There’s something like that in it, so interesting. It does not even appear in appearance.
I said you are a pair of shoes.
Both are fucking.

XXX: The whole mini-chat was fucked by the matte
I wake up, I see this shit.
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xxx: whoever writes the word "x**" and instead appears the phrase "I whole hamsters in the ass they are so cute and purple, just charming!"
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
xxx: first matte, then foolish voice again matte, again matte, matte, matte
XXX: Only after 15 minutes before they came that mating was not good ^^

Greece is collapsing, disorder in Rome, Iran is gaining strength and becoming more aggressive. Welcome back to 430 years before our era :)

I walked with my mother around the city and told her:
Do you know what this building is?
No, but what is it?
The city synagogue.
People around are suspicious.

He recently broke up with his beloved girlfriend, and yesterday his best friend found his second half.
The dialogue:
I lost a girl, you found her. What is the limit of one girl for two? Can we be both at the same time?
- I don't know while you were with a girl I tried narcissists, abused alcohol and didn't have a bad time sometimes at night)

Sergey not Winston: Will be filmed about Steve Jobs
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.: O No
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.Even after his death, he scratches money.

My cleaning usually begins when I start looking for something.

The answer.ru
"We need some help! Express in pascals the pressure of 1.5 kPa."
I haven’t been there for a long time, but is there anything else that is taught in schools?! to

He pays twice...
I want to work in a cottage [...]

About a year ago, I told my girlfriend (D) that I would drink a bottle of vodka and not get drunk, the time went but so checked and didn't work. She often reminded me of it. Yesterday we went to the supermarket with shopping, followed us as usual other buyers - guys (P), and a conversation took place:
I: What else do we need to buy?
D : Oh! We need vodka! You promised me 😉 :P
I: I started...
P: Yeah yeah!! to

JJ: Who are you cheating with?
Chinese Pilot: I betray you with "eat" and "sleep"

You don’t go to the movie? 😉

I think in this police suit you are more than I look like an actor :)

Oh yeah) this is my role in German cinema, if you understand what I’m talking about)))))))

Commissioner Rex? HDD

[5:23:06] Alexis: Au
[14:28:02] Yegor is fucking Pol the 5th. Who will answer that?

Anonymous hackers blocked the UK’s interior ministry website.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! Russia should be blocked.
xxx: Probably our government websites are not yet worthy of their attention.
Zzzz: They can’t do it! We have it all on paper...

The women’s toilet in the cinema. I go out of the cabin, the next woman is already coming in the line. I usually look back to see if I have forgotten anything. I see a package of paper clothes. I look at him for a second and try to figure out what it is and what to do about it. I say to the woman who has already approached, wait and I take a step in the direction of the towels... And here from underneath the neighboring cabin a hand rises, touches the towels and takes them into her cabin O_O. All this happens literally in a moment! With a quiet shocked voice, I say: “No, nothing... and I am as shocked as I am leaving... Someone from heaven has been saved in a very difficult moment of life – just a piece of fate, no other way)))

Wife: Do I look like Gorlam?
I : No.
Is it because I am fat?! to

xxx: A Jeep Wrangler man came to the exhibition today. Front grid, mirrors, pencil - golden
YYY: I would take it away.
He left his wife in the car. :)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
So I was with Annie.
Writing about Anja?

A cup for Dad, a cup for Mom.
Son: What, am I eating you?! to

<[malinovka]el-Lot.p.sds> Ivan Urgant gave his wife a restaurant
<swDIMM> This is a
<swDIMM> Andrei Urgant gave Ivan Urgant to his wife

During the Month:
Maybe in the pop?
Maybe in the ear?