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[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №56832
 25.11.2011
Today on television, the doctor said that in order to live in peace with ourselves, we need to finish the things we have started, then we all get more peace in our lives.

I started looking for things at home that I started but didn’t finish. Thus, I found and finished a bottle of Merlo, half a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of gin, a bottle of rum, the remainder of a pack of vlium, a box of chic... and... of olada.

You don’t know how I feel like a stitch. Give it to all who want to have peace within you. And tell them I’m... blues.

c) from the Zh.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56831
 25.11.2011
The Force:
I went to the library here.
A huge turn. I think: Well, they are flooding.
What would you think? They float!
The French club organized a test of some young wine.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №56830
 25.11.2011
Sergey
I am Loh
As I said, I fucking had sex.

lady
Eeeeeeeeee
How is it?? to

Sergey
I had to set up my phone at noon.
But I found the old config and dumbed them.
It immediately worked out.

lady
haha)
I thought about BOB.

Sergey
Sex with grandmothers?
No, I did not hear

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №56829
 25.11.2011
The boy in his untouched shoes did not come down the escalator.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №56828
 25.11.2011
xxx: I had a fail today:( I confused the windows in the ass, and the boss " favorite called"(
YYY: This is not Fail. The file was when I confused the files and sent the boss scan my ass (the nepheg was my hernia in the office to suffer). He also wrote "I understand of course that with the report ass, but not so much..."

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №56827
 25.11.2011
At night, I have sex.
In response he cried out:
... "Yes. and. Your mother, you will have
Headache or... No to? " )))))

[ + 71 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56826
 25.11.2011
The question is who did what in childhood.
HH: I am a girl. This is how my childhood went:
They played knives, metal knives, floated naked in the river, made blinkers on the water, walked on the ice, collected stickers, socks with pokémons, calendars, made knives from sticks, metalized spies from sticks, dragged cats home, walked (at the country), caught donkeys and played with them, placed coins on rails, looked for fossils (and found it!One time they found the skeleton of the dog and it was torn apart. They played hunting, swept eggs from the balcony to the passers, called spirits, made splashes, cooked vegetables, covered the room with some grass (made self-coverings, built some shells, wrote letters to each other, and therefore still collected marks.
Likewise, I cut out their stick of animal figures, put traps on the animals (for the domestic cat too), cooked the medicine for all diseases, woven carpets (the size of the palm of the palm), grown mold in a bowl (imagined that I would divide mushrooms).
No guys, the grandmothers were always fucking fucking!

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №56825
 25.11.2011
Taken from a women’s forum, where some lady stubbornly offers smokers to exhibit smoking in the entrance.
A man’s wife constantly smoked into the entrance. There was a neighbor who lived unmarried. She saw a woman smoking alone. He invited her to smoke in her apartment. The next time he went to smoke with her, and then he stayed with her. Wink

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №56824
 25.11.2011
calls another annoying "let us work with us, we are good at servicing the equipment". I refuse, say OK, nothing is needed. It is in my hearts:
What to interest you?
Show me your breasts.
He dropped the phone.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №56823
 25.11.2011
I count to three!
If I were you, I would have removed this line from the summary.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №56822
 25.11.2011
In a decent woman, every man is the first.
For a decent man, every woman is the last.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №56821
 25.11.2011
I tell you from my father’s words. It was in the year 1970 or 69.
Kharkiv Hydrometeorological Technicum. It was taught by a Jew by the name of Tuller. And to give him the work was archaeological, but possible, since his subject was loved by Tuller and invested it in the heads of yesterday's scholars with all care. Any work brought to the delivery (accounting) a slide, squeezing the eye, kicked off and with the words: "Well you, baby, scratched..." sent a sdudiousus to rework the drawing, and if lucky to correct the comments. And the fonts so across the throat everyone stood, until they learned to write the drawing font all, I repeat ALL. Now the story itself. In the male toilet on the whitened wall a grid was spread, indicating the angle of inclination of 75 degrees, and in compliance with all requirements for the drawing fonts (the thickness of the lines of the letters, the distance between them, the height of the letters, and the radius of the roundings) was written: TULLER. At the break, Tuller himself goes to the toilet, sees this work, clamps his eye, and where without this, got a pencil and put under the same rating.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №56820
 25.11.2011
You’ve been in contact with a bad company.
Mom, I founded it.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56819
 25.11.2011
The head of the company -"mash! What is it! Maxim! if I don’t exist, what will you do? if I die tomorrow, then what?
Tagged with: funeral, funeral, funeral, funeral

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №56818
 25.11.2011
Mitko: A couple or three years ago some earthwork was carried out in the Luhansk region, and as a result human bones were found. Of course, the law enforcement agencies immediately arrived and launched a criminal case on the fact of murder. In the future, it turned out that it was a funeral of the era of late nomads. It is still not officially closed.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56817
 25.11.2011
Mom came, asks: “Can I write to Dad from your Skype?” – “Can I, I answer, just write that it’s you?” – “Good.”
He says, “Hello, it’s me!”

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №56816
 25.11.2011
straga: only a good engineer can appoint a meeting, I quote: "At the head of the horse to the monument to Zhukov"

[ + 69 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56815
 25.11.2011
I read the bill on the prohibition of the propaganda of homosexuality and made a clear conclusion for myself - all the troubles in Russia from the pidorasses! The current is not from those who are homosexuals, but from those who sit in the Duma.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №56814
 25.11.2011
Annie is fucking. The client came to us in almost the same shirt as my, and I didn’t see her. I only saw a shake when she was leaving... throw... in front of my eyes she wears my coat, says goodbye to me and so slowly leaves... I barely got a heart attack!!! to

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №56813
 25.11.2011
The news:
German weapons company Rheinmetall has demonstrated two combat laser installations of its own production. During the tests, German blasters successfully drowned a rubber boat and shot down the unmanned enemy.
The first comment:
- Pizzade of our inflatable tanks ((

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