If a boy loves a knot, he knocks his finger in the pop,
This pedic masochist is a bad boy.

xxxh: My mom asked me today: "Less, do you know any other ways to prepare for exams besides prayer?"
Ivory, is it your family?

Reviews about the drive for the comp on the shop website.
The shortcomings:
A huge wreath of wires
- Incorporating the transmission could make it more "sock"
-Batya said that the steering wheel once "pipka" does not work =(
And then he drove me out and played myself until night =(

In the survey "What was the best song in 2010?
5Vesta Family - Why
23:45 - A friend without a friend
Anna Sedokova and Gigan - Cold Heart
Aslan and Marina - Where are you?
Bjorn Johan Muri – Yes Man
Milan Stankovic – Ovo Je Balkan
Infinity - When You Go
Clothes - Plastic Surgeon
Glory is loneliness
Timor Rodriguez – About You"

I didn’t have enough options "Fuck! who is it?"

I met a clever girl once in my life, and instead of fucking her, I talked.

And finished.

I still come to think that a smart girl is rare. Rare is a terrible perversion.

Commentary on the photo of women's circular shorts:
Oh, I have such classy ones 😉
I have those curtains.

Do you have a minute?
and yes. And I need her!

I have a friend translator.
I bet with him for 1000 rubles that I will come up with a phrase, the meaning of which is not even approximately translated into English.
What do you think, I invented it!
xxxh: "with me bribes smooth" - he thought day how to translate it, but couldn't)))))

People don’t hear me on Skype, why?
YYY: 95% of Windows errors are within half a meter of the monitor.
XXX: It’s in columns, right?

From a museum forum:
xxx: The music is amazing, but the appearance... the second guitarist... someone has to hint on her floor, and show her haircut... to tell about the women’s clothes gradually....
Yyy: The second guitarist left the band. A guy instead of her.
Zzzz: No one noticed the difference

Aaaah a fucking shit!
The BBB Votsap?
Aaa I have today the water supply in the kitchen turned, flooded me, here I called the sanitary. I am a 60 year old man, a cute man, and I don’t have to go. I gave him 200 r and he dropped it. call in 20 minutes "Hello, it’s you from the ZK worry. Did the technician come to you? So, he just discovered that his cat had taken with him. Will you return it or will it be better for us?
My kiss went into this uncle’s bag and sat there without a single whisper until he was found! Am I really a fucking housewife?
BBB Lisa, you are a fucker! Is it enough to feed the animal with vegetables? I know you are on a diet. But what about him? The next step is to jump from the 16th floor.

Galya Kobeleva: I also never give public money to anything. In my entrance there are people richer than I am, they repair it, change the pipes and clean it with their own strength. Well, why pay more...Maybe someone will repair me and the balcony?
You are not a cowboy, you are a pork.

I want a beer...but somehow I’m struggling to drink a beer at 11 in the morning.
Do you want me to come in? We are both very happy!!!!))))
Go here! come here!! We take water!

by JJ

As for phones, the scientists divided opinions: some say that the signals of mobile phones do not have a harmful effect on the brain, others that you still need to tell people the truth.

The second day I cooked cake. I would like to express my sincere thanks to the developers of winlocker's. Their sitcom.

I heard that Volokhov and Baskov meet!
I knew he was blue.

Per in the near future, natural selection will be much more humane than our medicine.

My mom is talking on the phone with WWE. Children’s clinic for not visiting me and my son to the doctor.
I will call the guardianship authorities! Your daughter doesn’t care about the child. What if she dropped it somewhere unchecked?!!! to
M: And if she drops her examined, will it be easier for you?

He jumped the Sims first, fully reproduced his present life - the same house, the same way of life. In the first week, the character fell into a deep depression and cut off the veins (

In the morning of the spouses:

I am going to work!! I am late! Where is my mother? Give me Mike!! to
Yes, I have already gotten it.
M: What kind of mother is this? Is it my mother? Where did I get such a mother?
Ask where your children are from.
M: No, children, I know where they come from. But Mommy!! to