DJ on the radio:
In general, it is absolutely useless to talk to girls about computers (a little pause) and to computers about girls.

In our city on the boulevard of Gagarin, the sign on the house weighs:
"Buddhism"

The girls also want the Ipad.
Raf: electricity they have it called 'marriage'

Olya (22.02.08 09:46): a puppy! Coffee there is really good, prices are moderate, but here is how you can make soap to make WI-Fi and not provide a notepad!!! Yesterday I came there, I ask, you have a girl wai-fai, yeah, and rosettes somewhere near the tables? - And here is the brilliant answer - and there is no need for this plug, it is in the air!!! to

Do you also find it strange that all Olympic medalists were gifted to Audi, not Lada-Kalin?

Conversation between couples

xxx: and after the physical culture on my stomach came cubics :)
Sash, childhood is over!Take the designer out of the shirt :)

XXX is wow! Soon is summer!
XX: Well, or at least the snow is melting.

and my cat is not attached to the tapes... he wraps his head in them and ballads O_o

Assassin's Creed 2
If you want to play this game you need to follow the instructions well I clicked on it please perform the song of the group Root - crying breeze well I sang and by the way not from the first time normal because it wrote that I lie well in general sang pressed on then written sing the song of the group Love-combat-batyanya So here I know the text of the song only before the first singing tell me that there is a very good time to play there again!!!!!! to

(c) Picked out of comments to one lady:
Here I was always surprised: we gay so fight for equal civil rights with the sex-majority - to get married there, children allowed to adopt, and so on... And what about the sacred right of every man - to protect his homeland? Why are they not standing with pickets at the military commissions, demanding to end discrimination and take them into the army on an equal footing with heterosexual youths?

BIO_XX: I heard here today
BIO_XX: by the end of the year, a game helmet for comp will go on sale
BIO_XX: which is controlled by the user’s thoughts
BIO_XX: I thought to turn left, in the game you turn left
BIO_XX: the price of such a helmet will be 9000 euros
BIO_XX: approximately )))
BIO_XX: honestly, if I played as an assassin in such a helmet, he would have burned on the first bowl.
BIO_XX: especially when the thoughts of the plan revolve in your head: "Jump on this shit", "To fuck what you’re doing", "sock, where are you jumping???!!!" and etc.

The bus driver had fun today: we are going, or rather we are in a traffic jamming, he says by loud communication: "Passengers, look to the right - there two cars kissed." We see, and indeed - an accident... We walked a little. He is back in the blockbuster: “Look to the left, there’s also” – indeed, there’s also an accident on the left... We got out of the traffic jams, we’re going... He’s again: “Passengers, don’t be afraid, I’m afraid. But I know where to go")))

Answer by mail
Should I shave my hair on eggs?
Yyy: Take the chicken, they are bald from the store right away!

Answer from Google:

Who is wearing what in his pockets?
Answer: This is a clever goose. He is looking for a victim on the Internet.

The closet: I love you.
Oh no, not to you.
I am you too ?
The closet, though...

Brother (23:05:17 16/03/2010)
Do you want to bring a girl?

Vladimus (23:05:38 16/03/2010)
thank you! There is!)

Brother (23:06:23 16/03/2010)
There are no such fucking people.

<Nneka> at what time do children start crawling?
<dizabled> Nneka: Somewhere around midnight when the vodka ends

I will put a figure of a horse on the table as a symbol of my attitude to work.
WOW: You mean that way?
I mean, it’s all a horse!! to

Firefox is not your default browser, destroy a competitor browser?

The third interview with the new programmer in the development department:
the head of the department (the applicant): where patchat where under freebsd?
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