M is KM. And I smell.
The Railway
The spade. With Creatine. I am
A brutal thing.

The man!What is the name of this cosmetic with this magical, wonderful scent?? to

Purchased on the spotlight on March 9, Prioru hatchback at the ATM car show, today a girl from the salon calls.
Q: Can I do a survey? Are you satisfied with our service?
I was not at your service!
Q: Have you bought a car from us and have you never been to the service?! to
I: Did I have to?
D: It is strange.
And it turns off, luckily I’m sitting here and wondering what I’m doing...

Call to Support
The girl! What should I do? My computer wrote something.
What exactly? Where did he write?
I don’t know any letters. I’m afraid to turn it on now. What to do?? to

What is Pessimism, Spring? What about romance? A feeling of euphoria?
Girl: Five days a month I should be pessimistic!

My mother recorded me on a manicure.
Do you think that male and female are different? xd
Well, I’m just saying so I don’t feel ashamed :)

AferaTM (13:12:26 7/04/2011)
I saw this advertisement on the street! ?
drawn a man in a suit and the inscription: ELECTRONIC SELECTOR will do everything for you
I just read the 5 right!! to

How right was my former fellow when he said:
If you were told to be in the military command at exactly eight o’clock, know, exactly eight o’clock you are there to do no. She does not like the military service in a hurry. The clock at nine is like this."
Close up at eight. I waited an hour.

The spring has come, the saucers have come.
My grandmother is ugly,
gathered in parks,
hit in the cockroach.

Horses fly over their heads.
They are proud of the like.
The cat lies and sunrise.
He looked X like it was.

The conversation of two friends, one - the reconstructor, gathers to the field games, the theme of the 6-7th century of our era, the Slavs.

XHH: Go with us
YYY: What is the topic?
XHH: Slavicism and linguistics. Just imagine yourself.
YYY: Well then I’ll be a cat-pudding! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Thou thou thou thou thou thou thou thou thou thou thou thou thou thou thou thou
Poor cat-baun, so no one has mocked him yet.

[12:33:04] britt_artem: the vampire chubbuckle - a story worthy of Beckhambet
[12:33:11] PAlkovnic: doo
[12:33:18] PAlkovnic: hope to patent urgently
[12:33:49] PAlkovnic: and he will be in love with the school teacher, the old lady Shapoklyak
[12:34:16] britt_artem: a good botanic from an ancient clan fighting vampires
Britt_artem: but she doesn’t know about it
[12:35:05] PAlkovnic: and his best friend will be Gena, the crocodile man.
[12:37:28] britt_artem: and only in the moment of a happy triple geronto-zoophile coitus will they find out who they are. Let the fight begin! and Sparta!
[12:37:38] PAlkovnic: ((rofl))
[12:38:06] britt_artem: well and special effects there are all sorts of, bloodshed sperm chuburashka and even with it... Well Beckhambetov knows what to do about this.
[12:38:17] PAlkovnic: exactly
[12:38:25] britt_artem: and I will call him Cheburecula

XX: They are all lying.
Take the dog, he’s not lying.
I have a cat =)
Cats are hypocrites :)

Please wake me up at 7 pm, I need to work.

The cat went into the bathroom and didn’t get out. His husband tried unsuccessfully to get him out.
With the voice of Zyglov: "And now Mukhnatý! I said it was cool!" :D

Raf: I still have a small factory.
Cat: Oh you are!
What does he produce? and [
RAF: It does not produce
Raf is a processing plant.
Mmm, it is interesting!
Raf: a fish processing plant
Raf: This is how I call my cat.
Cat: ))))) *ROFL*

The musician:

At night, the stomach hurts... I decided to play the synthesizer for distractions... after a while, Mom goes into the room and says:

If you play at home, you can’t have a miniature! and let me sleep!

– is
That is you, shit.

I grieve sadly.
She attacked Tuska.
A hundred times sad.
The Russian language

SYSTE
As a child, we organized competitions - whose cat will finish the finish faster.
Everyone has swallowed, and my stand is swallowing its horns.
Then op
fucking
as drowning

Walking with a young man, he was operated for circumcision not so long ago, while erecting the pain is terrible.
I: How do I want you to get me away faster?
He said, “No, no, it’s up again!
I: Well think of anything, a cemetery for example, the dead.
He said: Aaa!He got up even more!!! to
O_O

How did he lick his that recorded our sex on video via web camera.
She was removed.
I: Come yourself, look for it and if you find it you will remove it.
She came and formatted my disk (((

D.T is: explain to the child the meaning of the word "lapidary".
Well, I say that "laconic" is short, restrained, compressed, and "lapidary" is even shorter, more precisely, dry.
Well, for example, the labyrinth style is used on the tombs when they write "Love me." I remember. See also"

The child is listening attentively, looking at me with wide open eyes and repeating "on the tombs... wait..."
I am completely serious, not understanding her surprise "yes-yes, yes, I understood yes"
Q. In the tombs?  Where are they waiting for him? O_O
I have to admit, it didn’t hit me right away, it took 10 seconds, but then 20 minutes of rust in the wild bump :D