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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №95172
 12.03.2014
and Sakhalin? Hello to?
Here here here here.
What did they decide?
Everything is good, everything is good. The city.
What are we voting? What suddenly?
To Japan we are going, yes, by a general secret grassroots.
How were the voices divided?
Do not separate. Uniform with Japan.
Is it against?
– There, there, the Japanese are against, but already behind, we have joined.

M. Zhvanetsky

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95171
 12.03.2014
The incomprehensible:

The phrase "Do you really think so?"!!! to
No to fucking! Everything I say goes through my brain!! to

Don’t worry, I’ll translate to you.
From a polite to understandable for you, it sounds like: "You are, fucking, quite shy, debilloid dumb?!!and "

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95170
 12.03.2014
Those who avoided participation in politics (for example, did not go to the vote) were called "idiot" (that is, occupied only with their own personal narrow interests).

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Well, you don’t compare ancient Greek and modern politics. There, you know, the citizen had nothing to do but to roll in politics and run marathons, because the slaves beat him.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95169
 12.03.2014
QQ: I have such a funny bug in the program.
QQ: He’s dressed in the morning, wears a T-shirt, then the right socks.
QQ: And it’s all, the tube. Hanging for 15 minutes with meaningless facial expression and second socks
QQ: Maybe the reason is that the socks are always different?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95168
 12.03.2014
Conference discussion at the University:
XX: I open the requirements for the conference, first line:
The report thesis must be prepared in the editor MS Word (Word 97/2000, Word XP/2003).
XH: word 97 2000???? to
XXX: What is it for?? to
YYY: Technological University, EPTA
xx :D
YYY: "The report must be presented: either on papyrus or on pergament..."
and (rofl)
XXX is a presentation!
YYY: "A presentation is implemented by means of a fast overlap of a notebook"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95167
 12.03.2014
I work in a large automotive retail network.
One day in our database 1C appears the product:
Well, naturally immediately found out from whose comp was made the addition of position,
When a man is asked: Why?
He replied: And that these foolish car buyers would not say,
We don’t have a niche.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №95166
 12.03.2014
Q: Nobody loves you? Pick a homeless animal and it will love you more than life.
I picked up the cat. She hates me.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95165
 12.03.2014
If you are held by force, break the pen twice.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95164
 12.03.2014
XXX: Are you so crazy? On March 8th?
YYY: Yeah, I started so well on the seventh, I thought I’d get squeezed on the eighth and I’d get squeezed. There was no humming. I had to eat again.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №95163
 11.03.2014
Tagged: fucking
hitty: put me, PR stick, in open space with a few coders
No one smokes, no one drinks coffee, no one talks to, no one is silent.
Hitty: and only occasionally hear the outcry "Yes!"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95162
 11.03.2014
Table of weight and height ratio

Olga
Is there such a scale regarding the content of the brain?)))
Tatiana
What kind of brains?
Olga
Tatiana, my back

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95161
 11.03.2014
This is:

Chabouracha thoughtfully looked at the distance. Where, beyond the horizon, the debris collapsed. Fragments of Empire. The boundaries are migrating - I will go too. Gene, how is he there? But what to him? He is an animal. easier for him. I am such a monster. Divide and rule. Well said. The oranges are divided. Where are the others? Look at the sun in the evening. The evening is wiser. Wisdom in the East. The East is delicate. Wisdom is subtle. Probably fragile too. is not so. Over the years, experience forms wisdom, which over time thinens until it is completely wiped out. Where is this border? When did you become wise? Or are you just experienced? Amoseth did not notice and wisdom passed away. No one should give advice. And now everyone smiles when you talk and is not taken seriously. Want to cry? Late afternoon, this damned man. Cosby is building. Or maybe she just wants to teach? Give a push. For the work of thought... That’s not so bad. Thinking...

Take a little... oh.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95160
 11.03.2014
XX: Yesterday I looked at "Anna Karenina", so today in the morning I was worried about crossing the tramways.
UUU: I’m afraid to imagine what it would be, look at you "Master and Margarita"...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95159
 11.03.2014
Virtualis: “Where I slept, I didn’t sleep. How much have I slept? I went to bed at five, and now two... Five minus two – three!"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95158
 11.03.2014
X-Ray: Yes, all of my experience with transportation is riding a horse drunk. In the skyrim.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95157
 11.03.2014
XXX: I don’t know her.
YYY: Yes all the norm. I am in order! run and turnik after a day, drank the last time, quit smoking)) I eat like right))
XXX is silent. Are you well?
YYY: I am bored))))))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95156
 11.03.2014
Flies are ugly creatures. The spider behaves intelligently. He took a position, lived, the flies catch. Not to get taken too. Then he probably decided to eat them, so that the protein would not go away in vain and not get the sweat in the sweat of his face. Stay in the zen and think about the brandiness of being.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95155
 11.03.2014
We sit down for dessert.
If you want to eat sweet...
8 years old: Listen to Mom and Dad!
daughter (3 years old): her I have to buy strawberries and bananas.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №95154
 11.03.2014
The Russian Inventions:

Leha > a good article, but how could the invention of the parachute, color photography and the development of the radio put the creation of Tetris in one row?? to
al77799 > Probably because Tetris users are more than Parachutes

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95153
 11.03.2014
Rogdin: If a man says a book is better than a movie, he’s never been hit in a movie.
DarkGray: If a man says a movie is better than a book, he’s never been mocked in the reading room.

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