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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95052
 09.03.2014
From the discussion of the construction tool:
Message from Igor.o
Let me tell you, why do you need coal?
Message from Eddy21
convenient to pull closer to the bed towels - straight without getting out of under the blankets

[ + 42 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95051
 09.03.2014
In social networks clearly lacks such a mode so that online not to be discarded and movies and music was available.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №95050
 09.03.2014
The incident was by one of the Russian channels, which raises doubts about the reliability of the information.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95049
 09.03.2014
What we can.

All the gang trolls the Russian Post... would not help what?)
The pigeons?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95048
 09.03.2014
The TV channel is powerful! March 8 showed 9 company

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95047
 09.03.2014
You brought me peelings instead of potatoes.
Are you sure?
Yes Yes
Can you remove the cover?
I can, I say. Here is, I say. with the meat.
I have to! How did you notice this?

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95046
 09.03.2014
I’ll get acquainted with the "voice from the back rows", with "somebody from the room" well or at the edge of the "and here some guy is talking". I appreciate humour in people.)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №95045
 09.03.2014
to this:

I am sure that if you connect a dynamomachine to Goebbels now, you can provide electricity to a small country.
____

And I guess what exactly...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95044
 09.03.2014
I love the celebration of March 7. In the subway, all the women are standing, and the men are sitting with flowers.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №95043
 09.03.2014
XXX is favorite! I instilled in your ears. You turned the data on my hard drive, made my processor overclock, and my monitor flash at 250 Hz.
From 8 March, Dear

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95042
 09.03.2014
From the topic on the mobile fraud forum:
We recently had a story-one grandmother gave money for what (son-in-law) hit a pedestrian and only when the shock passed she realized that she was fooled. She has no granddaughter.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95041
 09.03.2014
A Tales of Hawthorne (abbreviation, conclusion of the poem)

...

I say because I am asked,
With a loud, deaf voice:
Let it be good,
Let all be bad.

Let the hour of birth be cursed,
I scratched my teeth in the mouth,
All fools and fools.
He died of pain in the stomach.

Let in the sack, in the house and in the apartment
The punishment will come,
Not to remain in the world.
No more coward or liar.

and Dagestan. Rasul Gamzatov 1923–2003)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95040
 09.03.2014
I read one comic book, the story is that the brother is going on an expedition, and the younger sister does not take.
alienna: If Adina had secretly engaged in them, and then the entire expedition had died together, it would have been fun.) A broken pattern and no living heir.
Anony: Are you not George Martin?

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95039
 09.03.2014
Haber, on the delivery of packages using quadrocopters

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Drones will soon be banned in Russia. Here are some arguments for this scenario:
First, this is a relatively new technology that needs to be banned simply by habit.
Second, drones can transport drugs, bitcoins and child pornography.
In addition, the U.S. military uses drones in Iraq (and why a decent citizen of the Russian Federation such technology?) ;
Any Chinese n-copter can be used by terrorists.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №95038
 09.03.2014
What is DZ?
Brother: Homework
I: Debtor debt
Tag: Dagestan wine factory
Sister: Oh of course!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95037
 09.03.2014
The Russian Wisdom:
What you do not stick to the scotch, the fight will not take.)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №95036
 09.03.2014
The year 1985. 1 of June. I am 18 years old. Gorky (Nizhny Novgorod) Master PTU sends me for vodka. Go far, but you have to. I go. Tablework at the storehouse, and a bowl with the police, someone is already distracted... I am approaching from the edge, I am interested in the boomerang: "What?"
He - "vodka now from 21 years only give..."
the seat.
I give him money and put it in the crowd.
The result: detained during the transfer, the protocol was not made, lied, the money was returned...
I come home and the threshold to Master PTU: Your power is over! Enough, I have to endure! Now let the elderly run for vodka!!! I put money on the table.
After an hour, the tired master raised the glass and asked, “What do they think there above?”
I:"The Day of the Protection of Children, however..........."

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №95035
 09.03.2014
How is an intelligent man different from a botanist?
The intelligent knowledge helps, not prevents, to live.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №95034
 09.03.2014
At the airport, the flight was delayed due to the weather conditions of the route.
The girl who had to fly this flight to reduce the waiting time bought a book, packed cookies and sat down in a chair. Next to her was an unemployed chair, on the seat of which was a cellophane bag with biscuits, and on the next chair was a man who was reading a sports magazine.
She automatically took the cake, the man took too. She was surprised, but she said nothing to him and continued to read.
And every time she took another cake, the man did the same. She got angry, but decided not to arrange a scandal at the crowded airport.
When there was only one cookie left in the package, she thought, "It's interesting to see what this ham and ignorant will do?“”
As if reading her thoughts, the man took a cookie, broke it in half and extended one half to her, without raising his eyes.
It was already too much: she firmly stood up, gathered her bags and left.
Later, when she was already sitting in the plane, dropped into a bag to get a cure for a headache, she surprised to pull out the unfortunate package of cookies.
Then she suddenly recalled that she had put a pack of cookies in her bag. And the man, whom she considered to be unwise and ignorant, shared with her his cookie, without showing any anger, simply because of his education and kindness.
She was very ashamed and had no chance to apologize to him.
Before you get angry, think about it.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №95033
 09.03.2014
- I wonder, and will Yanukovych go to the opening of the Sochi Paralympics?
As who?
Well, let’s say, as a president with limited capabilities?

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