I will add:

xxx: Only one thing seems strange to me is the requirement to give flowers and show gallantry on the International Day of Fight for Women’s Equality?

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Women can and should always give flowers for any occasion and without a reason.
I personally find it more strange how we celebrate "Love Day".
Why does the fifty-year-old bulldozer congratulate me, a forty-year-old electromechanic? I answered "In love with me, what?"
A little bit of a scratch 😉

We kill people who kill people because killing people is not right.

Here somehow the story was about how a boy took a photo of a girlfriend, that she became like the cover of a magazine, and the girl did not notice, such a type is beautiful. Yesterday I was in the same situation. I photographed my parents, they are about fifty. Mom removed the wrinkles, Daddy - the second beard. In other words, beauty has gone. Mom calls and says "Something I can’t see the difference" :)
That means they are beautiful. Love your parents!

xxx: I seemed to be pumping up to the macho 80 Level.
YYY: The proof?
I gave my wife socks, shampoo and shower gel on March 8.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX I guessed.

and both:

Recently in the cafe was, so it turned out that the waitress did not include two dishes on the 800p, I pointed to her and paid for it, she wasn't that thank you didn't say, went dissatisfied and didn't say goodbye to our "goodbye"

Look at it differently.
Well, uneducated she is sure, a fool can be still or sick. You what? It is not you who taught her that you should not be upset about it. She is not your relative.
Do not look after others, look after yourself.
Most importantly, you did it decently. Karma has not been ruined. +1 is
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Children are naive.
After 5 minutes, the waitress comes in and says she remembered two meals at 800 r. You are paying. In the hands.
Without a check.
Money in the pocket.
Half the kitchen.
Then pay and then ask for a check. Then go to the director with two. Demand the dismissal. This is important, because for a person this is the first or second job, and the lesson from theft will remain for life.
of gold.

Dear administration of the resource, would it not be useful here in any way to filter out when checking comments containing political propaganda, especially if they are expressed in a hamsk form and openly call for the incitement of interethnic enmity. I apologize for not expressing myself on the thematic content of the resource, but to turn it into a tribune of preachers and provocators. They have personal blogs and news comments where such discussions are much more relevant.

with "The Pearl of Thought"

Ukrainian experience: to ruin the country, enemies are not needed, enough patriots.

From corporate correspondence: "...we wish you prosperity on the service ladder..."

XXX: I was shaved in a very sleepy state this morning. I stand, I have finished and carefully aligned my beard with a trimmer. Suddenly my neck broke. Well, I scratched... with a trimmer.
YYY: You have a baldness in your entire neck.
XXX: She’s there after I scratched 10 years ago.

Dogs are really smart. The road is constantly green. It is true
This is the pace in which the government will soon sit.
It is...
It’s the reverse process: where did you see someone from the government crossing the road for the green light on the transition?

I hate March 8th, a hypocritical day. I remember working on a poem and had an order from a small firm to congratulate the accounting office. Communicated directly with the director-customer, sent the option and called to discuss, and the uncle is clearly nervous, the voice shakes, emotions boil, says: "Yes, beautiful - well, cute - also good, but little, little! These fat, wicked cockroaches will eat me with shit! Please write out how nice and beautiful they are!"
Congratulations to the Goddess of Accounting!

10% of Americans consider HTML a sexually transmitted disease.
xxx: HTML is the most real triper
YYY: As long as I live

The corporate feast on March 7, all good, the headbuck thought something.
Gl. Engineer: She may have thought about becoming a grandmother soon!
I still want to sleep with my mom!

Functions performed by the aquarium

hides the menisc of water and white salt deposits;

hides the structural elements of the aquarium - the ribs of rigidity and transversal straps, as well as lamps and lamps;

- prevents the access of curious pets to aquarium inhabitants;

- makes the aquarium a finished element of the interior.

- does not allow fish to leave their home unauthorized;

We talked with colleagues about a companion who went to the hospital, then the conversation went on to the medical topic.
1st We are tired of talking about illnesses, let’s talk about idiots.
2nd By the way, different diseases can also be caught from blades!
A general attack of laughter.

IG0Lka: It is not interesting to play with this, it is like you tremble yourself, and someone ends up for you...
zefirka: Kara worthy of the myths of ancient Greece))

On the evening of March 7, she went to her husband to work, where the corporate just ended on the occasion of the holiday. With the words: "Take, or it will disappear!" I was given 2 packs of salad leaves in pots. Picture with oil: the evening metro, ladies with roses, tulips and mimoses, and I am, with a salad...

Every week, my daughter and my cat play mycado.
Take a basket of washed clothes and drop into the middle of the bed. The mountain is left for 10 minutes without attention. Moussa sits in the middle and is more comfortable. Then my daughter and I pull things out of the pile to sort. The task is to disturb Moses as little as possible. The loser is the one after whose manipulations the cat jumps out of the pile.

All with the arrival of spring!

Review of the game "The Thief: Master Thief"

Blurnow: That fucking... as soon as I steal something, it throws me out of the game
Dan555: Theft is bad

But Alina did not ask for Crimea, but cream for March 8th.