by Elena K.(11:58:16 11/04/2012)
Good day. We changed the lamp and the printer is no longer working.

Sys.Admin (11:59:36 11/04/2012)
How is it? Shut off electricity?

by Elena K. (12:01:11 11/04/2012)
Well, how to say, the printer electric fell. Can you repair it?

Sys.Admin (12:02:06 11/04/2012)
whom?

by Elena K. (12:06:34 11/04/2012)
First the printer. Electricity coming, I think there are more there, and we need to print urgently

Morga: this is just not rye - I burned the rice chicken)))

[13:16:19] Ment: The psychology of the fat man: without heels I am a fat shit, and I wear heels and OP Wonders happen and I am already a sexy girl with lush shapes
[13:16:35] Humanemp: (rofl)
[13:16:52] Humanemp: So this is why we have trottoirs in holes

Today I saw the hornet, I want to buy it.
YYY: No, but not this
XXX: But he is so cute! He looked at me like that!
YYY: Do not act
YYY: This is a chorok pickup.
XXX is fucking
Yyy: will live, eat and throw away

The question of whether to roast pasta after cooking or not decided by itself: after putting them to cook I looked at the Internet for a SECOND.

(About Google Unmanned Cars in Russia)
xxx: It is terrible to imagine such a combination... For Russia, Google, if they want to come here, will probably have to make a drone-tank or a drone-helicopter)
Yyy: First you need to make a real road map :)
The real road map of Russia has long been made by Malevich.

In the ordinary people, Captain Evidence is better known as Yes Good Fuck!

I think if aliens visit our planet, they are guaranteed to break patterns. Imagine an explorer arriving on Earth, looking, and the local primates invented fire, there are iron concrete structures, a flight machine has passed away. And here he sees a high-tech device with a touch screen, obviously not fingers. High civilization, of course. However, a monkey holds this device in his carnivores in a hat, and says to his fellow tribes: "Hai. Appreciate, joba, how this scarf is put on the towel of the village..." Facebook.

I am sitting in the clinic, waiting for the turn to the therapist to get stress for tests for the military committee. In front of me 4 grandmothers, behind me another as lucky as me.
T: The military officers?
We are: Yes
T: So you have no turn. Sit here.
And starts all the grandmothers 0_o. We sit and wait (

XXX is fucking! I broke the first rule when visiting the office sorting - before you fuck - check the availability of paper
YYY :D
xxx: Oh, you’re funny... bring a piece of paper to the tripod on the 3rd floor, I write from the phone.

Listen to the song text: Bite the lips of the eyelids, make yourself wake up!
yyy: this is the song of a drunkerness ants that hope to work

I like people with strong principles. For example, who are you by belief?
M: I am a Kullhuist!
Q: Why is "txt"?

I understood that the true shamans are not sisadmines, but genders O_o Today in the morning video-confa with the ministry... No sound.

xxx: Let's give the female a snowboard, let's say a snowboard

News: Sweden intercepts 80% of Russian internet traffic and sells data to the United States.

Comments on Fuck. Now the Americans know that I’m a top user in the porn lab.

M: Let’s take a look at a series of "Big Bang Theory"
No, I don’t like such stupid things.
I’d rather go home 2 to see.

XXX was posted in the news. In the days, a full prototype of the Titanic is sent to the cruise, with the same interior and appearance. The whole environment is completely recreated. The route will be the same as the Titanic. The ticket costs a lot of money.
Is the iceberg launched?

bogus: I was just when I went home at night, I was offered intimate services))
I turned out to be a really evil troll.
I said I don’t need an hour, if there is a secondary tarification)
We broke up and separated :)

Let us not forget that faith, religion and church are three different things, essentially not related to each other.

I am sending you the XLS table today. On the left is a column ("sum by line") and at the bottom of the line ("sum by column"), in the middle of the value. Below is the elementary check (sum of columns = sum of lines). Returns a person's file - and this verification gives a LIES. I start to be tormented by the question: How damn did he do this? How?! - The answer was simple: he dumbly filled in a column ("sum per line") of values from the hand instead of formulas... The chel is 4 times higher than mine... Do you still believe in justice in this god-forgotten country? Then we go to you.)

Laika