My girlfriend has a first-class son. Today in school they were confused - bringing gifts to soldiers in the army socks and something from food, for example, a condensate. I am in the car...

Bianko: wanted to download watch "Stalingrad", received a message - Torrent removed
The lack of artistic value of the work.
Bianko: It may be for the best

I wanted to get bored by a colleague. Waiting for a colleague to go out for lunch, he took a scotch and glued it to his mouse with the “red eye.”
The colleague returned and continued to work like nothing before. After a quick inspection, it turned out that the Scotch does not prevent the mouse from tracking the surface of the table and as a bonus protects against dust. Now the whole office has been glued to the eyes of mice.

It was as if you were a sadist gathering in the zoo.

by times. = is

KamikaZze: Russia was wrongly ranked among developing countries because it is not developing. We need a separate category of degrading countries, and we will show it to all!!! to

Captured by friends:
“I can’t, I can’t already see, as a participant in a protest in Ukraine, an honest frontal mini-loader is called a bulldozer.
What a power, such is Himeyer.

@DerArto: You’ve been training all year, disconnecting your headphones, now I see that you’re ready for the most important test. This is the New Year’s Girland.

From Habr (about Chromebook): "There can be no viruses on it and the operating system cannot be spoiled".

Mjaffk: Challenge accepted

If you know about the USSR only from the words of a nostalgic grandmother, it is better to be silent.
For "disrespectfulness" to a high-ranking official or party functionary, they could well be fired and jailed on a fictional occasion. The question is in the depth of insult and misunderstanding.
However, soon you will feel it on your own skin - only instead of the CPSU will be the EP, and possibly the RPC.
and +++++++
The realities of the Soviet Union you know only from the opus of Woslansky and the sewing of the reconstructional "Fire", so turn off the organcher in your head. It is full of examples of how a simple "small" person successfully confronted the party and civil servants at that time - pick up the archives of criminal cases for the period of the 50s and 70s or read special periodicals. And from my own experience, I could tell you how in the late 1970s, we, several yesterday’s graduates of Baumanka, successfully had a relationship with the secretary of the first-person partnership committee and the chairman of the trade committee of one large industrial enterprise due to, say so, the inappropriate use of these two production capacities. And what would be the consequences if in your capitalist Rash a 22-year-old "young specialist" would say the word to the owner of the enterprise or someone from the management? The question is rhetorical. So don’t cheat here with your hassle of book knowledge. I began to experience repression for disrespectfulness to the superiors precisely with the arrival in the country of freedom and democracy, and not in the USSR at all.

Put thirty rings of pineapple on the Olympic torch, sink it into a singing sacha of grey, and pass through the Maidan along with the Germans and the Tuareg, after which you will cut off the nahuy.

A: Is it Russia that is getting cheaper here?
B: Everything is so bad in this country that we simply don’t notice the good anymore. In general, we will see.
A: And I remembered what is getting cheaper every year. The ruble.

The C Forum:
Why should we be concerned about the food situation in Europe? Europeans are people of high spirituality, the rights of minorities are valued above the lower needs, let them understand the problems of priorities.

"Daddy, bring me a cotton with alcohol, my blood is running out of my head!
Have you tried to think?

Crafts "Made in Italy"

NTV: The capture group breaks into the log of the "witch". The police do not know what to expect from the black magicians, so in any case they do not shake up their weapons.

YYY: This is a terrible thing! Police are very brave people: this is so easy to go to the apartment to a witch! What if it was a fireball? I read Lukyanenko - there the magicians did so!

We were taken to a new department, there is little work yet. We sit down and drink tea:
Something struggles that instead of work we are suffering again.
We have a team building.

xxx: In Instagram, they wrote that the photographer who shot the tiger’s iron eggs XD. I said I don’t have eggs. And Zhenya said I behaved like I had two of them XD.

World Record of Continuous Masturbation: 9 hours and 58 minutes

So many words and words in my head got a new meaning.
"Hands in blood", "They brought to the pen" and many many others.

A Ukrainian journalist complains on Twitter:
xxx: For 10 minutes I can't come up with the final sentence to the text...

yyy: "Otaka hunyat malatya" - perfectly finishes any text

News of Kamishina (a small town in the Volgograd region):
A resident of Kamishin killed a friend who offered him to change wives. Immediately after the murder, the man surrendered to the police.

The commentary:
They killed the only swinger in Kamishin.

I thought they were over. No, there is still one. People who press "control" (Ctrl) are called "cetrael".