From the comics website, discuss Thailand:

xxx: If I understand it correctly, are these men who feel like lesbians?
Thailand is a country of mysteries.

With "response to"

A: It hurts me not to want it, there is a lot of pressure on what I say who wants to turn away.

A: The effects of mushrooms can be irreversible.

"In working with metal there is one big plus - if something is cut off, you can always get it back".

(C) "American Chopper"

In the eighties of the twentieth century, the owner of the legendary voice, which the inhabitants of the Soviet Union considered a symbol of TV radio news, Yuri Borisovich Levitan, like all the dictors, worked in the Ostankino Television Center.

Since nothing human was alien to the inhabitants of the Ostankine TV Tower, they all gathered in the dining room at lunchtime.

In a large room could accommodate about three hundred people. While some TV producers dined, others stood in line for the standard comprehensive lunches. They gave the first, second and compot. Behind the portion of the food in the vicinity stood and ordinary workers of the TV studio and folk artists and laureates and even living legends. Here at lunch came the elderly Yuri Borisovich Levitan.

Comrade Levitan changed only externally, his recognizable voice was still strong and sound.

Once Yuri Borisovich took a portion of soup at the stand and sat down at the table. There was a lot of noise in the room, the TV producers exchanged news, shared impressions, discussed achievements, and suddenly for some reason everyone suddenly silenced.

Then the silence was broken by the loud and clear voice of Levitan. Yuri Borisovich spoke only one phrase, but as always - in the style of "From the Soviet Information Bureau".

Today it is... shit!

What was the name of the hobbit from the "Lord of the Rings"? (10 to 100)
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Which of them? They are like dogs not cut. You would ask how the orcs are called.

XHH: I worked for a while in the accounting office of a retail network. So there among the workers was a strange fashion to listen to the radio "Shanson". I come to work at nine o’clock in the morning, and there it already smells of spring. I leave at half six, and they "sizey flew through the camps". At first it stressed me, then I learned to abstract.

What an interesting accountant. What was prepared in advance?

I try to be a bad young man.
My friend, I have a reverse problem. I try to restrain the end and step up.
Mithra: The End
Mithra: The end!
Tagged: horse
Freud is probably riding now.

xxx: I told Sasha that I needed a shirt, new shoes, perfumes (my last got out), a couple of coatings would not bother to buy. He gave me a computer game on March 8. He said, if you sit at home and play, then neither perfume nor shirt will be needed.

I buy in the animal store worms to prevent my cat.
What is the weight of the cat? asks the seller.
Approximately 27 kilograms for a cat and another 3 kilograms for a cat.

Those stupid dreams.
The nightmares?
and yes. Married out

Lita: Offered to the tiny "striped candy" - three-layer marmelade
Lita: He stated that striped candy does not exist.
I showed him the best candy.
Lita: He instantly eaten it and said: "They do not exist again".

I dreamed of my wedding. I read in various dreamboards what it is for. different authors write about changes, and decisions in life, and novelty in relationships. In Freud’s dream book, there is only one answer to all dreams: you have to get fucked. Shallow, Shallow

Sorry, but I don’t know what the correct answer is to:
4) Continue the phrase "Love is..." (35-40)

I saw a company of three programmers. One of them is a beautiful girl. Very smart and looks like an elephant. Nothing bothered her: neither the frankly boy style in the clothes, nor the slightly wide shoulders, nor the complete lack of makeup. Directly watch and be proud of the female sex, say, did not translate even girls-programmers.
Who did I ask her name?
But I understood that the Nefit is proud in vain, and there are few girls programmers in the world. And Nikita is not one of them, even though he has long hair. The oculist was right.

Believe me, in the program in which your account is located, Artificial Intelligence is not provided.
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That is to say, send sms ten times a week about all kinds of advertising promotions and other stuff, and about the fact that there are more advantageous rates - not? I also have a cable company - I, long connected, offers to connect to the internet by sending advertisements to my box on their resource!!! But here’s what tariffs have changed – silence. And they change them every two or three months in the direction of reduction, because companies have split like dogs, I only have 4 boxes hanging in my entrance, and in the house opposite 2 firms are distributed. It is called skin. With a thousand subscribers to a hundred, here is a cake.

Continuing the topic of idiots:
Politics is like channeling. Without it, you can’t do it, but you don’t want to go into it yourself" (c) Jan Vanli

The guy, who on March 8 on the Planner in the subway went with a tablet on which it was written "From March 8", thank you! You made my day, and judging by the faces of women walking behind me is not just mine)))

I am fisting! I just think it’s better when the book reads in your head.

And here is what I should do? I love Bradbury, and the voices in my head read Donzov.

Woo: What is "Tea management"?
SERG:"prelete-nasral-ulete"
You develop telepathic abilities.
Learn to guess shit!
No one wants to work according to the agreed plan.
Everything is just coordinated, and specifically what to answer is difficult.
As a result, by the end of the project, 10% of participants do 90% of the work.
And then those 90% of the pidoras are justified - that those 10% are cowboys and fools,
Unable to produce a product.

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