An acquaintance of a teacher tried to blame the parents of the students that once a year she goes to the clinic for a couple of weeks about panic attacks. The director of the school advised them to do the same.

M: What do you look at?
g: "An alarming call", if I am not mistaken
m: " Worrying" sounds like. A thriller or about graduates?
About graduates, of course. The Zombie Apocalypse. Every year at 10 a.m. on the 25th of May a bell rings in a small provincial town. People are hiding in the basements. Graduates walk through the streets and scare civilians. Everything changes when May 25 falls on a Friday – middle-class managers, in a shit after a working week, decide to challenge dangerous graduates.

xxx: Imagine, the film is 58 years old, and Peltzer is already old in it.
I think she was born like that.

Comments to the post on the news "RPC proposed to introduce the subject "Sense of Life" in schools:
In the first class, write on the board "42" - and score before the end of the course of this unknown subject.

Panda: The only perversion is the absence of sex. Everything else is a matter of choice." (c) Someone.
Panda: fucking, I’m still a pervert >_<

Sitting in the reception of the rehabilitation center for a massage, I was once again convinced how great and powerful the Russian language is. What is the question of the nurse running by "Where do we sit?" And the answer "I go there" sounds quite normal.

> and >
In 2001, the European Union decided that tomatoes are not vegetables, but fruits. by Facepalm
Yes, this is a berry.
zzz: that is - ketchup is a compot?
> and >

That was mad!! The Elephants!! to

xxx: I was here, I watched the Transformers (part one) again, and I began to look at the Chelyabinsk meteorite somehow... they are among us.
xxx: The thought of a harsh optimism with the Kamaz logo does not leave my mind.

XXX: Are you laughing? A billionaire committed suicide. Yes, I hitman all the parts passed, there the most points were given when it looks like suicide.

xxx: And that, stop reducing our accounting to "bush management". are offended.

Where are all these snowmen!! to

You are CHO? What are the snowmills in the spring??? The season is over...

Zombie vegetarians only eat people who are vegetables.

Unfortunately, not all imported equipment supports the technology of pinch repair developed in the Soviet Union.

daughter 5 years.
Can you wear a modem?
Daddy’s modem on the computer, and this is a diadem!! to

Grez_Lee

by Habr
The xxx:
A programmer can always logically justify his laziness.
YYYY :
But he is lazy.

I am the only one who can do that.)

I sit, I work, I play in my ears. On the edge of my ear, I hear the men discussing something and crawling. Through the music I hear the head of the department say something in the spirit of "children, well you would behave properly, here is a girl". I get the headphone, I say with an innocent voice: "A? What?" and from the headphone is like this on the whole office "..A hundred vagins and I am alone!". There is no scene.)

Storm in Sochi destroyed storm protection for $2.5 billion. The ruble

From the discussion of the introduction of lessons "meaning of life":

XX: For the introduction of this subject!
yy: I’m sorry, but I hope that the subject will be round and you won’t get it very deep.

He has no king in his head.
That is, his cockroaches have democracy.)

dp: Father told... His acquaintance went to the Czech Republic to marry his daughter... He says, they take us on the track, and I can’t! I fall asleep! I do not feel the road. It's terribly straight, I think the drive would break down too.
Beyond the village some started to pass, and there a pair of three cats... Driving: "Terrible! The nightmare! Roads like in Russia!"... I didn’t find anything to answer :)