guys, the prize "hero of the runnet" is not bad fuck us!
Last night, Manul was in the first place with a break from Madison in 5 points. And for the night suddenly this spoiler in the first place, with a break from the manula in 9000 (nine thousand) votes!!!! to
Does it not seem strange to you?? to

Immediately bring it to the best, let the people know that all this is understood.

We talk about homeopathy:

"Homeopathic cocktail "Mudak""

Take 20 grams of 25-year-old cognac and add half a liter of cola.

The new President of the Russian Federation, Evgeny Blishev, will speak on television today.

E. Blyshev will show his... face

Gennady Gudkov (Deputy Chairman of the State Duma Security Committee): an ordinary citizen does not have the right, even in the absence of guilt or crime, to provide physical resistance to a representative of the authorities, even if a militiamen strikes him or starts beating him with his legs. According to Gudkov, in most cases, a person will simply aggravate his guilt.
No, what shit is it?! to

I went to the creative department. I’ve never seen so many creatinins in one place!

HHH
What is most precious to you that you do not have?
WOWU
* breaks between the variants "the world around the world", "musical hearing" and "blues box in sugar"*

X: It seems to be called cynicism?
Y is no. by Phuizmo.
X: And in literary speech? and :)
A healthy view of life.

to this:
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Automotive Forum
by Detroib:
Karoche, you don’t like me...I drank a bottle of Remi Martin and went for a ride. be afraid!! The Ford Excursion. The Black 030
The bull:
...I did not drink anything, so evil, I have CRAZ 255, green...
Go out, I am going to catch!
and...
Grandpa, you are my cousin! By changing the car brand, you do not change your favorite color. Plus, CRAZ is really better than the sixth. Good luck on the roads!

Here you go to the toilet at work and you see that the whole toilet is blurred and is standing to the ground.
But you hold your breath, do your little need and go out. Then another employee comes to you.
He thinks it’s you who cheated it all.

Autopilot in the metro.

I’m in the subway car this morning.
I am in a very tight group of people. Closer to the ring the train slowed, so the noise slowed, as from my back a male voice asked loudly:
"Do you want to go next??" and
I slowly turned around, wondering who was asking so loudly to go out. I watched an uncle with bananas in his ears, listening to music loudly.
I answered him, cried and said loudly:
"Abra-Khadabra is the world!and "

He also shrugged and we changed places.
Pepper was having fun.)
K. F

xxx: I passed the Aikyu test on the site and sent a SMS, I did not receive a response, but they took off 350 rubles

YYY: AYYYU test not passed

Work is boiling. Everyone is stressed and working. A coworker sickly whispers a mouse that brakes: “Wake up, cattle, I’m in a hurry!”

The guy who went to the subway station today, in the afternoon, in only Hawaiian shorts and a maike, and I was on the beach and I popped up. - Thank you, friend, for the wonderful mood for the whole day!

I am teaching Old Slavic. The whole group hated him. and here after a long lecture on the letter "Yat" a friend gave (P: a friend)

I only need old-fashioned clothes once in my life.
I: When is it?
Q: When I'm going to work in the tattoo salon. I will hang a huge advertising sign "Yati on hui!"

The Lord. Children with disabilities decided to bleed, and do you know who? Church, in Dnipropetrovsk UPC MP wants to select the only(!!!) Internat for children with disabilities to expand the territory of the female monastery. This is what Russian Orthodoxy, meaningless and merciless. Look, while children suffering from congenital pathologies and genetic diseases are barely trying to somehow develop and grow up at least some members of the society, the stomachs of the poop, which do not enter the church door, on expensive foreign marks, with which to death people are beaten down, take away from the children their last hope for at least some place in this world.

VeN: Today we brought to work to insert aluminum windows, so on one of them it is written "Ya super acoustic! The owner, the fox, the alien, you are lucky. Greetings from the office."

Captain Turtle Raphael: You are an idiot.

Raphael, you are a self-proclaimed, the captain of the turtles is Leonardo.

Anonymous to Anonymous: Anonymous you are self-proclaimed, the captain of the turtles is a splinter.

ftaghn: Anonymous, you are an Eblan, the captain of the turtles is an Akenfeev.

Someone who wrote about dancing. Brother as I understand you, only I was the youngest of the three brothers, and my share was only those few minutes of play when one of the two walked into a push =(

to this:
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From the site l.ru. Community of Virgins. Questions to answer:

I wonder why a guy during sex, when I first smooth my face from above, and then squeezes my fingers into my mouth?? to

If he first put his fingers in your mouth and then sprayed your saliva on your face, there would be a problem. You are fine.
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And you in this quote is also confused by the reference "Community of virgins"?

Life is too serious to laugh at.