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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №62813
 13.04.2012
Dohtur: I was recently brought a package, delivered by Roissy Mail... a metal electric vault... They were able to destroy it!!!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №62812
 13.04.2012
Money is evil. That accounting, in any case, is the real abode of evil.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №62811
 13.04.2012
Hello Irina?
2 to Hello. This is not Irina.
Is it possible for Irina?
2: Yes, she is not yet there, at home she is running with her...
1:... * o_o
2: oh :D, intentionally the tubes have leaked, the master is waiting!

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62810
 13.04.2012
The Advertising! You have shrunk! Go back to the TV. Destroy the videos!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №62809
 13.04.2012
How about ordering a pizza? Friday is still)
Y: thirteen
X : – O
y: we order pizza with a courier maniac) according to statistics 75% of couriers become maniacs trying to find our office)


[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62808
 13.04.2012
I met a young man. by accident. I think he was interested in me...
YYY: is it sympathetic?
XXX: I like it very much.
YYY: So what are you waiting for? 😉
XXX: When he is 18

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62807
 13.04.2012
Kotik (11:08:35 13/04/2012)
We have some girls dressed today.
Kotik (11:08:44 13/04/2012)
Gathered somewhere after work
Tiger (11:09:30 13/04/2012)
HZ, but Friday the 13th. Shabby probably
Kotik (11:09:36 13/04/2012)
Oh yes of course!
Kotik (11:09:41 13/04/2012)
and ROFL

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №62806
 13.04.2012
There are only two policemen in Liechtenstein: the Good and the Evil.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №62805
 13.04.2012
Crazy girl))) (01:55:25 13/04/2012)
You are a "sweet"?
DARKSEED (01:55:58 13/04/2012)
rather a zombie.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62804
 13.04.2012
For the American, Gagarin is worse than Hitler, because Hitler burned Jews and Gagarin burned American souls.

222: For the American Gagarin, it’s nobody, they don’t know.
333: It is now they do not know, and then Gagarin knew, and the satellite, and the KGB and where to hide in a nuclear strike.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62803
 13.04.2012
No, what kind of shit I’m working with! I left for half an hour and on you - all my bubble polyethylene burst!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №62802
 13.04.2012
The shopkeeper had fun. I sit at the beginning of the car and side-sightedly notice that it is all shaking, until the knee shakes. And he begins to sell the spores of mushrooms with a calm, silenced voice. No one is listening and after 15 seconds says loudly:"Well, it’s impossible to work! The car is sitting and does not listen to me. No one needs my mushrooms!..." and the offended goes away.and :)
c) Yodkin

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №62801
 13.04.2012
code: she says how good I am) but then finds a thousand reasons not to give =)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62800
 13.04.2012
Without NTV, I would have forgotten who Pugacheva is.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №62799
 13.04.2012
YYY: Listen to...
You are so strange.
I told you yesterday that I don’t like this song.
XXX: And you throw it away to me anyway.
I will not throw you on the wall of dead cats.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62798
 13.04.2012
While the Russian army of their boys makes men, the Russian entertainment television makes boys women, and apparently wins second.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №62797
 13.04.2012
by alenochka13
No, Drone, well you understand how ohuenno about everything in this strange world: I sit here and worry that I have never washed the windows in the apartment, and some kind of japoška at the other end of the world to rub all the windows in the world - to him the main thing is that the tectonic plates do not move!!!!!!!!! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №62796
 13.04.2012
Dialogue with a 6-year-old daughter
I: daughter, you were asked today? she: yes, by reading. I: well and how, you answered well? she: well* pause*, but wrong))))))))))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №62795
 13.04.2012
In a couple, the lecturer read a lecture on the topic "Photos". In the street is spring, warm and all students are not prepared to go to school. Prepod asks the question: What types of electronic and optical devices do you know?
Student 1: " Can there be a display?"
Prepod " not quite, but what was before, before the display?"
Staging 2 : "Staging 2..."

[ + 34 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62794
 13.04.2012
Speaking on Skype, one of the participants decided to share his successes in STALKER Online:
and URA! I found the sergeant.
This must be the guy of Dasha Kulakova, right?

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