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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №896
 13.01.2008
Barvinka
I went to play paintball with the programmers on Tuesday.

Ness
And how?

Ness
Are they quality?

Barvinka
I shot them. They said they were teaching killers and snipers at the conservatory.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №895
 13.01.2008
I suggest on the tower to make such a button, "copy in the buffer exchange", ok kst suitable)
Light from Outside

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №894
 13.01.2008
Fuck, I’m a crazy dude :(
Ven0m: looking for a wall
The Bear:?? to
Ven0m: tried to launch a Trojan under the wire.
Ven0m: launched
Ven0m: so this scuco spied a five-digit from the quip included under the same wine :(

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №893
 13.01.2008
Gennady Bachinsky was killed. There is no genius with us who can awaken anyone in the morning, who can laugh even people without a face. To whom this man was the way.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №892
 13.01.2008
Yes is. Go to the store to buy mayonnaise.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №891
 13.01.2008
Licensing Agreement for downloading XXX films from the Tracker

I am reading this text
I give myself a full report.
That I am going to drop.
The movie is from the section "walk hand-ballay!"which is intended for
Looking at older people
The 21st year.
I take full responsibility and I will not.
No one to blame if it is
It affects my unhealthy.
The body or
If I become an anathema and anathema.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №890
 13.01.2008
xxx: Pizzadeci, remember I said that there was a notification about the shipment from Rusobit?

and ZZZ:
her )

The xxx:
In general, I made a list of them there, what I would like to get in thanks for the beta-test of the game, they replied that they have two games from the list and no more figa, that the games at Rusobit-m are 95% shit and they locate only treaches, you know. So their PR manager replied (this is the second in account, the first resigned and ignored the package in general), that there is a key, I replied to them, that it was OK then the set of your choice, honesty, etc., and today I came to receive the package.
And what I saw there?
The first thing I got the keyboard, at first I was confused that it was without a box, well, well, I turn, the gap, the shift, the counter fell on the keyboard, and under them an excellent spectacle, food residues, dried goats, well, and hair (hopefully not pubic :))
For a minute I was in shock =-O Then I stumbled and threw the key back, ppc, it is necessary to be a jedi, so as to stumble, as a gift b / ear key, when in the store the same new one costs 300 rubles. Also in the box thrown, 9 jewelry, chosen treachery type "Lord of sheep", well, I will find somebody to give, but the claw is a mega fuck. Then I’ll put the photos out, let Roosevelt red. :D

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №889
 13.01.2008
XXX: I don’t have a glute.
Change the provider 😉
XXX: I do not have a provider!
YYY: What is it?
XXX: The foolish man from the neighbor's entrance...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №888
 13.01.2008
In the joke!
Father and Grith: Give Flash.
I: No, I gave it to my sister.
Give me the old one.
I: What old one? I am old and tdall.
Where is New Year’s Day? O_O
I: What is it? O_O
It is 4 gigs!
I: There was no such o_o
What did Santa forget? (In my eyes, I realized I was burning.)

In 5 minutes, I finally got the 9th! I saw my New Year’s gift!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №887
 12.01.2008
Vitalisimus
Did you see a house exploding in Kazan?

The Marionette
Only afterwards

The Marionette
The windows are on the wrong side.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №886
 12.01.2008
by Oika:
I don’t take the exam (
The Skit:
That why?
by Oika:
I forgot that I had an exam, I washed my head and cut my cloth.
by Oika:
Notes are bad
The Skin:
Forget that your exam is not just a bad sign, it is a bad sign.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №885
 12.01.2008
What day of the week is today?
On Thursday, ask someone else.
How is it in English?
O_O on Thursday
See also: Sps
He: And what about those?
I didn’t know what kind of clothes to wear.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №884
 12.01.2008
XXX is
Have you watched "South Park"?

YYY
I’ve seen something about Saddam Hussein, and I’ve only put out the phrase “Swolochi, they killed Kenny.”

XXX is
You saw the main.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №883
 12.01.2008
Meio: You really amazed me.
Meio: a serious, intelligent boy, a great specialist and in general, a very cool programmer, going out for lunch, you write: "doed nothing"

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №882
 12.01.2008
<Fox> Just think about the meaning of the phrase: "The match was stopped and only the intervention of the hockey players, who appealed to the fans with a request to humiliate, and the WMO, who brought this request to the recipients, allowed to play the match to the end."

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №881
 12.01.2008
<SHERIFF> I want to start studying guitar
<SHERIFF> I don’t know where to start
<Lina> Turn off the aska

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №880
 12.01.2008
The Karabunga:
clutch - wood for the mouse under the hp64 screw - 51 meters )))

The Sford:
Fuck it.
What will she do with them?
Dancing on the table?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №879
 12.01.2008
Elijah is greeted!
Do you like Virtue?
Fuck me in the toilet!
Pull out my cheek and knit in it!
PROTAS
I would fuck her in real.
PROTAS
How heavy...
PROTAS
On the back of us...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №878
 12.01.2008
From chat in CS:

1:3a by PoguHy!
2:3a CTa/uHa!
3:3A and TTyTuHa!
4:3A to Mommy!
5:3a to ebali!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №877
 12.01.2008
Clandestin: How does Nastya deal with my new ignorance policy?
ChachaMuchacha: I don’t think I noticed
Clandestin: Fuck, Nastya is ignoring my ignorance policy. How ugly it is!

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