I went to the hotel as a night worker at the reception. My colleague instructed me before my first change. A tourist who stays in a hotel approaches and asks:
Is your parking protected?
Yes of course. See how many cameras we have on the parking lot and on the street in front of the hotel. Do not worry.
The tourist is leaving. A colleague turns to me and says:
After midnight, take the ashes at the main entrance to the hotel. Or go back again.

When you write code, what is important?
Q: Concentration and attention?
HH: It is not true! When writing the code, the main thing to remember is that the cupboard is on the plate!

Forums of motopyan.ru:

XXX: YYY, I think you will be busy driving a little drunk, without a helmet after a bottle of 0.5 vodchili on Erke under 300km/h.
YYY: No, after 0.5 vodchila, the rod is scattered into a foolish smile and at the speed of 300 my lips will shake me to death!!! to

He: I was told I would have a thousand women! Where are they? Only two hundred!
She:...I slow down the process...

Petrovsky: I am now calling a company. The woman is called Love. The dialogue:
Hi to you. Can love be heard?
You can only feel it.)
Can I feel love?
A second to switch ?

XX: What are you doing?
UUU: Yes, I forced the self-propelled device to design, I paint. I would like to do this myself, from the stainless steel, all things :)
XH: I don’t feel like that. Why so much gentleness?
It is wide and round. Its stucco is already wet from condensate. I gently take him by my hands and burn in his belly the flame of passion, which brings its intoxicating fruits at a drop.
UUU: "Night with a self-propelled vehicle. Sexual Relationships"

British scientists have found that lying in a warm bed on Monday morning and not going anywhere is uncomfortable.

AS: The odometer has stopped rotating for a week, and today went backwards, periodically stopping. The spidometer works normally. Where to dig? The odometer is electronic, without a truss.
Is the car ready for sale?

I went to Tambov for a week.
“You know, I didn’t lie to Nasyrov, Chiki really is there.

Yes, if you find yourself among the survivors in the shelter, it is better to immediately suffocate everyone in a dream, or maybe a little, suddenly among them a maniac stumbled.

Everyone knows that the popes and all sorts of priests spend huge amounts of money on their loved ones, but in Saratakh (Orenburg region) our father burned up so that everyone was just shrinking! he bought himself a military (!) The hammer of the color of the hack with the machine gun installed on it, blat!in the course of the demons will be defeated, who will come after him.

Tomorrow there will be no light in our house from 13:30 to 15:30. I suggest going to play billiards at this time.
Tomorrow I am in Moscow. If you want, I’ll turn off the lights in the afternoon and we’ll play.

From VKontakte:
I was broken, sorry for the spam.
No problem, I wanted to increase my member for a long time.

Hello people, we are not sleeping.
Lack of clots in the blood
WOW: Reduced punctuation, in short

Just read on the cover of the telescope - "Good men are dealt with by puppies", and what about those puppies who are cats they are melting or how?? to

Tagged with: yaya lunar.
YYY :?? to
VikZak: I went to bed, thinking that if it was hot, I would remove the coward. I wake up in the morning, fever, fever on me, and the cushion from the pillow is removed and gently lying next to me. I don’t remember anything about O
YYY: * rofl *

I dreamed of a nightmare that I was Prometheus tied to a server by a wire pair. And every day, foolish uservers chew my brain which grows overnight.

It was two days in a row, Friday and Sunday.

XXX: Greetings to you, Pope!
xxx: I have a battle baptism today - I knocked the car
YYY: At least not ashamed of people? Was he normal?

Matushka : Yesterday I saw a brilliant action on the automobile - 5 moek = hammer! that is. If you washed your car 5 times this month, you will get a hammer! I have been tormented by the questions of the administrator for a long time, but I have never understood the logic of the action :)
Reply to

guests: it was necessary to arrange the fast-fruit hamsters of the host)))))