Anna: There are such wonderful words from which warmth in the soul and mourning. Do you know those words?
Alina: The Cat
Petrov: The Love
Natalia: Director General has gone on a business trip

In childhood I was convinced that Leia's hair in episode 4 is called Ay_da_Baran!

Second comment on the cruise news:
"On Sunday from the British port of Southampton to the sea came the beautiful ship «Balmoral» — to repeat the way of the famous «Titanic»..." And yesterday from the shores of Greenland left the beautiful — the iceberg... :-))

A pessimist is a person who looks in both directions when crossing a street with unilateral movement.
YYY: I would look up again.

<organism> I sit in the center of employment. The inspector offers a direction to work in LLC "Sparta".
There is a call, a loud connection.
Inspector: Allo, is this Sparta?
At the end of the wire: (hohohoot) Daaa, this is SPARTAAA!!! to

Somehow even reference to going there.

I live in communion. So, the guys from the neighboring room after viewing the "paranormal phenomena" decided to put the camera overnight, the spirits half.

The next morning the whole block woke up from wild rust.

They looked at the film and filmed how guys from another block came to steal food.

I was crying...

XXX: I ran, dog and husband came from the street
Does the dog have a husband? :O O
YYY (rofl)
XXX: She Uses Me

How nice to walk around the city for a beer at 5 a.m. There are no cars, no passers, no people. There is an empty window room for the working proletarians, No. 20, a little further from the ruins of the bakery. Absolute feeling that you are in Pripyat, after the reactor exploded.

xxx: We sit in the technar on a pair, the prede is late for 20 minutes. Here he falls down, squeezed from him, and he looks at us with a surprised look and says, “Oh, b**, and I thought you were still on vacation!”"

Reality in toys
xxx: very well-thought skills
For example, brain surgery can be successfully done with 0 in medicine, but 10 in luck, ept!? to

The newspaper of my city smiles as always with headlines: "The first motorcyclist in this season was shot down in Kremlin". The season is open :(

I went to the supermarket with my wife. A young couple is pushing the car in front of them. The conversation in them is on elevated tones and the man is clearly dissatisfied with something. Finally angry, he stops and screams loudly in her face: - Close your #ballo! To what she is through the pause: - And you close your lizard!!! It was fun to watch the man.

xxx: I want to go back to a time when phones were duller than their owners.

20:46: as you know, there was no sex in the USSR
20:48: so that people do not suffer from its absence, it is not enough that 95% of all screws went under a straight screw, and after 3-4 times they collapsed, but it does not eat, yet the gap on them went not through the center, but the horde to increase ecstasy when it is still possible to turn it off :)
20:48: * made the neighbor’s tiles :)

There is a discussion of who is more ill: a woman during childbirth or a man from hitting an egg.

Olya is:
Imagine having an open umbrella out of your ass. This is how many mothers describe their pain.
and maxime:
Olya, I sympathize with those mothers you are talking about... Not every woman will decide to open a umbrella in her ass, just to make a beautiful analogy after giving birth. I admire you, wise and brave women!

So sometimes you want to say after a handshake: "This is fucking, my palm, not a fucking expander!"

Captain: I think I'll ask for a 10 thousand salary plus the money I earned on the scratch.
How to build a dialogue?
Captain: without words "finally ohueli" and "before your expenses"
Nelly: mmmm... I think you just need to leave these two phrases and you’ll get it all done.

Marat: You are here, I am responsible for the words of any of you give me a living with a little breakup of course :)
Murash: with a small cranium in the box?)

A friend wanted to buy the stolen bank card numbers and PIN codes to them on the site.
One way of payment is by bank card.
I abstained from buying.

xxx: a hamster in a bag can squeeze any hernia of its own size. In a hamster bag can fit a hamster. There is also a hamster. And there is also a hamster... a divine recursion. One hamster in a bag can take away the universe.
YYY: Unfortunately, a mistake has been stolen in your curse.
YYY: There is a limitation of this approach
YYY: In the end, 1 hamster in a bag can take away the universe. <<< if the objects of this universe split and give them the shape of hamsters
XXX: You can’t argue