I am also returning from a business trip on January 1. time of 10 hours. I will be father. The further dialogue:
I: Happy New Year! Where is Mother?
The Father: I don’t know. She grabbed the dog behind her neck and led it somewhere.

The dreamer of:

Q: I have a dream.
When I get rich, I will create my company and name it "AOA".
and will have: OAO "AOA" :D"

You also name your company LLC "Olo" and imagine yourself:
Director of Ollo!

I will say:

So tell me - why can I fuck in any state, and she, shit, always has a headache?! to

Therefore it hurts that you lie down to her when you are in any state - that is, drunk in a sticker, smelling nicotine and / or garlic, not taking a shower, not brushing your teeth, not pressing these devil's hole socks, in pants of weekly freshness, etc.

The sales chief was killed today. He walks into the office and says with a solemn voice:

Congratulations to all of us on Cosmonaut Day! Today Gagarin was born.

I talked to a girl-seller on Nevsky Prospect. Her stand in front of the expensive boutique was filled with pirate discs with classical music. It turned out - the golden veil, tourists just go crazy when they see the dvd "Don Carlos" with Pavarotti for 5£.
This is Peter ;)

Mendoza/12:30:23
Fuck... I’m trying to explain something to the client on those demands... pipet... impasse...
I ask him, have you ever worked in training or training?
No, I was forced...

We are hysterical here.

XX: Do you want to hide?

I was in shock.
I don’t know that both of our printers are Daltonic!!!!!!!!!!!!! to
Is it fucking like you?

The xxx:
They have two-core processors.
The xxx:
Playing games for GIG!
xxxxxxxxxxx:
The screw is 200 gigs, there are even headphones!! to
xxxxxxxxxxx:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

xxx: I had a dead fish, the most sociable was =( so sorry... :(
YYYYYYYYYYYY

You actually understand that the relationship ends when you don’t respond to the SMS, whatever its content, because it’s a pity for money.

< sweet> - hello
Di – Hello
< cute> - how is the mood?
D is good, and you?
< cute> - normal :) what do you do
Di – listening to music
< sweet> - which one?
Di - Cinema
< sweet> is it a rap?
Do me a favor, don’t write me anymore. never ever.

This is DABSTEP, EPT.

They bought a brush, a cat lining to chew, so that there was no wool on the carpet.
Cate categorically opposed to being fucked with a brush there...
Now we throw a brush for the cat carpet... the carpet is not against...

XXX: What is the name of the page with the mouthpiece?? to
yyy: Interview with photo if you are about passport )))

>> From the dialogue on the need for sport

1st I have not been to the gym for three years!!I rub in the computer, eat all kinds of chips, but the muscles are just as strong.
2nd Just your fingers have become so weak that you are no longer able to sell your own biscuit.)))

You may not be a cardigan, but you must eat a cardigan.
I may have to eat,
Don’t believe I will eat.
But as to evil - in finance connected.
And all of the hunger.
Whoever would give it to me,
I would eat it immediately.
In reality, there are mental torments.
The desire to eat is all my fate.
Oh sorry, you are out! You are fat!
See if he eats!
Remember it all, and you will stumble.
Some cookies, here are the crosses.
Returning to the beginning,
I only want to say one thing.
No matter how banal it sounds...
Save me, let me eat!

Lav: Specialist in storage and recording of nuclear materials
Lav: Specialist in HUAI
Lav scratches the tail

I work with Sisadmin, restarted the servacle from 1C. While it was loading, calls from continuers and buffs began, such as that 1C did not start. At the end of the loading of the servacle (and at about the 30th call) a buch (a young girl) calls and says:

The base does not work.
I: I will come
......
I approach, one hand directs to the computer, the other clicks on 1C... Naturally, everything worked. I came to the server room, I read the status of her in aske: "I am afraid of the aura of our sysadmin, suddenly it will also affect me"

YouTube commentary on the film First Orbit about Gagarin's flight:

Sorry if I write wrong, but I don’t know Russian very well, after all, I’m Brazilian.

I totally agree with your wise word. Yuri Gagarin is the greatest man of our time. Thanks to the Soviet Union!

You write more literally than 99% of the population of this country.

by PS. All with celebration! We are Russians, we can do everything.

Well, if you imagine a world of total copyright, then even after buying a disc you will listen to it either in headphones or in a sound-isolated room, so that no god who has not heard it, because the disc is bought only for one of you, and all the others are obliged to buy their discs to listen.

Homo buchiens is a drinking man. Bucho Sapiens is a drunk reasonable. Are we the second option?
y: I think we’re closer to Bucho Buhiens))))