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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №62673
 11.04.2012
People who rush in front of you with their eyes opened to the free DUPLE seat, sit on what is closer to the passage and do a pokeface.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №62672
 11.04.2012
graph: Someday there are employees of the sberbank and the post office in the clinic.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №62671
 11.04.2012
Why not make Swiss knives for Sisadmin? That in the set of cross screwdriver, flash drive, solder, clamper, mini-stick with one cartridge and engraving "self or headbow".

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62670
 11.04.2012
>> hello, don't laugh, please.I really got a stupid question, after reading it on the Internet, I really don't know why the lens is round, and the pictures are square?I don't joke, don't argue

...
That is mathematics. Remember the formula of the area of the circle. Pi is square.
This is because of the square and the picture is square.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №62669
 11.04.2012
Link from the HEVEREST store:
NewDark is all possible! Two things for the price of three.

Believe me, I did not expect that...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №62668
 11.04.2012
We, old school guys, who play music on folders, will never understand the Zuns/Aytunes.

c) Fanisik

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №62667
 11.04.2012
I was sent somehow for work with documents to the building of the local administration. I went there and started looking for the office I needed, after a short walk found it. There was a large plaque on the door with the inscription "From 10.00 to 12.00" and since the time was eleven, I was somewhat afraid to enter there.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №62666
 11.04.2012
Kennedy is more or less clear. There are so many mysteries.
YYY: No-ka-no-ka, and what you know about Kennedy, enlighten us.
zzz: shot, it’s important, and the most plausible thing, if they said he hanged in a limousine, it would be suspicious.
(Useless by Fa)

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62665
 10.04.2012
From the discussion of the dust cleaner:
I have been using it for two years and I am very pleased! In the first year of service there was a problem - the capacity fell sharply, but the neighbor suggested to add mineral water instead of water to the water container. And I was surprised that the power was not back to the previous level but also increased in times. I had a shock. In addition, the dust content in the apartment was reduced to a minimum and all thanks to mineral water (by the way, the water should be with gas) after the results I began to experiment with liquids and it turned out that the best increases the power of the vacuum cleaner Coca-Cola Light and beer arsenal traditional, in addition to using these liquids the aroma in my apartment radically changed. The air was filled with an untransmitted bouquet of smells.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №62664
 10.04.2012
I have PMS.
She: I’m angry and I want to fuck.
He: Can I help you something?
She says, “Take me away and don’t get angry!”! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №62663
 10.04.2012
What is MCH? A venereal disease?
and practically. The young man.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №62662
 10.04.2012
I love my neighbor! A few days ago, the net created by him "Halyava" has disappeared. Today it appeared again, but the speed is no longer 20, but 150 Mbit / s, and the parade is rolling a box from under the new router)))))) Thank you, good man))
Yyy: There are more people in our time.
Xxx: He only cares about me. =')

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №62661
 10.04.2012
You quit smoking, right?
Yyyy: Well, it’s probably not a good force (((

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №62660
 10.04.2012
Will you kiss me?
Hmmm... an interesting question.
xxx in the socks
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62659
 10.04.2012
xxx: by default any browser wants to become a browser by default

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №62658
 10.04.2012
A boy with a girl:
Q: And notice, at work I am one, at home another, with friends a third.
D: Oh, and sometimes this gang meets...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №62657
 10.04.2012
The robbers, who carried out a robbery attack on the branch of "Kazpošta" in Atyrau region, instead of money took a bag with documents.

“It happened on April 7 in the village of Tomarla. Two unknown persons came to the post office on a silver BMW. They put a gun on the post office staff, grabbed a bag and fled. However, the bags were confused and the forms of various documents were taken,” the post officials said.

According to them, the bag in which were 1 million 200 thousand. Tango is in the mail.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №62656
 10.04.2012
I photograph a one-bedroom apartment. I live alone, and the echo in the toilet is incredible. In nature, I have lived without toilet paper for a week.
Once again, going to the toilet, he began to tear the leaves from the notebook. And then I hear the angry voice of the neighbor from above: "Buy you already your own toilet paper, fucking fucking!!!!!!! Or I’ll bring it to you"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62655
 10.04.2012
Something smiley from you is getting less and less :(
A: It ends...
X: How it ends!? to
Q: What do you think I’m printing them?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №62654
 10.04.2012
xxx: Harsh and nick with him - "Fuck"
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY It was he who wanted AlexX to write, forgetting to switch the layout.

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