U.S. Senators demand to exclude Russia from the number of participants of the 2014 World Cup and to deprive the right to hold the 2018 World Cup
Fucking finally. Maybe because of Ukraine, we won’t play football. Ukraine will save

Renat: I went to Peter last summer just to shave myself.
What about White Nights? And the bridges? What about Neva?
Tagged: insisted
Renate: Oh
Renate: is out
I confuse these words all the time.

A sign of the intelligence of the Russian family is Tomik Brodsky, lying on the toilet tank.

Sport is harmful.
- This is a fact, because it would be useful if there were two Jews hanging on each tournament.
You confuse sport and the Holocaust.
In the good sense of the word :-)

At night, the cat walked around the apartment and spotted as if not in himself, preventing him from sleeping.
Despite this behavior during the day, he asked his wife for all kinds of cat tastes,
The apple, the rugged sweaters... Now this gray scapegoat has collapsed on the couch with her legs up, closed her shy eyes with her foreheads and shakes.
What did you have to do in a past life to become a cat? Saving the Buddha?

I decided to clean the computer today. It is not now enabled. and sad.
How did you clean it? The cyclone? Antiviruses What kind of thread is it? What happened that?
XHH: Cleaning vacuum cleaner and toothbrush.

We have neighbors like that, shit. Just start to cut a pig in the kitchen, immediately call the police.

New Bill on Sexual Harassment:
Dudar: The only adequate bill of our lawmakers. Even if he worked as he should, the price would not have been.
Schuhart: What is there adequate? You can’t invite a girl to coffee.
Nancy: I’m embarrassed to ask, in what expressions do you invite a girl to coffee, if you’re afraid of what a statement will be written for you?

I drive on the navigator, exceed the speed, and even in the hill. The navigator warned me originally:
N: You are exceeding the allowed speed!
You exceeded the permitted speed.
Ready to take off!

I am sure that if you connect a dynamomachine to Goebbels now, you can provide electricity to a small country.

The fact that men are far from everyday worries, such as washing, cooking, shopping, has been joked for a long time. But so literally...
I went to the shop and went to the men’s clothes department. There, next to the shorts stand, hangs an advertisement poster about the following content: “Now you can buy your man shorts twice as cheap.”
Hm.. that is, the fact that the man himself can come to the store they do not even consider.

Today the girl, let’s say Vera M., did not come to the meeting we agreed on yesterday. We also met several times before and talked pretty nice. After half an hour, I called. In response I heard "And I can’t come today" and the laughter of my friends in the background.
Explain to me, Naomi??? Nash, are you doing that? Can’t you really say you don’t want to meet?

P.S The tiger is crazy, I liked it myself. I leave myself...

I want a 2014 Lexus car.
No problem, I buy it.
But it is expensive.
Not very much.
When will we buy?
and soon.
When soon?
In the year 2034

The number of Russian soldiers in Crimea ranges from 3 to 30 thousand people, depending on which finger these figures are drawn from.

A fan of humor.

Once upon a time it was a computer joke.
They left, but promised to come back.

Oh my God, what a Turkey! I want! from you! CRY is!
Wut – I’m sorry.

YYYY
I once met a woman-seminator. She told me how it was done with bulls and cows. My life at that moment ceased to be the same.
So, this strange woman had an imitation of a cow’s vagina. Through which, with the help of hands and vigorous movements, as well as masturbation of the sex organ of the bull, they extracted sperm. Now you know...

Zzz
Let me at least one other shit tell you that working as a taxi driver is hard.
... →

ууу: Slavik disappeared, agreed on 10, I call - says the subscriber's device is turned off.
XHH: Rather the subscriber is turned off)
XHH: They yesterday until 6 in the morning with Leha 8 March celebrated)))

a hard whirlwind, which is inserted into a hole.... - a purely female definition of a plug! )))

A person who is looking for non-existent diseases is a hypochondriac. What is the name of a person looking for non-existent diseases in others?
A paid doctor?