From MMO.
xxx: I had a New Year's puzzle with Santa so that all the nubes would learn to play. Probably not Santa.
Yyy: And I told Santa to make gay jokes today. So he still exists;)

Talk about the queen of the cliffs.
She is cool, she has raised a roy, a real warrior, a real leader, a smart woman, a beautiful woman. Give at least an argument against.
I am not excited by the chitinous breasts.

Dialogue between brother (b) and mother (m).
B: Mom, I have something to say to you.
M: What did you do again?! to
B: Okay, first of all, I don’t like that you think I’m doing everything out of the way.Because of this, I begin to think that you don’t believe in me.How can I know that you’re proud of me if your actions show that I’m hopeless?
M: Okay son, forgive me...so what did you want to tell me?
B: I broke the lamp.

xxx: 4 in the morning, I go out of the parking lot: red dress, socks, heels and with a huge shoulder on the top. I wonder what the passers thought?
Those who passed by thought "fuck!"

By the age of 30, women already know what they want from men.
He: but I don't know how to tell him about it so that he doesn't leave her.
She :D :D :D

TINGILLE: The TV is generally called "The Zombie Painter". But King today found a much better definition - the "glass sickle".

Axe: Go you to the har
Axe: I am not a crawler
Axe: I just voluntarily sometimes give in to her, because the breasts

xxxh:k become me chills in the darkness that all crazy of bell and she is like all the movies goes with the face as if her beloved cat moved )))))))
Angry at all.

Sorry I did not look.
I’ve heard of glitters. so here, I think that a bag or dress made of vampire skin would have a stunning success with fashion women from all over the world)))))

What about sex by SMS???? to
Hm...which operator?
Someone: The Egg
Write a SMS for 2010 or 2090, I have cool numbers.
Someone: I wrote, but the balance is over... let’s go to VC
Tagged with: fuck! It happens...
Someone: yes :( write me nice things and words
Topics: beer, heavy metal, computer networks, Linux.
Someone: go to the ass, goat!

From reviews about the trap for cockroaches on the website of one online store:
If you find a cockroach in it, it means that someone pushed it there specifically, because not one cockroach will go there by itself, even if you swallow it with bread. A rarely useless thing. They can beat her in the head."

On Thursday, a sign on the doctor’s door made my day. It was written there:
"Logoped by Karla Karlovna Ralinskaya"

The last chance of the synoptics not to fall in my eyes finally - is if on Monday will really be promised +17 and all this snow is finally melting!
April 1st, the man. Relax to.

Don’t trust Russian groves – it could be the entrance to the subway!

Local News

23.03.2013 Two young people organized an amfetamine trade in the larva
22.03.2013 Creative residents of North Butov will be accepted to work in the Administration

About March 8
Is it better to take a walk under the moon?
Kitty: Young man, you don’t understand anything about women))
Skovorodker: Of course not, I am a normal healthy girl, why should I understand in women? I like men.

Comment on the news "Customs did not allow Justin Bieber monkey to cross the border":
The ends are confused. "JustinU BeiberU"

When I seemed to have developed immunity to any kind of most irritating advertising, Beeline released this bl.d.

XXX: I thought about it.
XXX: Communication on the Internet is very convenient
xxx: for example
XXX: Theme
xxx: what
XXX If you don't know
xxxx: is it in this place?
xxx: you can just break a phrase into several messages

It is very painful to cross the road in red.

But that man does not eat mice and is not able to hunt them, cats do not notice.

He is not capable. You just never had a sharp Soviet mouse that you can knock on your ears in the kitchen. Well, or polishing in the garden, the mortality of which from a skillfully thrown spade is extremely high. Well, apparently, the cats slightly distinguish us from the Chinese and for every case suggest: and suddenly the owner is still a Chinese in the depths of the soul?