by Kex:
I got stuck in Uralsib over the cashier today.
by Kex:
I got a new map...
by Kex:
In general, they wrote out a receipt for receipt... and a paycheck to throw money on it... and told them to roll it into the third box...
by Kex:
I go in, there is a table... only card issuance... fucking, I think, money fucking will be put on the card, and in the other box a row of gauges... I say to her: And money you can put me?
She: I do not have it!
I: I will give you!

She ran for five minutes... took the money and went to the neighbor’s box!

Aunt from our office receives a fax screaming: "Hurry! I want to go!"

Talk to admin by phone
Technically, we can do it!
XXX: Well, what about it will not work, but we can do it!!! to

Okay, the problems...
I recently walked slightly swallowed on the bed, and to me someone fucked up and let the brains drop that it is enough to swallow in the middle of the week, be more serious and bla bla bla all in that spirit...
Well, my brain was able to generate a single member-specific excuse by drunkenness "go nahuy, you are not my father to teach life"...
HHH: Well, and in general in the morning it turned out that it was still the father.
Issue = (

Lizaveta: Yes, it’s not okay
Lizaveta: Everyone has their cockroaches in their heads
Real_Max: My own are now offended

Chess, you need to be encouraged. And the best encouragement in the army is "unpunishment". I’ll fuck you all, and I’m not going to fuck you.

I need a telephone! Let it be public with you!

Correspondence with a colleague:
Ohhhhh, congratulations to me!
Q: Can I find out what?
I’ve got a new car!!! to
Oh, it is great, congratulations!
So far there is nothing...

WTF is WTF!!! to

Just 51 years ago, our Russian boyfriend Yura Gagarin flew into space! We are proud of something else!!Yes, and all the chips of the CPU had less power than the Nokia 3310... even the "dragon" brakes the battery.

xxx: my friend wrote)
Rabbit, I am on the most boring lecture in the world. Go to my office naked. urgently

YYY: You have touched him! A normal man!! to
xxx: well, I can't normally communicate with him after I went into the room and I see a healthy hairy man with a beard who has been crawling for 8 years as an asphalt layer sitting on the couch in a couple with a beverage and watching the anime about minor lesbians and crying in the voice!!!!!!!! to

If you have sinned, but have never received pleasure, it is a double sin, because it is in vain!

Orville Smith, the manager of the Best Bay store, told police that he saw one of the buyers (later identified as Tyron Jackson) squeezing a laptop under his jacket. When he tried to stop him, he beat the manager off his legs, grabbed a knife and ran to the door. In front of the shop, several morpex gathered toys for the "Toys for Tots (help to orphans)" program. They tried to beat Jackson. Then he struck a knife in the back of one of the morpex, the caprail of Philip Dagan. The injury was not very serious. After the arrival of the police and the ambulance, Dagan was taken to the hospital, where he was assisted. The suspect was also taken to the hospital with multiple injuries - he had broken both hands, broken ankle, broken leg, several teeth broken, possibly rib fractures, multiple contusions, a broken nose and a broken jaw. According to a police report, the injury he received when he slipped and fell on the waist after blowing a morpex.

The speed of sound is a strange thing. Parents tell you something at twenty, but you only reach forty.

My mother is very concerned today.
Three times she called me to find out how things were, cooked the first, second, third, compot, went to the shops, came to work to me, said we go to the shops, daughter.
It turned out what?
There was no internet at home and the cable didn’t work.

It is necessary to sneeze in such a way that the microbes flying out of all the cracks are slaughtered to death about the walls and objects of the surrounding interior.

c) BOSSmsc

Have you seen the race? Vitaly "Fobos Grunt" Petrov!
Have you seen Chelsea? Torres scored two goals.! to
I didn’t watch today, I left yesterday. Torres hopes out of the cowards, wants to go to the Euro
WOW: Fuck, why do we talk about sport, mainly about football, less about F1, more about politics...I’m a girl, let’s talk about dresses!
HH: So what am I? I also wrote in the previous post "hoping out of cowards";
I wrote about the socks.
Tagged: fucking
Tagged: argument

About names and so on.

There is a client I have one, more precisely a client, Iya Prince, and lives on the street of Dreams (it is in Ust-Ilimsk).

I’m gonna lie to my wife ?

Minet is a compliment when a man asks a woman to make a minet. Means to:
1) he trusts her (aga that she will not bite the most precious thing)
2) he finds it attractive (because it is not aesthetic to put a crocodile in the mouth)
This can fill an uncomfortable pause in conversation.

Her greed always struck her, but to scream from the last part at the exam "Shared nate on wifai, I have a dear railroad..."