Recently, I had to face the terrible dream of any telephone conversation: to dictate an English text to my grandmother in the tube for recording.
Among other things, there was the word "crypto". He dictated as “crypto” and depended on waiting for questions on the first and third letters of the type “ke” as a Russian ke or as a Russian es.
But the Soviet hardening exceeded all expectations.
After hearing the answer: “What’s like Clinton or Kennedy?” and “What’s like Kennedy?” and “What’s like Clinton?” I was able to breathe out in just 15 seconds.

My mom loves to hurry. Especially on the dad (he has been used to for a quarter of a century of life together, especially does not stress and lovingly calls her "my Pinochetic"). And, I have to say, brushes mom quality, talented and with the soul. But in so many years, all and all kinds of serious reasons have either turned over or gone along and across and bored everyone, including my mother. This is why it is necessary for her, the sick, to constantly invent new and new reasons, so as not to miss their life together.
Today he calls me and gives me another pearl:
This is what I think. Love is confessed five times a day. He prepares lunch every day. Coffee in bed is normal. He stole me on March 8.
And, most importantly, with such an unfaithful insult in the voice, with such anger!

My friend told me today. He came to a big supermarket, surrounded by the Gypsies and a thousand calls in the face with the phone - the phone, the phone!! The mood he was not very, he pulled out his and started ticking her in the face - the phone, the phone!! Then he bought a full, goes back to the car, the same Gypsies approach him and ask - well, what, sold?

Ivan Teterin: There was a case... Menta wanted to arrest a drunk man. He was taken to the Mental Waze. Suddenly the man broke out and sat down in a swarm. He says, once you hold me, what am I? Will I go myself? Take me! The green mints of anger took the man under his hands and feet, carried. And then the man sang out loudly, "And they take me, and take me into the ringing light of three white horses, eh, three white horses!"

I look at our financial department and I understand that very soon the Turing test will be passed not because the computers will become so smart.

Comments on Eternal Engine:
Okay for the time being, physics experts in school let us think like simple mortals)))

After half a day of watching the battle of extrasensors, I say to my husband:
I: Did you not think that when you are engaged in onanism your deceased relatives look at you and unapprovedly swing their heads?
I think so too, I wanted to talk to you about it for a long time.

I waited for the prince, but time was not wasted.

I go on the road and ask the driver:
Can I go out on the light?
He in response:
Everything can be done on this route. If everything goes wrong, we’ll go to the sea.

After hearing on Russian television how well the citizens of Russia live, the residents of the Bryan, Smolensk and Kostrom regions expressed the desire to also join Russia following the Crimea.

xxx: Only one thing seems strange to me is the requirement to give flowers and show gallantry on the International Day of Fight for Women’s Equality?

In fact, a coup arranged with noise, with violence is a failed coup, it is a failed coup. The ideal option is when the subjects, waking up in the morning, learn that they have a new king or queen, and all. Noise is not only unnecessary, it is harmful.
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According to one version, this is how the forces removed the weak B. Yeltsin from power.

Correspondence with brother Vk. He lies in the hospital.
XXX is fucking. I cleaned half of my life in your room.
Tagged: ahahaha
Tagged: looool
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
XXX: What is LOL?
XXX: You have to talk to the wicked
You are a pig, fucking.

The CEO and chief designer of Apple are gay.
I wondered if they have always been, or have become, to better "feel the consumer"?

> Vasily Glovachev "Self "
In general, I recommend reading the entire series "Forbidden Reality ";

Glovachev is such a Blavatsky who writes combat fantasy.
It is possible to read only out of psychiatric interest - as the larvae of the writer quickly and decisively absorbs the esotericism of the brain, from book to book increasingly leaving metastases.
However, lovers of Naruto and Lost should like - the series is as meaningless and merciless as the Russian rebellion, well, and in places even more brutal than the first Soviet tractor.

Will we see you today?
YYYY: Yes
YYY: Am I you too?
XXX: I don’t even know what to answer.

Commentary on the Ukrainian news site:
What a funny name is Eggs.

Are you VKontakte?
Y: I am not there.
X: (surprisingly) Do you have the internet at all? O_O

have survived.

Today, all the passengers of one trolley bus had to move quickly to another (a breakdown of some sort), well, we were looked at in it as if we were enemies of the people. And you tell Ukrainians to move to Russia.

The invader:

to this:
Giving visas for entry into the EU to Russians is unsafe. Russo-speaking people in the country are an excuse for military aggression, - Foreign Ministry of the Czech Republic

It will be much worse if Russian-speaking people come at all without visas and without invitation, even on their transport. If you don’t believe it, ask the Germans.

The Germans don’t have to ask the Germans. And you would not bother to know what is "Prague Spring" and "Operation "Danube".