The child in the queries: "Gauss gun with his own hands"
Something I am worried about...

C hubra, comments on the article on the permission of commercial transportation of unmanned drones to the U.S.:

Punch # is good news for drug couriers.
StopDesign# Yes, they were waiting just for the decision of the federal court.

He was so rough that he woke up at 5-56 in the morning...without an alarm.

The wife’s boss burned!
On March 8, I gave all women two roses, one from myself, one from the company.
My wife doesn’t understand the joke.

The first thought when looking at some websites: fuck what the side of the banner...

The apolitics of people.
The Greek word [idiot] originally did not even contain a hint of mental illness. In ancient Greece, it referred to the “private person,” the “separate, isolated person.” It is no secret that the ancient Greeks treated public life very responsibly and called themselves "polytes". Those who avoided participation in politics (for example, did not go to the vote) were called "idiot" (that is, occupied only with their own personal narrow interests). Naturally, “idiots” were not respected by conscious citizens, and soon this word grew into new disregarding shades – “limited, underdeveloped, ignorant man.” And already in the Romans, the Latin idiota means only "ignorant, ignorant", from where two steps to the meaning of "stupid".

Why, when relatives come to host for a couple of days, then after them in the bathroom, in the kitchen, wherever, everything that was opened becomes closed, everything that was turned to the right - now turned to the left, everything that was turned on - now turned off, and everything that was twisted on the clock - now turned against the clock?

8 March.
I called the girl in the morning, but didn’t have time to open her mouth, as she says:
Let’s break up for one day!
O O O?? to
I want you to have a celebration today ;)

“It’s very simple,” the master explained. At first, you think everything is more important than one. Then you think that the majority is more important than the minority. And then you will find that half of all is more important than half of all.
This will not happen again, he said in the news of the day. Half of all is equal to half of all.
“It’s just in words,” explained Caldolyn. And if some are accustomed to considering themselves more important than others, they will consider themselves more important, even if they become less. And eventually you will find that not everything is more important than one, but one, the most important, more important than all the others.
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"Garanty men and women" (c) Uspensky

- Fox: at the entrance of the parental house: "Dear tenants! From 9 a.m. to 17 a.m. there will be no electricity. In connection with the repair work by the company "GORESTI"...

Video about a disassembled laptop and a bunch of cockroaches inside. The comments:
XXX: Imagine that the owner's house is being built
This is Driver!
ccc: This is buggy

I got a cell phone number unknown. Well, I think the advertisement will push again, so is it! The voice of a young man from the phone says to me: “Hello, company * such a*! Are you interested in our super offer – high-definition digital television?"
I just wanted to say that he said no, but for some reason suddenly whispered: "No, I have a black-and-white light bulb TV at home "Berezka", so I am not interested!"
The young man’s voice from the phone whispered and said goodbye to me very quickly, with barely contained rust.
We had a positive charge for the whole day.)

Sister at the holiday table: where is our book about fat and healthy food?

With Diary.
You have something like a princess never smells out of her mouth?
YYY: I do not have. And if it smells, I chew gum.
zzz: Here are they, those people who bow to you and breathe the smell of al-la in your face.

The brain is said to remember about 17 terabytes of information during its life.
Why so little?
Max, you’ve never seen so much porn in your life.
You doubt me so much.

I have two news, one good and another bad.
XXX: Starting with bad
XXX: The car is broken
YYY: Is it good?
You can drink it.)

After our Paralympics came out under "Goodbay, America", I realized that exactly a month ago that ring with America "was not uncovered"not by chance)))

"She is standing up A quiet step goes to the door, opens it and leaves.
People are in shock."

Is it disrupting? Of course, everyone will be in shock!

On March 8th, I want new shoes for my shirt.
You don’t have a Norwegian shirt.
and VOOT!

22:59:51 Sleeping Knight: Here's what you want, but the blue electrician isn't the color
23:01:18 Lady_Ulairi: It is right, it is exaggeration. Simply "electric"
23:01:32 Lady_Ulairi: Because he is blue, talking between us.
23:01:40 Lady_Ulairi: But the "blue electrician" is also not the color :)