I write to a girl in the evening so that in the morning she calls me, wakes up (he wakes up before me)

I love you very much, wake me up, sleepy, and please send me to the bathroom to prove it.
If the connection is interrupted, the battery is down, the money is running out - don't believe it, it's all shit!
If I ask you to call back in ten minutes because I’m embarrassed to write to you, don’t believe it. There’s a good chance that in ten minutes you won’t call me.
In general, all attempts to interrupt the conversation with you before the start of the washing process (as well as too vigorous, confident, "morning" voice and all phrases equivalent to "I have long woke up," "I'm good," "I'm already in the bus" you hear, there's interference? "and persistently (you can strictly, but in no case, not angry!) to remove.
I write with a good mind and good health.
Thank you very much, I love you very much.

In the first half of the night, under the windows of the nine-story floor with the persistence of the March cat, a drunken guy swings:
- Ka-a-a-atya-a-a-a, go out and go out! Ka-a-atya, go out and-i-i-i...
The male voice:
and married?! to
The guy:
No, no... go for a walk.
You can go home, idiot.

To criticize a man’s actions in the hope that he will do better is like to criticize a woman’s appearance in the hope that she will look better.

On the 8th of March, my aunt receives a text message (mistaken number): "I'm leaving - my ass!" She writes, “You know, you’re wrong with the number. Send the SMS to the right number, or you will come, and your ass is dirty."

Law and logic in Russian.

You can choose from a garden or museum a building in favor of the church, because it belonged to the church 90+ years ago.

And to take away from an oligarch in favor of the country, the processing plant illegally seized 20 years ago - it is not possible.

Comments from "Cinema":
My box: I look forward to “The Box” filmed in a dark and mystical manner, for example, by Berton. I don’t know what Johnny Depp’s role will be like, but I’m sure it’ll be something fairy.

From Russian Stories:

The road was small, and they were not laid out as they are now; they will cut through the woods, they will throw out the woods with the straw. Where the streams will happen - the shaky bridge will be overthrown, and the transportation through the river will be led - this is the way.

Time is different, the problems are the same.

I got a military ticket. Name of military position and military accounting specialty: Computer of electronic computing machines.

And you tell us about modernization and nanotechnology.

Vasily Compotin
The Points! I have trouble!! to
WV tired, allody online in general what shit, the line is no longer the same, the rest of the MMORPGs are generally dull... play nothing!! I’ve started playing the guitar and I’ve gotten over!! to
What is wrong with me?

by Konstantin Lysiakov
Maybe you are beginning to live.

Denis Korea
Vasily, you have healed.

This cognac is somewhat unreal: it tastes good and smells good.

I correctly understood from the advertisement that Sberbank is lending money to foreign intelligence?

How can a woman satisfy three men at once?
yyy: Different ways, for example to silence)

Fuck, it’s not your destiny to be a car enthusiast – buy a dog spider. She has a group mind that protects her from hijackers and parking entrances. It can also be taught to the squad! to catch! to kill!

Peterson: That was what I thought. Why is it good to be a man?
Women are fucking. You should get up 1.5 to 2 hours earlier. Wash your head, clean your face. to paint. Cook an egg with coffee. Choose what to wear today. The PZZZZ. Two hours of sleep in the hole.
and a man. I slept. and? CHO? Fuck it! He jumped up. He threw the butter. I picked up what came first. I did not brush my teeth. and Fuck. In the elevator, I chased my finger and that was it. 5 minutes. engaged

5 course, 10 semester, session
We sit for consultation.
The Prep:
Blabla, exam tomorrow at 9 am
The last two parties:
Oh yeah! What nonsense? Why the exam at 9 a.m.? Never was the same!
Prep with hatred:
Exams are always at 9 a.m. It is you, fools, for the entire universe of NIRAZU did not get the admission on time and did not appear for the exams on DESCRIPTION!!! to

A colleague from the neighboring department has a rare name - Khalida.
I call her by phone - "Halida? This is Jura, I need..."
In the roast office, colleagues heard that on the other side they removed the telephone and said, “Yes,” I replied, “Huli, yes, it’s Yura.”

Smetchik: gave the daughter a doll, large, almost the size of her, she immediately turned her into a doll and decided to give her a nipple, and the doll is not provided for this. So she got to crack! A hole in the mouth of the doll and a nipple went there, now we have a doll at home with an ambiguous hole instead of the mouth, and it is not possible to throw it out!
Maximus: Figa you are having fun there)))

It’s so cute when in April a friend calls you with whom you celebrated the New Year and asks where you celebrated the New Year.

When the whites die, the rabbits cry bitterly, drink a little water, the ears of the ankles hide. When rabbits die, eggs cry bitterly, riding like balls, losing needles in dust. When the girls die, the boys beat the walls, the boys beat the plates, cut the crowns in the bathtub. When boys die, girls cry bitterly and then give birth to new children. Damn it is different.

The girl calls: "You know, in my new car, the left turntable is working, and instead of the right turntable is turned on!"

Guess what broke?
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