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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №776
 06.01.2008
always liked when entering the chat to watch girls 35-40 years old with nicknames Manjuneck@, Malyshka, Det0chka, and girls 13-15 years old with nicknames Sex-MaChInE, Vagina, etc.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №775
 06.01.2008
ProxxTM: You want to meet me...does ohuenno
El: When I read the last line, I didn’t immediately realize you were talking about the dentist.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №774
 06.01.2008
From Forum

The xxx:
I love you, I love you most in the world.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №773
 06.01.2008
<xxx> I am going to have a big night!
<yyy> O_o you found a girl???? to
<xxx> no, I have a wool blanket, so when you drag a cat on it, you get such spots! In the dark, your PC is cool!

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №772
 06.01.2008
Alucard: I’m still in the cheek because Denis Pedik...
SDG: Yes, and I too...
ALCARD: What are you too??? O_O

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №771
 05.01.2008
It is important!!Let’s, this will be the last letter we’ll send to all our contacts! Let’s stop the spam chain, even if it says that "mother will die", "there will be no love","there will be no happiness!!! This is all nonsense and apologies for spam no longer helps!!! Spam transmission is stopped!!!(Send it to all contacts on the list)
Damn, spam against spam!

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No need to send anything! I suggest those who send you fucking ignore for 15 days and that’s all! No, just put it on the main page of basha so that everyone knows - so we'll add everyone who's tired of this nonsense!

p.s Oh, and I’m going to go back! Please help the quote!! Really got all the spam!! to

With respect, Yekaterinburg

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №770
 05.01.2008
He is: Hello Boy
She: not me
He was offended?
She: not me
He: So the bot turned on, right?
She: not me
He: Okay, I know you are behind the compound.
She: not me
He: Okay, you don't want to talk, then I'll go fuck Katy
She: No, I am!!!!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №769
 05.01.2008
Malkov: After five days of observation, NG only remembered three phrases:
Let us horrify!
What number today?
Smell it, he is dead.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №768
 05.01.2008
Gektor: I don’t understand this monstrous music, the claw in the navel, the house, etc. For me, EMU is a strauss, and GOTTI is a tribe that destroyed Rome... and the youth is now a cape.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №767
 05.01.2008
In the cups of coffee,
They will not be clean.
Looking into the monitor,
We know the truth.

Rises up, one for all,
He sees the fire,
He is everywhere, He is everywhere.
In the red dawn.

He begs us with tears.
Speaking of your IP,
To make fun of us,
But we are, we are, we are the Ayatollahs!

We will go to war with him.
In the alliance we are with the blondes.
We will find the plants with grass,
They armed with forks.

We see an army of cats.
One, two, three, no, seven...
I see the tails,
Crossing from the shredder.

“Made in China” on mice.
Everything is done in Tetris.
And in my passports.
They only see logos.

We went through Oslo.
In a useful way,
We did not want evil.
But here we encountered the abyss...

We are weeping for us,
and the crying ones,
And we read in the tombs,
Stay in the CPC.
by GiG

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №766
 05.01.2008
XXX is
Why is it so pessimistic?

YYYY
So it happened... =)

XXX is
Do not hang your nose.

YYYY
I pull my nose out of the loop, okay.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №765
 05.01.2008
World of Warcraft

111: Buying a lot of food
222 Why You?
111: For a bunch of cockings
111 is fucking. for the cooking )))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №764
 05.01.2008
I am shirt, shirt, shirt
I am no longer a bear.
What a nice hat.
Heat the body!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №763
 05.01.2008
<mazt3r> Bari: Do you know why he was put there?
<Bari> mazt3r I guess...
<Bari> mazt3r tablets are not the ones chosen
<mazt3r> Bari: when the mint came to him with a search, he stupidly sneered, drank a bowl of condensate with a salmon and hid behind the stepler

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №762
 05.01.2008
Cveta: If you break my heart, I’ll break you fuck

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №761
 05.01.2008
I enter the search (well there, gdk map) "how much to go from Kursk to Moscow".
Do you know how he fixed it?
"How long is the flight from Moscow to Moscow"
With great difficulty getting out of the furniture I had decided that the poor are bad. Moreover, I did not leave the thought that this is a poor I and I am chewing :) Nevertheless, I still needed info on Kursk than Yandex immediately used to demoralize me again:
and then found "Course region"
Published by "Courtesy"
"Bola" could not leave me indifferent, so what there! She killed me drunk!! to
When the boy left, I thought seriously. "Bolaja" - the term clearly gives out in the author of the dyslexic, but: the words "smell" and "Kursko" - this is a direct reference to Albanian, isn't it? It is possible that at night Yandex works on UDF-point com or other similar resources and engages in neoplasm of verbs. Per soon, the overwhelmed "Pesduite in yuh" will be replaced by "Spirit in the pesten" or something like that. And on the official websites of cities, at the top of the page will be painted proud inscriptions such as: "Yah Kursko!" or "Yah Tyumenko!". It is like a cheesecake.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №760
 05.01.2008
In general, there is a conversation about transitions... and here the interlocutor gives...

<111> and
<111> alien fuck
<111> through the switch :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №759
 05.01.2008
Do you have spam?
Do you want to get rid of him?
Correct SMS with the text +nospam to the short number 1171 (cost 5$)
You will receive the address of the site and the password for access to the closed part of the site.
where you will add your ICQ numbers and e-mail to which no spam will come.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №758
 05.01.2008
Li is
I remember the dialogue.
Li is
Why are you bathing in the bathroom where I sleep?? to
Why do you sleep in the bathroom where I am bathing?and "

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №757
 05.01.2008
Barthezz> wondering, on VKontakte when will make a calendar of monthly in girls?
<Barthezz> and it would be convenient to...

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