9 March. I walk with my friends on the TC. Among our diverse hair company separately can be distinguished a specific pair. He is an angel, and she is a shepherd. And to see March 8 in their family was very fun, because she has no mood at all.
What can I do to make you smile?
And then there is a long list of options, she refuses everything exactly until her gaze hits one well-known cloth shop.
I want socks!
We go all the way into the pavilion, the consultants waver, everything as always. He buys her chosen pair, she takes the purchase and the cashier, and here... guessed?
She: The owner gave Dobby socks! Dobby is free!
It is taken out of the store.

Forum of Classical Musicians:

xx: No, Mom, I don’t smell cocaine from the violin. It is cannabis.
Yy: No, Mom, I don’t smell cocaine cannabis. It is a violin.
zz: Dominant intravenous in the morning.
zz: And septacords from all levels, secretly from parents, with friends in the entrance.

Comment on the picture of a huge cat house:
Buy one, and the cat will still sleep in the box from this shit.

I’m from the time when girls gave me just because I’m a great guy.

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You haven’t seen the account in Corel yet.)

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What do you think of the diagram painted by hand in Paint?

She has a shit on her head.
yyy: it’s like it )))
X: Fuck, I thought it was what I was wearing on the pants ((

"Design and installation of systems
Department of Health":

- anti-vandal coat - used in premises where physical destruction or damage to the video camera (prison, school, etc.) is possible. P is

Tamoka: I’m going to the subway, the car is full, I’m standing over a sitting guy. Well, the guy is so cute, stands up and says to me: "Girl sit down, I didn't even have time to rejoice as the place was instantly released, a 40-year-old man sat down (40-year-old!!! It is a man!!! The guy was so upset that he said to me "Sorry" and broke to the exit.

Comments on Ukraine:

It is true! And all the roads are covered by BTR, everything next to the roads is covered by tanks, and the whole sea is covered by ships, and underwater everything is covered by submarines, and the whole space is covered by satellites - spies, and all the houses are covered by special forces! This is the Russian invasion.

Zhirinovsky proposes to ban the letter "Y". Until they banned the letter "X", I want to say to all deputies - go you...

From the box office discussion on the movie search:

bad1996: "At 78.2% collapsed in the second weekend of the Russian «Stalingrad»."No one doubted the failure. Why go to Stalingrad when there are 300 Spartans?

Boris9999: Why go to Stalingrad?

Cheshire dog: It’s a pity that the Germans didn’t think about it at the beginning of the 40s.

The NeoFit:

I didn't understand why you decided to send radio amateurs, they don't see anything but cannibals and spawning all the days, spawning themselves and spawning...

Have you ever had hysterical grandmothers in foil hats?

A man just knocked on the door and returned his mother’s lost passport. There are people who are willing to sacrifice their time without demanding anything in return. Man, suddenly you read, great thanks to you, good luck and luck)

From a comment on a blog:
The most delightful thing I’ve seen is that in the MAI shelter, all the walls and doors of the cabin were glued with headings from the “truth” and the local “propeller.” In the toilet aspect it was very rugged to read something like: "You give 100 tons above the plan!", "Be a striker", "Are you in your place?", "No matter the weather" or "From the screw!", "Your front is here", "Student, manifest yourself". Or quite ambiguous: "Not a step back!", "As in the mine field", "Stand up and run", "Cleaning workers do not cope", "Clearly not where...";
And my friend Uncle Zhenya sent me a charter of guard service with holes rolled along the root and a characteristic shape hole in the root, so that it would be convenient to hang on the nail. And it was from the sort of report "A ha-ha! The guard dog!"

Oh those prints!
The second month with the light hand of the operator, we sell networks instead of networks!

to this:

A friend a few months ago found a cream with seafood sperm. And since then, every time I see him, my mouse is ripped in parts of my thoughts: WHAT??? How are they produced on an industrial scale? Should they show him naked eggs or chew him for needles?

All is simple. A potassium chloride solution is infused, and he immediately throws out the sperm. Or caviar, if a female. This also works with sea stars, double-stranded molluscs and other animals with external fertilization. A marine biologist.

For example, in the Rorschach test for one of the clicks the correct (adequate) answer "I don’t know".
P.S I am 36 years old
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I would like to know more about what...

xxx: I watched this of your "Real Detective". Fuck it full.
YYY: Well yes, I forgot about it. You love when it is long, boring, incomprehensible, and that it must be an island.
The island is a requirement!
Yyy: Well you, go look at "Sex and the City".
Is there an island there?
YYY : Of course. and Manhattan.
XXX is a disaster?
YYY: Only in personal life.

From the article on car polishing:

For good polishing, a professional machine is required, I have this - Makita, the pro-Japan, took on Gorbuška 5 years ago for 220 backs. You can, of course, and drill drill, as I did the first time, but the pleasure is small, as if masturbated a flock of elephants, the hands still vibrate for a long time and live their lives)))

I didn't understand why you decided to send radio amateurs, they don't see anything but cannibals and spawning all the days, spawning themselves and spawning...

Because if there is a radio-amateur in the house, it is always hanging on him. The TV doesn’t show, the computer hangs, the light flashes – it’s all because of it. And if the head hurts, all the radiation from his antenna is to blame.