According to the news showed the chinush who, joyful, said that the Russian Railways spent 1.5 billion on 180 frames of metal detectors. It was lucky for the required store to sell each frame for 8.33 million. On average, each frame costs 120-160 thousand.

YYY (23:52:49 7/04/2011)
The Quiet People)

XXX (23:53:01 7/04/2011)
Imports of sweets

The Council:

Butterfly girls, in order not to get into an uncomfortable situation and not to cause a sleepy laugh, do not boast to other butterflies that your young man (or husband) does not betray you. There is a possibility that she knows like no one else that you are mistaken.

Alex_Crazy: Do you know what’s on the note?
Panika: a bag of things
Alex Crazy: You are. Is it stable? Do you have glucose?
A year ago, I drank beer.
panika: so now only the bag with things and managed to put it stable

I go on a trolleybus. The driver switches the recordings from the speaker, apparently looking for the desired one, and the entire bus sounds interrupted as follows:
Number 75, Number 80, Number 50, Number 81
There was a man who could not survive, but walked.
The damn! No one is playing the lotto, let’s run!

Lawyer of the organization writes:
I have now received a copy of my passport. His name is Poltorak.
Do you know the personal signature? "1.5K and"
Just like it is in the passport and drawn!!! to

Commentary on News

The case of a 75-year-old Georgian resident is being discussed in several countries. Her grandmother is accused of leaving an entire country without the Internet. This was done with the help of an ordinary shovel. It was her elderly woman who cut off a strategic major cable that provided communication.

What about the world’s mega hackers? Be careful!
Everyone has a grandmother from Georgia.
This is the cybercriminal of all time.

Mayakovsky about Apple:

I am
I get
With wide pants.
Object is
with logo
of some fruit.
See also,
and jealousy.
I am -
The citizen:
The consumer
massive
The product!

Very symbolic looks on the main page of the bor: "Joke and enough".

I am afraid of the sellers. I decided in my favorite shop to stick, I thought, they won’t understand, but here’s the fuck:

- I have to drink twice and smoke once, then, pasta 900g, vitamin, and pressed beef for delivery.
(2 baked beers, a pack of cigarettes, half a kilogram of vermicella, one mandarin and 4 bouillon cubes)
You won’t believe: they gave everything they wanted at once... The girls-sellers from Zelenograd, who work in the “tile” in the 12th microry and next to that, if you read this, then know, I LOVE YOU! They are telepatic.)

Sasha Gray has announced her resignation from the porn business. "It was a joke", the girl commented on her decision.

Sex on the top floor.
Almost the lust is shaking.
Sleeping is hunting. I get up and knock.
Sex is done on two floors above.
It only remains to envy the white and sympathize with the neighbors from above.

When are you thinking of coming home?
Blin: Always

XXX: I witnessed a conversation in the buffet
Do you have 5 rubles?
People with blue blood don’t wear anything.
1 – What is it?
Pediatrics don’t wear little stuff!

xxx: Today I go to the hospital, I ask the security guard where there is a paid department. He laughs, he says, here is a morg :D

A group on the verge of departure. They decided to bring him to the upcoming transfer. In secret from him, the operation was named "Save the Soldier Andrew".

The size of the leg?
I will give 5 cockroaches at a time.
XXX is 35? A small female foot.
YYY: I said in different rooms?

She: Did you like it?
See also: AGA
You finally became a man.
He said, keep silent woman.

No, is this normal at all? In the center of Moscow, in order for our employees to get to the toilet, you need to go out on the street, get to the corner of the building, enter the same building from the other side, and climb to the second floor... and it seemed like happiness! You are at the destination... and the door is locked at the key! and here you need to climb to the third floor in the administration, ask them for a key from the seed of the amber room, referring to the fact that, of course, not very much would like, but the body requires an exit. And once the matter is done, you have to return and give the key, in order to avoid getting foreign Tajik bodies into this abode of tranquility and relief! is normal?

One comrade said:
"I went to visit a friend. We sit down and drink tea with cookies in the form of figures. I see her younger brother-in-law, the botan is eye-catching, every cookie goes through the look and somehow strangely looks at me. I mean, the cookies are bad. No, he replies, I’m just surprised – you consistently ate all the numbers from "pi" up to the sixteenth sign after the fifth..."