bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №79585
 01.04.2013
For us, when bushand a police officer or prosecutor kills a couple or three people, he is simply cut off from abonemenand from killerin buddla on currentth month.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №79584
 01.04.2013
1st of April:
The LDPR spoke with a draft law on a a a a a a a a a a a.

The commentary:
Are you sure that 1st Aprilis a joke?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №79583
 01.04.2013
xxx: (links to photos with vitaminmy for bodybuilders)
yyy: Tell me, at huy thebe it all? And now take a picture of your hue, so that show is a victim.
xxx: Well, you as children, have heard from some whispers that hoy is not it is growing. It is all not true. with huem everything is fine, don't worry
yyy: Take a picture.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79582
 01.04.2013
Interestingly, I only read the entire collection today in censoredlike, and only potlike saw the tab "filter" :(

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79581
 01.04.2013
sankir: Thanks to powalln and user literacy, we have learned that TeamViewer can be found even after demand at "tyvver".

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №79580
 01.04.2013
And my 78-year-old grandfather loves to troll my aunt with my Yorkshire terrier and other leopards: as soon as they start to lick, he strikes into the wall of the house/tree/fence and orets "Remove the covet! Get rid of the cow!and "

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №79579
 01.04.2013
[18:17:47] XXX: all so far
[18:17:52] YYY: so far
[18:17:53] ZZZ: so far
[18:18:05] AAA: So far
[18:18:07] BBB: chiva pen with the feathers on a a

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №79578
 01.04.2013
We watched the movie "The Hole". already samha, almost all of them are dead. It’s dark, some creatures are jumping. A scream from the room: “Give me a key and mouse, I’ll pass this level!”and "

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №79577
 01.04.2013
1st of April *
xxx: in the word thinkingat, let’s just be thinkingthat I’m somehow on web....

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №79576
 01.04.2013
Sild: here I started to google these electromechanical systems
Sild: and sayunderstood firstthe EMS rule
Sild: nickmu do not tell about EMS (c) =\

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79575
 01.04.2013
Ittarma: Ssuka, accidentally for loadl all 150 tabs in the opera, in oneand one of them constantly MOVES the cow and huy now find

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79574
 01.04.2013
I honestly endured the whole of March without ever gossiping about pogodu, in the courtyard of April - can you swallow?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №79573
 01.04.2013
From the blog of Anatoly Wassermann:
I don’t like the term “food”. The product is the result of the process, and the result of the process of nutrition, gently speaking, is uneatable.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79572
 01.04.2013
I read and didn’t believe it, but I got it too. The shipment of Peter-Barnaul went to the Czech Republic. Post of Russia? i'm lovin it

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79571
 01.04.2013
xxx: Internet Explorer 10 has been installed! I like this
yyy: and tebe from 1st April!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79570
 01.04.2013
With VIO:
Question: How did Prince Andrei Bolkonsky get wounded?
one of the responses:
...The propellers of the who broke near Carlson, following the beheaded by a squad of specially trained sea pigs-kamikaze sinked Bolkonskat the eye with sandand pompeteat the African moles. "Discovery, discovery!"- shouted Bolkonsky and fell from a a a a fascist a motorcyclea tank with 48 ancient Roman prisoners of war...

[ + 20 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79569
 01.04.2013
Good here. Tagged with span class="csd"
- Who is the sponsor? The cigars?
And the cigars. You are forever...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №79568
 01.04.2013
From the forum a message from the grandmother:
Hi to all!!I mets with my (on daymy husband's moment) when he was sitting.I immediately said that he was sitting for nothing.Nothing I asked for.Just communicated. Postcards sent...so he gave me a character a a year a a potem went out to live and so a lovea!!!We love each other crazyly! the truth is sitting down again(((

Probably for nothing again.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №79567
 01.04.2013
Is the snow already melting in Kiev?
222: Oh, the flood has already begun.
111: Where are the pictures?
222: I will go imto after tomorrow
111: "Aftermorning" has already been removed, sloppy :P

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79566
 01.04.2013
Talk about coursethe underwear:
She: I represent sebe. NowTheir hands shake when you hold these underwear for $300 in your hands...
He: Yes, patsat the hands trembleto hold in the hands loveand a underwear with "content" :)

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna