by Yulia Arshavin:
Andrew, where have you been?
He played football!
Why is the shirt dry and does not smell?
I am for the collection...

State of the roads in central Ukraine.
Xy1: in the steppes again?
Xy2: They obviously didn’t bomb Libya.

On ecology after the report on environmental situation in Japan. Prepod:"What can you offer Japan to improve the situation?". "Inventing the Time Machine" The preponderance approved.

We had somehow fire safety exercises, the lecturer got shy, uncertain, all the time cried, worried, in a word, nervous. After the course of lectures, they went to practice, burned a piece of cotton coated with gasoline and extinguished with various kinds of fire extinguishers. After an unsuccessful attempt to extinguish the burning bulb thrown to the legs of this lecturer, he unthinkingly began to extinguish him with his legs.
As it turned out later it was the senior fire inspector, it had to be extinguished.

Nippon Steel Corporation won an order from RZD for delivery in the first half of 2009. 70 thousand Thermally processed rails. In 2008, Nippon Steel already delivered 20 thousand rubles to the Russian Railways. t of this product.
Japan, where there are almost no natural minerals, supplies rails to Russia... And you still say to sell snow to Eskimoes.

The Spring...
Looking in the eyes of women is getting harder.
© Phantom

A colleague (xxx) returned from a three-week hospital.

I was worried in the hospital if my sandwich was broken. Maybe someone ate it?
YYY: Yes I have eaten.
Very good, you have 80 rubles.

Was there already the idea of attaching a mini-chat?

I met a classmate, not seen for 2 years, both had free time - they went to the cafe to scratch their tongues. Naturally for such a meeting, we tell who's how life goes. I say I am married. She is:
Who is your husband?
It is understandable that the husband’s profession is one of the parameters of a successful marriage on the female scale. And my husband, I have to say, manages the Ciskovskij glands. Most in my circle of communication are aithishniks, so on the machine I answer proudly:
The Admin-Syskood
Humanitarian classmate, looking at my fourth size:
The sequel is understandable.

The pair...

How does the transistor work? "
Tagged with: "square"
Prev: "Not that way the transformer works, and I ask about the transistor!"
jia: "The transistor is silent so we will be silent"
They lie...

The seven-year-old sisters came to visit another girl and saw her on the wall:

We are not allowed to play in Tirol.
Because we are small!
No, because you hit me in the head last time!

I love my city...Today is April 6, and on the Central Square of the City still stands a huge dressed YOLKA...
You will be with us in Vorkuta, we ask for mercy.

I don’t even know what to feed you, but you’re very good at us.
I am not a vegetarian, I am a vegetarian.
You can feed me with vegetables.
The oil?

The original dojo? Everything has been invented before you.
A0 programmers decided to make the product,
One asked, “Where is the money?” and there were nine.
Nine programmers stood before the boss.
One of them did not know FoxPro, and there were eight left.
Eight programmers bought IBM.
One said, “Mark is better!” and there are seven.
7 programmers wanted help to read,
One has a screw, and there are six left.
Six programmers tried to understand the code.
One of them went crazy, and there were five.
Five programmers bought a CD-ROM
One brought the Chinese disc - the remaining four.
Four programmers worked on it.
One of them praised Pascal, and three remained.
3 programmers on the network played Doom,
One slightly stumbled, and the count became equal to two.
2 programmers have joined friendship: "win".
One is tired of waiting - there is only one left.
The programmer has taken everything under control.
But I met with the employer, and they remained 0.
0 programmers cheated the angry boss,
Then he fired one, and became their FF.

Published in the journal "Computer" No. 46 of November 17, 1997

What about your voice?
of Ohrid,
What did she scream?
-" is not and. Distance to. and. I will not give up without fighting.
Was it a maniac?What did he want?
-Oh, of course, he pulled the blanket from me in the morning, and I pulled it hard on me, called his mom. and.

Also, in nature there are characters with names: Kudrich Lena, Hairdresser Lena, Ušič Lena, Tritch Lena, Radič Lena, Nogač Lena, Trubač Lena, Bearddresser Lena and Jana Pilnik.

The harsh reality of a young teacher: I change two fans 17 years old for one 34!

He lived in a rented apartment. In the toilet (common with the bathroom) failed to rely on the dishwasher so that it fell on the toilet and cut off from it not a small piece. They pleased the owner’s words: "Breaked when it shrugged";

On the question:
Crazy, Dmitry Anatolyevich, if you read what a crazy thing is in the leading technical university of Russia. Do students have normal internet access? What about engineers and all that?
Appeat what, I don’t know, they say and really read.

There is also the internet of the daughters: the reading rooms of the library, the computer centers of the departments, computer classes, in some departments their Internet in addition to the computer centers. And if you don’t know how to get out of this, you’re a very sad student, kill yourself.

The 5 year old son, a rather independent boy, left for 15 minutes at home one.I come.The son in the bathroom, what is very busy.I come in from curiosity and ooooofigive.
I put a cat in a three-litre bowl, put a plastic cocktail tube in the cover and dropped it into the bathroom!!The submarine says!!! to