You need to become a parent to understand that a sown battery can not only upset, but also rejoice.

I go home from work in the evening, I walk past one crossroads and I see a swarm driving. at a decent speed, but on the lighting signal or does not look or hit.
It turned out that in Tiguana, masquerading under the sword, a blonde-type lady was driving, who had gone up to the intersection of the brakes on the brake, having already gone beyond the line and blocked the movement. But at the same time, all this swarm comes down to her front glass.
Other guides began to signal her... a type of fool... and then laughing at how she runs sharply around the car, rushes to clean this swarm...
It was funny to watch it. She gathered a large crowd of fans-zevak, who this spectacle also seemed busy =))

At 10 p.m., my son said, “Mom, I’m jealous of you. You have to fry fish and go to the store, and I have to go to bed :(

It is said that until the third generation, children of immigrants remember the country of origin.
The acquaintance left prehistoric 20 years ago, the children were already born in the "foreign country".
Her son yesterday played some gambling game and every time he loses, shouted, "Blue! andquot;
My mother heard and said:
Son, what is that word?! to
“I don’t know, mom, what it means, but every time I scream it, it gets so good and easy for me.

Q: Can I take your photo tomorrow at work?

Oh yeah... I can. Why to you?

XX: Yes, we just have a working breath.)

UUU: mmmm... do you want to have time to shoot that poor man before he’s been taken away?)))

XXX: Photography of work...

XXX: The Fool

The employer! Do you see your employees as robots? Be prepared that they treat you like a ATM!

Energy, make a flash mob on December 21, turn off the lights for at least 15 minutes, I think it will be fun.

Modern clothes are filled with all sorts of options hidden, as a rule, under lightning. The lightning did not open the collar - a cap. Between the sleeve and the shoulder was a jacket. and.
I saw a man today with a vertical lightning on his back in the lumbar area. I never understood what could be hidden in such a hard-to-reach place. Maybe a propeller?

I’m 23 and still don’t know what I’ll be when I grow up.

DEGZ: Well, you hanged like three topols over Palestine?

I thought I would go to bed early, but remembered that I would wake up tomorrow and changed my mind.

I talk to the client.(guest(s) from nearby abroad)
Q: Good dan, what is my t'riff?
I: Your tariff plan is called "I want to say"
G: Hattyete – Hattyete is well!
I: I say, your TP is called "I want to say!". This is the name of the tariff - "I want to say" =)
G: Well I’m listening, tell me!! to
I: Yes, take a piece of paper and a pen. Write to. My tariff plan. The double. The cafeteria. I mean the cockroaches. Read it.
G: Aaaah thank you
(Thanks to Facebook!)

FLASH: There was something attractive about it... Probably that I didn’t have sex for a long time.

From the forum on eye diseases:
(Guest) Alexey 29.06.2012 22:18
I advise you in the feudal, do not treat.I advise you in the Institute of Eye Diseases named after Helmholtz.metro red gate.there are better doctors.I am treated there for 10 years

The day started fatal.
admin formatted external hard with backups of servac...

Jora Alkas: That I accidentally sent you
Tomorrow is just a sober day.
Zora Alkas: In the sense that I am alkas at yours

On the other day, neighbors came from below, with the whole family, even pulled their necklace baby. God presented everything. What can only a primitive mind imagine, not supported by any education. In response to reasonable remarks about smoking almost under our door and the many hours of nightly arias of their young gifts, there was just a dog whisper in response. Today it is unusually quiet. I hope they finally hear that we’re not making any noise at all.

Middle of the 90s. Money in the family is not thick. The younger sister (about 7 years old) was sent for bread with 20 rubles and allowed to buy something for herself. Returns home all raised and in the hand snickers: "naaa chlieeb no hvaatiyilooo"

From Habr:
The budgeter on the Android gives time to think about whether you wanted to call the contact and change your mind. And not so that these loud phones, just clicked on the person, and he is already taking the phone.

Tagged with: hunger I carry a package of ordinary salt with me - real eye helps on the sidewalks.I stand at the stop, a woman falls next to me, I lift up, with a pot of salt filled, she thanked me, I stand further. Someone else had his legs broken, well, I also struck him under his legs a little...
Jarumil: I feel like a doctor from Warface XD