+almi> from where the nigerian television
17:22 <@chez> spied out

I issued a phrase today, the meaning of which came to me only after my wife started laughing.

I had a strange dream today...

by Small.)

I remembered when I once accompanied my wife (then just a girl) home. It was the second or third date, well, I relaxed and at the entrance I applied all my skills to kiss her beautifully and gently. And here we kiss and kiss (for 2 minutes), she raises my eyes and says:
very little.
Oh, and a little?! to
She is little...known.

We have lived since then.

I asked in the store for the password from wifay.
I got the answer "from one to zero".
This is my technical education and it did its job.
Smash something? With what step? I even asked by surprise.
Then after nine...

Aeleonov: My cat immediately catches, kills and eats flowers in my house. Cut and in pots. I decided "aga!" and bought the cactus, choosing the most cozy. He just caught them and killed them, rolling them out of the pots to the floor. There was not.

Simple advice for buyers of surprise rings. In the absence of a friend, sample any of her constant rings, remember which finger and to what point it is stretched and step into the jewelry. In 20 years of marriage, he has never failed.
By the way, before a bunch, in some offices, the profession of seed collector is called BYCHAR :)).

In the center of Kiev, about 40 people in masks and with guns in their hands tried to seize a bank.
It was a peaceful rally at the pitch of the hryvnia.

Well, admit, who subjugated Vladimir Wolfych to get everyone away from Ukraine and start discussing the letter "Y"?

I hate the U.S. government and its policies, but I write about it on U.S. Facebook from a computer assembled from American components.
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From Chinese, from Chinese

I add :
"On the inscriptions in the toilet:
...the most delightful thing I’ve seen is that in the MAI community, all the walls and doors of the cabin were glued with headings from the “truth” and the local “propeller.”
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The daughter said that they have thematic toilets in the school, which occupies several buildings. for fans of anime and for fans of Harry Potter with corresponding inscriptions and pictures. and dark unrepaired basement toilet for ready)))))

Dihydrogen monoxide is...
Our accountant really liked the tea in the dining room, and then she was told that it was so delicious because there is glucopiranosil added. Now she has got an electric tea machine and carries her tea and sugar to work.

XX: In every thing in the world there is an outcome. In Lamborghini, for example, it was difficult for pedals to press with valens.

Alice jokes with the cats:
What kind of mimics we are, how beautiful we are, what kind of legs we have, what kind of nose, what kind of eyes we have, our eyes have not changed color, our eyes are still milky.
And, a little silent, with the same whispering voice:
Then these eyes will fall out and grow root.

It is so funny to read this after the graduation experience, where parents poured all kinds of ethanol solutions into their own children with their own hands. Cats are worse than their children, of course.
and...
Oh, they held the children behind their heads and poured enti solutions into their throats. The children resisted, resisted.
Cats (chickens, adult dogs with cats, fish, straws and other hamsters) are undoubtedly more miserable than Homo sapiens. Because they are speechless creatures, and every sadist and/or fool with his whole head does what his imagination tells him.

Melany (16:04:36 13/03/2014)
I would have a bag and a stylist for 1 day.

Fatamorgana (16:04:52 13/03/2014)
I have three and a stylist.

This is:

_iv >> By the way, I read an interesting article on the subject, and what would happen if there was copper instead of iron in hemoglobin?
It turned out: 1. The blood would be blue. 2nd For the normal functioning of this blood, a sufficiently high level of alcohol in the blood is required. Three It starts working normally at pressures below those that are about a kilometer above sea level :-)
It turns out the direct Greek pantheon - the blood is blue, live in the mountains, constantly drink :-)

Azimova "Pasteet from goose baking cake" read, there is even more interesting

Keda: Crimean students will receive certificates of the Russian sample and will be accepted for training without interview entrance tests. According to Viktor Oganesyan, the Ministry of Education of Russia promised that even graduates who did not finish school with the best certificates will be accepted in higher education institutions.

We have very few idiots.

Asphalt by NDA. After 6 years: "Well, what a specialist you are, bleat, hands out of your ass! Are you born in Crimea?"