It was not easy for me to explain to my daughter why I should write a paper letter to Santa instead of just calling him on Skype.

Who are Androids?
This is when not only from the back is not clear what gender a person is, but also after half an hour of communication.

By kindness my colleagues picked up the cat. So let me squeeze. And the cat dog bitten, barely breathing.I say if a cat, then I will take. If you have a cat, go to the forest. not broken up. Good luck with the veterinarian. The veterinarian with knowledge of the case said that a cat. This cat is wildly lucky. He lives with me. He eats, drinks and cries. He fell from the fifth floor and did not die. The dogs ate, but did not eat. This devil even burned (I cooked while the cocktails were baked, I sat in the dancers playing. I hear the smell of burnt wool, I see the cat hanging. How he is, I do not know. What to say about Debbie and Debbie: Spring has come. This ornament. I gave him a pinch. I did not see day three. I think the dogs have eaten. has arrived. Quiet, dirty and encouraged. I am for what. Do you need cats? This creature was a cat, and it was painfully calm. I mean flew.

by P.S When I realized it was a cat, that was the feeling. She lived with a girl and she turned out to be a transvestite.

From the Fire:
For example, our paleozoic subcortex is still ready to absorb glucose and fats, because, in her opinion, such wealth is not on every road. See – eat when next time so many calories in one place. And if you do not connect the frontal cortex in time, then the subcortical can get calories from the soul about the stock. She doesn’t care what carbohydrates and fats in every supermarket and actually we don’t need them in that amount. Also here too. You have seen a human image – enter into a relationship with it. Is this a candidate in your room?

This is:
Fibonacci salad is made by mixing 1:1 of yesterday’s and yesterday’s Fibonacci salad.

Did you work as a cook at school?

Highlander: I sit down and write a program that will run another program instead of me. There is already the idea of writing a program that will then run the program that I am currently writing. Why is it that I don’t know a good doctor?

to this
In short, our response to U.S. and European sanctions should be this:
1st We sell out all the dollar stocks, which is one-third of the world’s stocks.
2nd We convert oil, gas, forest, etc. into rubles, so that they first buy rubles from us, and then for these rubles oil and gas.
Three We announce the capital of the world - Izhevsk, maybe then the roads will be built.
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In general, you need to change the capital every 5 years and designate a city in which less than 1 million people live... In 5 years to build a subway, transportation hub, airport, and so on)))

Daša (11.03.2014 9:38) :
I had a hysteria yesterday was....:so I say to Cyril do a massage to his lady, he is what (meaning what part of the body I want), I gru what - erotic))), he begins to make rails-rails of the spades of the spades, and on my silent question said what...he grit -there are goats naked!

Fifteen years ago, my crown phrase I used on the occasion and without was "There is such a sign". Removed Ilya Muromza, he stopped. Then my favourite phrase for a long time became “Massaraksh” – until Bondarchuk delighted with his masterpiece. The expression went to the hops, and died there. I didn’t give up, now I have a cowardly phrase "I don’t see why noble don’s not...".
Here is again!!! to
Hair in the nose!

Nigerians are beheaded for unconventional sex. ha! Per they were also BDSMs, this was so cool.

Are you a DAG? Where is your low priora?
I have a low self-esteem instead.

here here :
I’ll get acquainted with the "voice from the back rows", with "somebody from the room" well or at the edge of the "and here some guy is talking". I appreciate humour in people.)

Well, hello, I am - "zzz" ))

The ear hurt. Suddenly it was so good. My wife: "Nifga in your palm is opened." I: "No. Not even in the ear". And then I understand with horror that she says something to me and I hear nothing. Absolutely nothing! No, well, I left, of course, after realizing that she just started to move her lips silently, but the fluff for prevention, however, gave out.

The troll:
from ZH:
I want to change my name in Ukraine. I will glorify Ukraine.
I will be able to walk around Kiev and troll the fascist patrol.
They ask:
How are they called?
Glory to Ukraine.
Glory to the heroes! How are they called?
Glory to Ukraine.
Euromaidan, to the heroes of glory. How are they called?
Glory to Ukraine.

And so infinite.
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Troll you can stream on the internet, in real you will get in the bubble right away!

o_iv >> By the way, I read an interesting article on the subject, and what if there was copper instead of iron in hemoglobin?
It turned out: 1. The blood would be blue. 2nd For the normal functioning of this blood, a sufficiently high level of alcohol in the blood is required. Three It starts working normally at pressures below those that are about a kilometer above sea level :-)
It turns out the direct Greek pantheon - the blood is blue, live in the mountains, constantly drink :-)

XXX is ARRR! The cat dropped the phone, the battery fell
xxx: now will ask for the date and time
Yes, I see this picture.
yyy: the phone slowly rises, rubbing the broken side, and says
Sorry, but what year is it?

I am currently learning German. To remember words, I try to associate them with something. "where" in German "Wohin", pronounced approximately as "vagin", remembered as "where?" "in pizz". a "from where" - "woher". Then they will return to the place where they are, and they will return to the place where they are. Easily and logically remembered.

p.s Throw in what convulsions are now beating near the monitors of the Grammar Nazi from the German.

March 8 (February 23) days of holiday exchange of shampoos

If we get to the fourth world war, preserving the technology, then at the very beginning it will have to shoot all bloggers, and there will be no war.

A teenage psychologist’s friend told her that she was brought to a 15-year-old girl who is suspected by her parents that the lesbian, whispering a boy who is gay!
Does anyone have a brain glue?