xxx: the secretary asks "and if you cut a member it will be shorter, yeah"
I say no, only the skin is cut.
Is she so surprised "daaaa? But I thought they would be circumcised so that they would fit into a girl, and so that they would not grow as much as a tail is cut off to dogs.

Loaded :

Tagged: fucking
hitty: put me, PR stick, in open space with a few coders
No one smokes, no one drinks coffee, no one talks to, no one is silent.
Hitty: and only occasionally hear the outcry "Yes!"

The voice of an office plankton that suddenly hit where people work. It does not burn, it feels proud.

Alexis
by 15:38
Let us drink beer, vodka.
by 15:39
Go to

Yulia
by 15:39
I do not drink

Alexis
by 15:40
Absolutely ideal
by 15:40
Or I have no money.

XXX is such a joke!
xxx: in the phone the limit on the length of the name in the body book - now I have new fashion friends: Timor Roberto and Tatiana Alex..
Who is from Latin America
YYY: And the transvestite!

AAA: Well, some are also a drug.
XXX: What an interesting word!
and necotine!

You can see a warm stove, fireplace, and cats with cats around.
On all furniture items, on the floor, and even on the darkened from time bars under the ceiling - puffy murmuring animals!
And a family doctor (not a doctor, a doctor is from a children's clinic, namely a family doctor, an old man, in glasses and with touching spirals from under a white hat with a red cross, like Aybolit at Suteev), with a tube-stethoscope, a little thinking, says: Yes, batenka, evon like you catophilia-something cut, yes-s... Try to drink a week of NECOTIN, the recipe I will write out now. Do not start, in any case do not start. They don’t joke about it.

Raf: You have to fly to Thailand in the winter when the frost is harsh. No, I understand that in the spring the fox stands many times stronger, but the most unique thing is the contrast when you fly from the snowy fucking to the paradise oasis.
Tagged with: AGA
Raf: and you understand: this is the simple, his mother, the lowward happiness))

emu on acid wrote:
Life is a butterfly with a unicorn face and a furry cat tail! The components seem to fit, but in fact - some shit.

In 1776, the separatists of the British colonies declared their independence and provoked a civil war with mass murder of citizens. in order to carry out an armed seizure of power.
In accordance with international law, the United States should be recognized as an illegitimate separatist organization.

P.S After that, we can discuss the previous illegal occupation of North American territories and the genocide of the local population.

Egor
and hold)

Natalia
You know, it’t be nice if I answered that, but I think you’t pay attention to it.

Egor
Mademoiselle, please note that the cinematographic recording you mentioned above, when produced on my kinescope, caused exceptionally positive emotions in me. And the apophysis of this idea prompted me to do something unworthy of a noble, noble gentleman – I crumbled, a reptile horse.

Zhirinovsky proposes to remove the letter "Y"
Why is "Y"
So that no one can guess!

: w

Classical Roulette

Ligr
But on every tenth car of all the lengthy columns of armoured vehicles, accumulated on the border with Ukraine, write: “On Berlin!” And in a day to buy ALL the stock market in Germany for cheap, and Polish for delivery. And then say that they joked, or by habit.

The parents took a bag, put a diclofose there, put a kitten in it, and wrapped it so that one head would turn.
......................
You are fools, idiots! You, sadists, would be put in a bag with dichlophos! The kitten had poisoning, dichlofos - poison, with skin / hair he can not contact! Especially to lick! The cat’s life was shortened.

xxx: I heard anek:"I envy my laptop - it is most of my time either in sleep mode or in diet mode"
Yyy: It’s good that we’ve taken the technical path of development, not the bio.
Or you buy a thin notebook for 12" and from such a mode it is fattened into a standing servo.

After my return from work, my wife tells me: “Let me go, no one has ever left me down because of my age. A 12-year-old daughter asked today: “Mom, did you cry when Lenin died?”

to this:
<<<no in any European language letters "s"no.>>>

The sound "Y" (and the sign for its designation) is in Belarusian, Polish, Ukrainian, Romanian, Moldovan... It is, in your opinion, not European languages?

Dolboebam, who treated a cat with dichlophos, would get you in the mouth of this same dichlophos, and more so, it may finally come to you that disinfectants can NOT be used in any case on living beings! It is a miracle that the animal survived.

XXX: What about the rebuilding?
yyy: Your previous admin backups did not
XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: I pray
XXX: I too

Ukraine refuses to buy Russian cars.
- The Russians have long since refused, we don't know why you pulled so long!

Trouble these social networks... the Russian spies failed to go deep into the Kherson region, and they were already stuck)))

It seems that I can explain the reason for the “dependence” between wearing the first and second socks.
This is a morning compromise between the desire to divide and the sense of responsibility:

Get out of bed and put on a maid.
Wear a mayka - you can not sit, you need to wear pants, or it turns out that you are unworking.
I put on pants - I need to put on socks immediately.
I put on the first socks... Oh oh, you’re not dumb, you’re wearing socks! You can depend on an indefinite time between the first and the second.