Maska (daughter, 5 years old) approaches me with a serious face and says, "Do you want me to guess on your hand?"
I say, guess it well.
She took my palm with both hands, looked at it for a long time, scratched the “tick” and seriously said, “I’ll tell you the future.” You will soon be a grandmother.
I almost fell. She is 5 years old, so it’s too early to be afraid. But it started well, prepared as it should)))

[MoF]Mad_Sorcerer
"Domodedov investigators stole witnesses and set fire to the building"

[MoF]Mad_Sorcerer
Sometimes it reminds me of GTA.

XXX: Have you slept?
Where do you sleep here?
You are just unorganized.
I went to work last night and slept :)

I go to the bookstore with my father. Walked a little. He asks me, and remember, did you give me a book of a bald man, a Frenchman, who writes about ants? What is his name "
Yes, I remember, but what is his name?
I approach the consultant girl: “Girl, we can’t remember the author here... Well, such a bald Frenchman who writes about ants!”
She squeezed a little and said: "I understand who you are talking about! How they’re called – I don’t remember, but now I’ll show you where it stands!" and it brings us to the stand with Verber’s books. and we are all friends: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

The corporate mail:
The man who dropped a box of vinegret from the refrigerator to the floor.
Then I put everything back into the box. To make your hands dry.

A friend broke up with a guy, well, and I, as a faithful friend, went to comfort her.Meeted in the center, agreed to go to her, then go to bow in honor of the separation.We go to her home, meets her mother, looks at her daughter, asks:
M: Why is this acidic?
Q: Yes, Max and I split up, here we go and drink.
Then she goes to the kitchen and brings a bottle of champagne.
Why the shampoo?
Why do you celebrate?

The relationship between my husband and I was good xD

Ukraine is the most tolerant country. There you can ask a question in Ukrainian, get an answer in Russian, and everyone will understand, nobody will be offended and even pay attention. It is the same that the philologist will seriously communicate with the lover of Albanian. And you are prepared to kill one another because of some pretext.

20 years have passed and nothing has changed... my mother came, cooked to eat, put in a p*zduel and went to work...

I drink a cup of tea for myself!!!! to
XXX is painful.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY...
The moral is not to drink hot tea.
But now I’m sweet :)
YYY: XD
Though I cheat, I drink tea without sugar.

CHC: What are you doing?
I’m talking to you, and you?
Q: Do you have a girlfriend?O O O O
NN: Why do everyone react like I’m a pedicure?
Are you not a pedicure?O O O O

I worked as a nurse in the reception room of the city surgical hospital. and here
Somehow they bring on the "ambulance" uncle. It was broken like under a tractor.
has hit. The doctor and the doctor, meanwhile, laugh. It turned out that the man went
Public toilet at the railway station. It was in 1987. Same
You understand, there were no paid toilets with the smell of lavender.
The broken houses. The man was an intellectual. I guessed and decided to wash.
Gone for a rope, and the pipe on which the tank is held (remember another one).
The construction? has survived. Oh, and he put that iron cubicle on his head.
The cerebral. Guess, it is not all! He falls like a straw with a straw.
On the head and breaking the toilet eight (!) The REBER. He falls and holds the door with his feet.
the cabinets. It opened inside! People around hear the wild sound, and then
The complete silence. A few minutes later, they began to knock. He is answering. I would also be silent!
Start to break! The man broke his two legs. He was then in the hospital.
4 months.
It had to be washed!

and Tarrasque:
What so long?
The Red Tank:
I bring the bills. Their buch, all so satisfied: you have a mistake, you give us an extra 70 thousand and throw a calculator in your nose. I think "from which side? I have checked it a few times". The buch is sending me a calculator - look, say. I think. The error. I count again. Again a mistake. Please Excel. I check. There is no error. The bug curves the mouth "exel is joking something lately". I take the calculator, but I do not consider it a blind method, but I carefully look at what I press and what it draws out. And I find that some buttons are falling. I explain to the accountant. The hysteric - she has since November of the month "stopped trusting Excel, because. "Stall joking", with the calculator he did not get along, and the calculator she trusts more".
and Tarrasque:
Offered her accounts?and :)
The Red Tank:
Yes, there is nothing to fall.They sat down and counted everything.

From a conversation with my wife:
You see, I am a terrible savior!
- Ughu, unwoven - and not fucking and not saving..............

to you, beautiful
>I want to express the opinion of many girls.
I am 21 years old, a student, I go on a red diploma, regularly go to the gym and swimming pool. Growth 179cm, weight 56kg, 3 breast size, long dark hair, brown eyes. Without false humility, sweet. That’s what many guys say, but the problem is that I don’t like clothes, clubs, I like to spend time at home, or just walk out the street, read, watch good movies, love to cook and have sex. Where to meet a normal guy?

I agree to surrender! I am 22 years old, funny, in a word, a technician. I appreciate the home! I will do homework. Warmness and warmth guaranteed! For me, you will be the most desirable and loved!
Two five six seven five eight six nine

Z is. Miss the playoff! Take care of your life because spring is coming.

We share with each other the misfortunes: one system on the notebook has flown, the other notebook in general hangs hellish...
If this continues, these names will soon become nickname:
Q: How is your business?
YYY: Lenovo...
YYY: How are you?
XXX: - Totally HP :(

There is already written about me here...
I am that "aggressive outward" (well, thank you >_<) guy on VAZE against Snow White on the transition.
I tell you: I missed the girl on my own decision - she still stood on the sidewalk without showing signs of movement - could pass peacefully, but decided not to pack the suit with the beams that were on the road))) (according to the law - until the foot stood on the road - you can go)
Who knew she would be such a queen? I smashed her, others smashed her... And she didn’t leave much – she showed me a middle finger. He took his opinion back and did what he did.
He noticed when he had already left.

Honestly yours is the bearded, camouflaged owner of 99.

Commentary on the photo:
Thanks for your photos! Before that I complexed about my appearance – but you significantly raised my self-esteem!

With my wife in the kitchen. In an erotic tone:
Everyone is already sleeping. We were alone in the kitchen. Let’s start... there is!

Why does Darth Vader wear a black plastic suit?
Because the white is full.

When will there be new photos?
I don’t know, it’s old ;D